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Perfect4Panic — Why, Malik?
Published: 2011-08-05 04:01:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 2482; Favourites: 96; Downloads: 3
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I don't own Malik, or his references-that's all Ubisoft.I don't know if memes are considered art, but meh.
(I often pondered this during AC 1. MALIK, Y U NO HELP ME EARLIER? Seriously, he could've helped sooner).
[link] video by Mmac2797 (comic is based on it- I don't own the video)
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The question is not "why", but "how"! How did he get out of the Bureau?!?
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He apparates. Simple as that.
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Thats because malik only has one ARM AND CAN'T CLIMB THE 5-7 METER WALL <
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HE CAN MAGICALLY LEAP. Or something D:
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maybe he runs up the wall 0-o
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"THE MASTER SHALL LEAD US TO LIGHT!"
Altair: wtf?
Malik: Al Mualim must have really f*cked them up this time... *throwing knives*
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Haha, I almost wish that was an actual scene XD
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Yeah. Altair's too thick skulled to really be brainwahsed, and Malik... well he kind of was until Altair got to him.
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True, but then again, so were most assassins. Al Mualim had taught them everything they ever knew, so they followed his command without thinking about it after so many years of training.
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Yeah. It's not like Malik's weak minded, far from it. But he trusted Al Mualim. Altair did, but with the targets he started to question his teacher and then got that last piece of information he needed to hear. Malik just kind of sat around in the bureau. lol.
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Well, he wasn't meant to leave it, AL Mualim put him there to get him out of the way (I'm assuming). BUT THE ONE-ARMED ASSASSIN MANAGED TO GET OUT 
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For all we know Malik could have just had a guy pull him up with a rope tied around his waist or something. It could work!
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True, true. Either that, or Malik has an insane vertical jump
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I asked my bro, and you know what he said? Doggie dog.
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I asked my bro, and you know what he said? Nothing, I don't have a brother. Maybe there's a secret door in Malik's bureau. Or a regular door. That might explain a lot.
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It could. But who knows? For all we know Malik just randomly teleports.
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True, true. (You should totally make a comic of Malik teleporting. I'd find it comical).
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Lol. (I might. THE MANY THEORIES OF HOW MALIK LEAVES THE BUREAU)
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I will. Sooner or later.
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Alright so the theories we have so far.
-guy pulling him out with a rope tied around his waist
-insane vertical jump
-doggie door
-normal door
-spntanious teleportation
Am I missing something?
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You forgot stacking all of his books to reach the top (even though that idea ended terribly). Oh and remind me, did he have a secret back door that he didn't notice? Well, until a novice walked in through it ^.^
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Lol, yeah. And there's also using his teeth, which requires some insane jaw strength.
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Whew, you're gonna have your hands full with that list 
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I might do a series of drawings. So just a heads up.
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Okay-do you want to add each other on our watches so I can see when you've posted?
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Done and done! ^.^
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Well, he got to go out SOMETIMES, to, you know, buy ink and insence and just go... maliking around, I guess.
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I suppose...but it would've been more helpful if he could've aided Alty beforehand
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He was mad at him then, remember?
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I like to think he was just being asinine. Because he forgave him earlier in the game, before Altair launched his assault.
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He just likes to annoy Altair, probably.
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That's why Malik is my favorite character, he's so grumpy ^.^
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prolly because he had a hard time figuring out how to get out becaus--- LOL nah i kid XD
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Because he's so HANDSOME, right? That's totally what you were thinking.
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Lol This.
At least at the end of the game he gets to be badass though!
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True; I guess it makes up for his constant verbal abuse and general grumpiness
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Nah, I think Malik sneaks out while Altair is sleeping on that pimpin' pile of pillows.
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MAYBE...He could just use his mad assassin skills to sneak out. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!
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Malik is Malik. He's so badass he doesn't need both arms!
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That's why I was never able to spank his ass... :C I also wanted to look trough the stuff behind his desk!
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