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Passedoutdrunk — Why am I a Marine?
Published: 2006-01-14 23:17:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 4765; Favourites: 77; Downloads: 15
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Description You can keep your Army khaki,
You can keep your Navy Blue,
I have the world's best fighting man,
To introduce to you.

His uniform is different,
The best you've ever seen.
The German's call him "Devil Dog"
His real name is "Marine".

He was born on Parris Island,
The place where God forgot.
The sand is eighteen inches deep
The sun is blazing hot.

He gets up every morning,
Before the rising sun.
He 'll run a hundred miles and more,
Before the day is done.

He's deadly with a rifle,
A bayonet made of steel.
He took the warriors calling card,
He's mastered how to kill.

And when he gets to heaven,
St. Peter he will tell,
One more Marine reporting sir,
I've served my time in Hell.

So listen all you young girls,
To what I have to say
Go find yourself a young Marine,
To love you every day.

He'll hug you and he'll kiss you,
And treat you like a queen.
There is no better fighting man:
THE UNITED STATES MARINE!
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Comments: 85

silentviewer339 [2008-04-05 14:39:26 +0000 UTC]

cool stuff. marines are good.....bt pardon me......the govt directing their actions is...torrid.

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Passedoutdrunk In reply to silentviewer339 [2008-04-29 01:58:40 +0000 UTC]

torrid? I guess you are right.. but who knows.. eh?

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the-world-is-ours In reply to ??? [2008-03-22 23:35:41 +0000 UTC]

my husband's a marine

anyways, i really like this!

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Passedoutdrunk In reply to the-world-is-ours [2008-03-22 23:40:32 +0000 UTC]

Yup! Motivation till the end.

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WolvenPrincess In reply to ??? [2008-03-22 20:38:42 +0000 UTC]

I love this! My boyfriend is a marine and I couldn't help but smile when I read this.

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Passedoutdrunk In reply to WolvenPrincess [2008-03-22 23:40:51 +0000 UTC]

It's the truth isn't it?

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WolvenPrincess In reply to Passedoutdrunk [2008-03-23 01:14:44 +0000 UTC]

Most definitely

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Passedoutdrunk In reply to WolvenPrincess [2008-03-23 23:56:41 +0000 UTC]

lol alright.

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kinrik In reply to ??? [2008-01-04 04:27:07 +0000 UTC]

Good shit.

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Passedoutdrunk In reply to kinrik [2008-01-29 01:41:16 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Thanks for adding me by the way! Though I am a little slow at replying.. don't really get to use a computer much.

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Sacred-Ground [2008-01-01 02:53:29 +0000 UTC]

Dude that is nice. Hoo-rah!

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Passedoutdrunk In reply to Sacred-Ground [2008-01-29 01:39:59 +0000 UTC]

Ofcourse!

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GalaxieGirl In reply to ??? [2007-12-25 00:04:16 +0000 UTC]

omg thats totally awesome! oo-rah!

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Passedoutdrunk In reply to GalaxieGirl [2008-01-29 01:37:00 +0000 UTC]

Aaaauuu-raaah

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GalaxieGirl In reply to Passedoutdrunk [2008-01-30 00:16:56 +0000 UTC]

heck yeah!

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Passedoutdrunk In reply to GalaxieGirl [2008-02-01 01:20:31 +0000 UTC]

lol alright.

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UrbanRetroVinyl In reply to ??? [2007-10-16 18:27:29 +0000 UTC]

Nice one, except I being a woman would change a few lines. lol.. and Parris Island.. eh.. not looking forward to the fleas.. nope. Motivational indeed. thanks for putting this here, I share it with my bro if he hasn't heard it all ready.. though he's a Hollywood Marine. : )

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Passedoutdrunk In reply to UrbanRetroVinyl [2007-10-29 02:52:19 +0000 UTC]

Hollywood or Flea man, it's all the same in the end. It's what happens afterwards that really counts.

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amberangst In reply to ??? [2007-09-05 19:58:09 +0000 UTC]

I really like this poem. My boyfriend just joined the Marines, and he's going off to bootcamp in October.
But I know he's doing a good thing for his country, and I'm proud of him.

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Passedoutdrunk In reply to amberangst [2007-10-29 02:54:08 +0000 UTC]

Well.. he hasn't done anything yet.. per se. But anyways.. just tell him to keep his motivation up and up and it will all turn out ok.. it's not the government or the corps that makes a situation bad (or worst), it is your state of being (though) which makes situations impossible.

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Pyroseth [2007-07-13 14:11:59 +0000 UTC]

fucking awesome!

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Passedoutdrunk In reply to Pyroseth [2007-10-29 02:54:32 +0000 UTC]

Hell yea

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CamoBulldog [2007-04-13 05:07:59 +0000 UTC]

i like this..i like it a lot!

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Passedoutdrunk In reply to CamoBulldog [2007-04-20 08:26:36 +0000 UTC]

Glad you like it!

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mysteriouserious [2006-09-21 17:48:34 +0000 UTC]

YUT! havent heard that cadence before, im'a have to use that shit.

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Passedoutdrunk In reply to mysteriouserious [2006-09-22 08:15:37 +0000 UTC]

WHAT YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T USED IT!? Holy shit!? Where have you been!?

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mysteriouserious In reply to Passedoutdrunk [2006-09-22 13:55:46 +0000 UTC]

north carolina. we generally dont do cadence runs if you work in one of the s shops.personnal, im an s-3, so i have to run the fat bodies everymorning till they can pass the pft. we do cadence sometimes with them, jsut as an extra incentive to get the fuck off vcp.

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Passedoutdrunk In reply to mysteriouserious [2006-09-29 03:55:36 +0000 UTC]

Well you need to give them something to be motivated about! Yut B. C. P.!

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Blindingtruth248 In reply to ??? [2006-07-05 04:29:50 +0000 UTC]

cool i like...
to bad u don't remember who wrote it...

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Passedoutdrunk In reply to Blindingtruth248 [2006-07-09 17:43:09 +0000 UTC]

its not that I dont remember, but the original author was never noted.

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Blindingtruth248 In reply to Passedoutdrunk [2006-07-10 02:17:26 +0000 UTC]

oh

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Passedoutdrunk In reply to Blindingtruth248 [2006-07-17 02:30:55 +0000 UTC]

Yup!!! Hows Portugal???

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Blindingtruth248 In reply to Passedoutdrunk [2006-08-02 11:54:27 +0000 UTC]

hey. portugal is great. hows it going with you? i only have 9 days left then iam back in the states. boo hoo dont want to leave. hehe. miss talking to you. hehe anyways. talk to you when i get back. bye

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Passedoutdrunk In reply to Blindingtruth248 [2006-08-07 20:40:33 +0000 UTC]

K bye lol

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