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“Welcome to Creature Chow Down! Thank you for joining us today as we have a very special guest tonight who will be preparing some rare and expensive dishes for us to watch!” a woman dragon said, as she talked into a microphone. “She has traveled very far and is quite well known in her field as a chef!” the woman continued waving her clawed hand towards a tall ogre in a giant white apron and chef hat to match her intense height and size. She was twice the size of the dragoness host and pinched the microphone between her fingers in an attempt not to damage it when she spoke.

“I am quite honored to be on a show such as this, and I would very much to thank you and the viewers at home for voting for me to attend this episode.” the ogre girl said a little embarrassed from being a bit camera shy on a show that was watched my millions of viewers.

“Oh the pleasure is all here we cannot wait for you to show us what dishes you will prepare! And also we have our returning three food critics to judge the food and give their opinion on the dishes as usual! First is Aridos!” the dragoness woman said strongly motioning to a large table where three creatures in the dark were sitting. The spotlight turned on above the first to reveal Aridos, who appeared to be a beautiful stunning woman with long brown straight hair. She had modest sized breasts and pink lipstick on, but when one was to look at her lower half they would have noticed a horse’s body instead. The centaur Aridos smiled a big grin and happily waved her human hand into the camera.

“Second is BuiBui!” The next spotlight turned on and revealed the next shadowed figure to be a half woman, half spider. She had multiple dark spider eyes on her face and black short hair. Even though she was a spider she had a decent amount of cleavage showing on the part of her that was humanoid. Her large and eight long legs could be seen a bit from behind the table as well. She waved slowly to the camera with a smile.

“And third is Una!” Finally the last spotlight turned on to reveal the last girl who also looked like a human, however her eyes were a bit more narrow. And instead of a pair of legs, right under the bellybutton of her midriff one could see scales. This led to a long thick tail which grew narrower until the end. The snake girl showed her fangs and winked to the camera. Out of all of them she was certainly the thickest and she rested atop her curled up tail.

“Alright, now that we have met everyone let’s begin with first course! What style of food have you cooked for us today?”

“Oh, well I thought I should show my respect for you letting me appear on the show. So I have cooked a dragon dish.” The ogre girl said, turning to the table of ingredients and three tins covering each of the judge’s meals.

“That is so kind of you! I hope I don’t sound biased, but I’m sure everyone is excited to see it!” the dragoness woman exclaimed.

“Thank you very much.” the ogre chef said with a bow and continued to speak with the cameras focusing in on her. “This dish is a shrimp sautéed steak with dragon spice. A delicacy for many dragons.” the ogre chef stated.

“Oh yum! I can assure you it is!” the host replied with a toothy grin.

“As you know dragon dishes are best when they are very spicy. So for this dish I have added a special spice that is so spicy it can actually be quite dangerous for the stomach if it is ingested. I will leave it nameless so no viewers at home hurt themselves, however I have included it in the dish for the judges so they can experience the full taste.”

“Oh my, well is that safe?”

“Normally it would not be but as you see here I have Tuperbin radish that will counteract the spiciness in the food so our judges do not harm their stomachs ingesting it.”

“My oh my, then that seems perfect! So before we get to the tasting portion, please explain the steps of producing this dish to the viewers at home.”

The chef then went on to describe her meal and what ingredients she used, as she picked up each and every one of them so that viewers at home could watch and to try to make the same dish themselves. While she did so, the three judges sat and talked among each other with their microphones off.

“Well this looks like a fantastic dish. I cannot wait to try it!” Aridos the centaur said with a grin.

“I agree it seems good, although I’m a little afraid of the spice she added to it.” Buibui the spider girl said.

“Oh Bui, don’t be such a scaredy-human. It’s just some little spice, it’s not going to hurt you haha.” Una the snake girl laughed.

“Now now Una, be nice.” Aridos giggled while blushing a little while looking at Una. I think it’s reasonable considering we are not dragons after all.”

“Ha! You two are almost like babies, I wager it’s not even that spicy.”, Una said stretching.

“Well I admire your confidence regardless hihi.” Aridos giggled again, staring a bit too long at Una.

“I’m not chancing burning my stomach on that spice. I’m going to eat my entire radish just in case.” Buibui said blinking her eight eyes all in sync.

“Pfft wow are you really going to eat that nasty radish still? You know it’s just going to leave a bad taste in your mouth before you eat the steak right? Oh you two, I guess you’ll never be as good of a food critic as I.” Una said with a grin. Just then the show’s music came on to lead into the judging segment.

“Okay well now that we know how to make such a wonderful dish, it is now time for the judges to tell us how it tastes!” the dragoness woman declared as each steak with a purple radish was placed in front of each judge.

“Now it’s very important to eat the radish before you start! I hope you all understand this because if you’re not a dragon it can have a very serious impact on your digestive tract. So please take at least one bite if it now.” the chef said. The camera went to Aridos who took a bite, then to Buibui the spider girl who was just finished downing the entire radish, and finally to Una who was just swallowing as the camera went to her.

