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Published: 2010-02-07 07:35:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 12306; Favourites: 215; Downloads: 317
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Description As she stepped out from behind the curtain she realized she'd forgotten something critical... her bow! Now she'd have to strum her violin like a ukulele, how embarrassing!

For violin enthusiasts; this is an antique instrument with gut strings, a straight neck, and no cheek rest; great for small baroque ensembles but not as loud as a modern violin for a modern concert hall. Which is going to make it all the harder for her to play it as a ukulele.

Ink drawing colored in photoshop - this was a sketch I liked so I decided to finish.

Enjoy,

~D
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Comments: 28

WingDiamond [2018-04-03 12:18:57 +0000 UTC]

I'll give her an "instrument" to play with!

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hr351 [2018-03-04 14:34:04 +0000 UTC]

Beautiful music

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Kal-el4 [2016-09-11 05:00:49 +0000 UTC]

SEXY!

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TheFlamingCactus [2013-02-09 21:55:59 +0000 UTC]

If only playing the violin came with that perk in real life...

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CrimsonMartyr [2011-02-06 00:30:22 +0000 UTC]

Aw, I want Sex and a hot babe to play the Violin to me...
Nice pic, dude!

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michiganj24 [2010-05-10 10:27:17 +0000 UTC]

Oh you had to use that old chestnut bwaha

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penguin-commando In reply to michiganj24 [2010-05-11 04:04:16 +0000 UTC]

It was this or have her playing a saxophone amid explosions.

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michiganj24 In reply to penguin-commando [2010-05-11 04:21:06 +0000 UTC]

That sounds like it should be saved for November 5th

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n0-n4m3-666 [2010-02-13 07:04:35 +0000 UTC]

I sure do like sex and violins.

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japookins [2010-02-07 17:10:24 +0000 UTC]

nicely done!

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hentaidemon [2010-02-07 15:56:54 +0000 UTC]

string instruments never looked so appealing

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Chickfighter [2010-02-07 13:53:55 +0000 UTC]

Forgot her bow? Well no tit Sherlock! Good to know she still decided to go for baroque...

Cute pic.

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Levia-the-Dragon [2010-02-07 12:08:10 +0000 UTC]

So if she hadn't forgotten the bow she would have had no issue with playing it normally, with the pose that would entail...

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penguin-commando In reply to Levia-the-Dragon [2010-02-07 22:48:13 +0000 UTC]

Well, then there's the whole naked business as well (this isn't how you'd hold a ukulele if you wanted to play it, but seems fine for covering boobs).

It's certainly possible she might be playing at home while dressed extra casual, but who owns a red theatrical curtain? There's a lot that doesn't make sense here, really.

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Levia-the-Dragon In reply to penguin-commando [2010-02-08 13:25:23 +0000 UTC]

Maybe it's all a dream... I mean you'd hardly try to play a violin like a ukulele, you'd go and find the bow.

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DocBaghead [2010-02-07 08:30:32 +0000 UTC]

so we both drew violins AND gave the images silly pun titles AND you beat me on both counts... well done sir.

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penguin-commando In reply to DocBaghead [2010-02-07 22:00:27 +0000 UTC]

The amazing thing here is that neither of us knew the other was going to do it, and it was an unusual subject to pick in the first place...

I dunno, Sax and Violins is an old vaudeville joke (here without a saxophone, of course), but "Fiddle me this" is more original. Especially as it then opens jokes using the multiple meanings of "fiddle".

Unrelatedly, I think I have one more art trade pic for you before we hit even numbers, do you have a preference of characters/activities at all?

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DocBaghead In reply to penguin-commando [2010-02-07 22:56:54 +0000 UTC]

what's even more unusual here is up until I applied final color Rio was topless, but at any rate this has been the best "purple hair and violins" art jam EVER!!

as far as preferences go... I'm partial to Duran, but draw whoever you want, if you want to draw more then one more you can use it as an excuse to force me to draw more of your characters.

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penguin-commando In reply to DocBaghead [2010-02-16 04:18:34 +0000 UTC]

So ultimately I drew Violetta, since I felt like drawing a pirate for some reason...

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DocBaghead In reply to penguin-commando [2010-02-16 04:22:26 +0000 UTC]

it's because you felt like drawing someone on the winning team for a change. YAAAARRRR!!!!!!

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penguin-commando In reply to DocBaghead [2010-02-17 01:25:19 +0000 UTC]

Also I really wanted to draw someone holding a flintlock pistol for some reason, and you know how that never comes up normally.

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DocBaghead In reply to penguin-commando [2010-02-17 04:30:54 +0000 UTC]

it does if you're awesome.

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penguin-commando In reply to DocBaghead [2010-02-08 05:11:20 +0000 UTC]

It's certainly the best unintentional art jam I've ever participated in.

Create an art trade deficit? yes, I could do that, couldn't I...

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austinjames7 In reply to penguin-commando [2010-05-31 21:03:30 +0000 UTC]

its a sexy photo that attracts men every where! lol. i get dates just it with my boyfriend

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JoeoftheMasks [2010-02-07 08:16:36 +0000 UTC]

UKULELE! (i cheated on spelling)

That is a fun insterment, it is my belief that when born all kids should be commisioned a dog, and a bango.

... okay not really a Ukulele, but i tried to stay true to the Charlie Brown quote.

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Devious-Man [2010-02-07 07:37:16 +0000 UTC]

If I tried to do either of them, it would all end in shame

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penguin-commando In reply to Devious-Man [2010-02-07 22:08:40 +0000 UTC]

The trick to the ukulele is to sing loudly and strum as quickly as possible and no one (at least no non-Hawaiians) will notice if there's a tune involved.

The violin, so they tell me, is rather more involved.

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Devious-Man In reply to penguin-commando [2010-02-07 22:39:59 +0000 UTC]

again....shame...

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