After the radishes were eaten, each girl was allowed to begin and began to dig into the dish. The steaks were quite large as it was the only way the giant ogre chef could make them from the size of her cooking supplies. The shrimp on top were as big as the palm of a normal sized person’s hand. With the initial bite all the judges’ eyes lit up with glee from the delicious spices and texture of the steak.

“Wow incredible!” Aridos said.

“Delectable!” Buibui exclaimed.

“Fantastic!” Una said in response.

“Well it seems as though your dish is a hit!” the dragoness woman said to the Ogre girl causing her to blush.

Each judge continued eating the steak as it was quite delicious. Their forks and knives scraped the plates, cutting up each bit of steak and putting it into their mouths. It wasn’t long before the spiciness began to hit them each, but with the radish canceling out the spice it did not appear to be too much. Una however was beginning to turn a little red in the face and sweat a little.

‘Huh, this is a bit spicy after all.’ Una thought as she put another cut of steak on her warm tongue.

“Ooh the spice is quite nice!” Aridos said in between bites.

“Yes I can really taste the spiciness imbedded in the meat.” Buibui replied not soon after.

“Wow… it’s phew… really hot.” Una said as more sweat started to pour down her face. Her human face was beginning to turn a more noticeable shade of red as she blew out a bit to cool down her mouth. “Can I get a water please?” Una said as she took another bite of the steak.

Each judge soon enough cleaned their plate and sat back with a full stomach. Their human stomachs were starting to protrude from the meals, and each girl rubbed their stomachs with glee and with content.

“The texture and consistency of the meat was fantastic. I really wish to have this again one day!” Aridos said kneeling down on her centaur legs. “I rate it a ten!”

“Yes it was very tasty. I must say that the spice frightened me, but I’m glad I experienced it.” Buibui said. “I give it a 9.”

“It’s… really… hoof hoof… fucking hot… ahhh where’s that water I asked for dammit!” Una said fanning her tongue with her hand. She was breathing in and out quickly to cool her mouth down and her stomach started to gurgle and churn. Her tail started to slither around from the pain that the spice was having on her stomach and mouth as well.

“Una? Are you okay?” Aridos said with concern, rising to standing and trotted over to the distressed snake girl.

“No…hoooof…hoooof… fucking hot!” she only replied.

“What’s going on with her?! Why isn’t the radish working?” Aridos said turning to the chef. When she did she heard a crunch beneath her hoof and looked down to see that she had stepped on a radish near Una’s curled up tail. “Una? You didn’t eat the radish?” Aridos asked.

“Why?! I didn’t…. ooooh hoooof… need that stupid radish! I can… take the oooh heat.” Una felt her stomach churn again and gurgle and she belched a bit which burned her throat.

“Oh no no no, why did you not eat it?” The ogre chef said with a worried look on her face. “I told you multiple times that you need to eat the radish before you eat this dish because it is so spicy! The point of it was to counteract the combustible gasses from when you digest it!” she exclaimed.

“Yeah…huuuuuf… no shit I know that now!” Una bellowed as her body began to swell up. She then felt a gurgle inside of her and let out a long belch with fire blasting out of her mouth as she did so. After another second she let out an even longer belch with more fire coming out. In between belches her belly started to swell even bigger.

“Help! Make this BUUUUURP! Stop!” Una cried out as the gasses inside of her continued to increase in pressure. She tried to hold her hands over her mouth and instead felt a lower gurgle travel down her body and felt fire shoot out the back side of her. When she did she yelped with more flames shooting out of her mouth.

“Call an ambulance!” Aridos cried out in terror.

“We need more radishes!” the ogre chef exclaimed. “It’s going to be difficult stopping the combustion now that it has started, but if we get about ten and feed them to her we should be able to stop it.” Stage hands quickly ran back stage to grab the radishes as Aridos stood next to the ballooning Una trying to comfort her.

“See we’re going to make you all better okay?” Aridos said with a worried expression and rubbing Una’s bloated distending belly.

“Make it… HUUURRPPP… fast!” Una cried out before shooting more fiery burps out. She held her mouth shut as much as she could as the flames were burning her lips. The more she did so the bigger she swelled. Her arms lifted as her body followed her belly and puffed up larger and wider. The base of her tail at her waist was growing to be twice the size that it used to be due to her expanding middle. She was larger than Aridos at this point and was still growing. Her body blew up over the dinner table and pushed it over and her stomach rumbled before her bellybutton popped outward. The small bump of a bellybutton was right over her scales from where her snake body was, but the bump looked small in comparison of how big she was growing.

“We’ve got the radishes!” the stagehands said wheeling a cart of all the radishes over the unstable snake girl.

“Great feed them to her now!” the ogre chef said as one of the stagehands picked a radish to feed to Una. As Una opened her mouth though a long and loud belch of a flamethrower came out for her from keeping her mouth shut for so long. This flamethrower hit the cart of radishes and ignited them all into a bonfire.

“Nooooo!” Aridos said in horror as they stagehands poured liquids on the radishes to put out the flames. “Nononono, someone just get her some water!” Aridos said.

“No you can’t! That will just fill her up more and push the fire closer to her throat.” The ogre chef said.

“We can’t abandon her!” Aridos said looking at Una. The snake girls eyes were watering and her entire face was approaching dark red in color. Sweat was pouring down the snake girl’s forehead like a water fountain. Her cheeks were bulged from trying not to burn her lips anymore with belching, and she was struggling to stay upright as she was quickly turning into a round quivering ball of gas.

Aridos bit her lip and looked at Una’s red face and with some quick thinking stuck her own lips on Una’s. The deep kiss forced Una’s mouth open and Aridos began to siphon off some of the flames from deep inside of the snake girl. She kissed her passionately and Una’s growth started to finally slow to halt, but as it did Aridos’s body began to bloat up as Una’s once had.

Aridos’s face began to turn red and sweaty from the flames and gasses entering her instead. She continued to passionately kiss Una however for as long as she could. Her stomach puffed out and pushed into Una’s body, and swelled all the way to under her legs. The more she kissed the bigger she grew, with Una beginning to show slight signs of shrinking. As the kiss lasted fire still shot out of Una’s back end and Aridos was moaning from the pain that the flammable gasses were having on her stomach.

Soon she felt the cool ground as her belly was swelling so large that it touched the floor. While Una was slowly shrinking, Aridos was becoming just as unstable as Una was, and she didn’t know how much more she could take. Her eyes watered and she felt her center skin stretching to contain the gasses as her hands caressed Una’s bulging cheeks. She secretly loved Una from the day she met her, but had never gotten the chance to ask her out. She opened her eyes to meet hers. To her sadness though, she knew what was going to happen.

In a quick motion Aridos pulled away from Una and trotted away, dragging her bloated belly against the ground. “I’m so sorry Una! I can’t take anymore!” Aridos cried out as she waddled away from the blowing up snake girl.

“Everyone please exit the building!” the dragoness host cried out as she pulled the fire alarm. The studio audience of different creatures all scrambled to the exit, knocking over light fixtures and chairs as Una in the middle of the stage blew up tighter.

“Mhmmmm!!” was all Una could say through closed lips as she swelled up with the combustible gasses so much she was even bigger than the Ogre chef who had smashed a whole in the wall to get away from the unstable snake girl. Una rolled onto her back and couldn’t see past her own bloated body as expanded. She couldn’t even twist or coil her tail as it had grown so thick and bloated with the gasses that it only slightly moved while she rocked back and forth. Una’s face was now the brightest sharpest shade of red the world had ever seen. Her eyes were watering from the heat and mixed in with her sweating and runny nose from her sinuses getting wrecked by the combustible flames.

Una’s entire body then took on a similar shade of red from the heat and her arms could barely move as her body enveloped them. She would have now dwarfed the ogre chef had she stayed in the building, but she was also beginning to slow down in her expanse. However, even though her growth slowed, Una still felt a great tightness in her body as her scales were being pulled apart by the stretching of her stomach. She had almost no room left and needed release. Stretchmarks scattered across her body, desperately trying to stay intact as she was pushed past her limit. As her belly approached the stage lights near the ceiling of the set she knew she was at the end of her rope.

The snake girl blasted one last fiery belch and fart as she screamed and a massive “KERBOOOOOOOM” was heard from the fiery incendiary bomb erupted from what was previously Una. Liquid fire splattered the walls, floor, and ceiling and spread everywhere and started to burn the entire set down to the ground. The force of the explosion had also weakened the walls and the set soon tumbled down into a giant burning fire. It burned for around ten minutes before the fire was able to be put out by a local fire fighter team. After it was over, besides a few cindered fangs and scales, there was nothing left of snake girl.

Aridos looked on with sadness from losing her crush in the fire. She was still a bit bloated from a little of the leftover gas from Una inside her, but otherwise she was fine. As she stared at the smoldering pile of the building, she heard a clacking of legs of Buibui walking up next to her.

“There was nothing you could have done Aridos. You did everything that you could have.” Buibui said with comfort and a hand on her shoulder.

“I suppose. I just miss her.” Aridos said with sadness. Buibui frowned for a second before looking up at Aridos.

“Well how about you tell me more about why you liked her so much over ice cream.” Buibui said with a grin and all her eyes appearing kind.

“I… I think I’d like that.” Aridos said.

“Glad to hear it.” Buibui replied and patted Aridos on the back.

“PFRRRRRRRT!” went a large fiery fart from Aridos as the rest of the gasses she previously inhaled escaped her.

“Owww…” Aridos said rubbing her tender backside. Buibui was surprised by the flames but regained her composure soon enough.

“Well… I think you’ll probably need two scoops to cool yourself down after that.” Buibui said with a slight laugh.