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Published: 2017-10-06 05:27:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 903; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 0
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as me and sly where recovering from fighting cortex as he was in a blanket all dirty and cold his cloths torn from his mutant state and me all with bandages when cortex shot me on my ankle with his ray gun and me and sly sat down onto a ambulance bed as a news reporter talk to us what happened when he says.news reporter: Before they took cortex away, police questioned the so-called monsterous raccoon mutant and the blue hair girl that freed him from mutation and mindless slavery but got few answers
interpol officer: Frankly, we don't know what's been causing this. as of this point we're ready to call in mutant control
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Perithefox10 In reply to ??? [2017-10-06 10:44:23 +0000 UTC]
*as the news reporter comes to us*
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-06 10:59:59 +0000 UTC]
Sly: I can assure you that Cortex has picked the wrong thief to use as a test subject for his experiments, especially a member of the Cooper Clan. Him sending his meat-heads to capture me is a testament of kidnapping.
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-06 11:39:22 +0000 UTC]
News Reporter: Cooper Clan? You mean to say that you're the surviving member of that long forgotten family?
Sly: I wouldn't say forgotten, so much as kept a secret from the public.
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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2017-10-06 12:42:34 +0000 UTC]
and the happening of me and sly here
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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2017-10-06 11:48:55 +0000 UTC]
yeah about that and my family too
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-07 04:31:50 +0000 UTC]
Sly: That whitecoat fired a shot from his ray gun at Peri in the ankle.
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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2017-10-07 07:08:29 +0000 UTC]
and what's gonna happen to dr cortex in prison sly
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-07 07:19:41 +0000 UTC]
Sly: He'll be standing trial. And if he's found Guilty, he'll be in Solitary Confinement for life in the Cooper Block of Heathrow Prison.
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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2017-10-07 07:34:39 +0000 UTC]
Heathrow Prison where it that at this prison in
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-07 18:00:47 +0000 UTC]
Sly: Definitely. Cortex just picked the wrong Cooper to experiment on.
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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2017-10-07 22:38:01 +0000 UTC]
yeah and the wrong longfox too
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-08 09:24:45 +0000 UTC]
News Reporter: Those are surprisingly true.
Carmelita comes over.
News Reporter: And it looks like Inspector Fox has come over. *holds the microphone to Carmelita* Inspector Fox, your words?
Carmelita: I can assure you that justice will be served to Dr. Neo Cortex and his so-called "Cortex Commandos". And when I saw what he did to Cooper, it was an ugly sight to witness, as if he was turned into some hideous monster. It dishonors both scientists AND thieves at the same time. Subjecting innocent people so he can turn them into horrible monsters, and enslaving them through brainwashing and mind control! It is the most heinous crime I've ever heard of. Sly Cooper is both a victim AND a witness to the crime. I managed to salvage and collect all evidence of Neo Cortex's illegally conducted unauthorized experimental projects and supersoldier programs.
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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2017-10-08 20:24:36 +0000 UTC]
and his maniac mutant men too*in Heathrow Prison as he and his commandoes saw on the news what i said*
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-09 07:55:54 +0000 UTC]
Carmelita: Not all of his mutant henchmen are maniacs, just the blue kangaroo in the straightjacket, the dingo-crocodile hybrid with the flamethrower, and the potoroo dressed as a mafia boss. The musclebound Tasmanian tiger and koala, and the gorilla-kangaroo hybrid are just plain dumb meatheads. The two Komodo dragon brothers are perfectly sane, yet have average intellect.
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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2017-10-09 08:24:09 +0000 UTC]
yeah that will take care of them
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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2017-10-08 20:08:10 +0000 UTC]
we will never seen of that N-head again
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-09 04:45:08 +0000 UTC]
Sly: N-heads, as there's only 5 of them. Neo and Nina Cortex, Nitrus Brio, Nefarious Tropy, and Dr. N. Gin.
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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2017-10-09 05:48:28 +0000 UTC]
i know they are bad news for humanity*at the prison as they where in rage that i called them that*
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-09 06:06:47 +0000 UTC]
Carmelita: Of course, Cortex and his 3 colleagues are detained to stand trial, and when Neo Cortex is found guilty as the prime mastermind of his crimes, he'll be in solitary confinement for life while his colleagues are accomplices to his crimes and put into rehabilitation and then community service. As for their mutant henchmen, they will be in Interpol's custody pending their respective sentences; rehabilitation first, then re-education, and community service for last.
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-09 06:44:20 +0000 UTC]
Carmelita: As for Nina Cortex, the chica is too young to be in jail, so basically she'll be sent to a military boarding school, then boot camp during her every Thanksgiving Break, Christmas Break, and Spring Break, and off-school days and weekends, and Military Camp for her every summer vacation. She'll be well taken care of and properly educated. And I bet her uncle's watching the news, probably pissed off about sending his niece. Also, some of my colleagues have arranged for her stuff from the Academy of Evil being moved there.
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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2017-10-09 06:45:46 +0000 UTC]
and what are sly and you gonna do to me
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-09 07:44:46 +0000 UTC]
Carmelita: You already provided the reporters a testimony and enough statements to indict Neo Cortex for his crimes. Sly will be testifying as he is the victim. The prosecution will prove Cortex's guilt, as will the evil scientist's attorney provided by Interpol.
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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2017-10-11 21:48:42 +0000 UTC]
and how many years is he gonna be in prison for and his mutant henchmen too
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-11 23:29:21 +0000 UTC]
Carmelita: Considering the severity of the charges of World Domination, illegal conduction of unauthorized experiments, slave labor racketeering, abducting innocent wildlife, even kidnapping Sly Cooper, he'll be in Solitary Confinement for at least 50 years in Heathrow Prison without chance of parole, bail, or appeal.
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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2017-10-11 23:36:34 +0000 UTC]
yeah and and let's see the camera of him getting dragged into prison*as on tv the camera view onto the prison*
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-11 23:55:24 +0000 UTC]
*Dr. Cortex is dragged against his will by two Interpol officers to a cell in Heathrow Prison, and thrown into a cell, detained to stand trial*
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-14 14:49:13 +0000 UTC]
Carmelita: Si, that pendejo is going to get his comeuppance.
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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2017-10-23 20:03:35 +0000 UTC]
*as me and sly got taken to hospital* (eh owyn)
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-23 20:27:53 +0000 UTC]
Sly: Well, here's hoping that he'll be locked away for a life sentence.
Carmelita: Very true. That pendejo Cortex won't ever get off so easily.
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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2017-10-23 20:38:20 +0000 UTC]
*as they took us to the hospital in paris as we where recovering*
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-24 00:14:16 +0000 UTC]
*Sly suffered electrical burns and physical injury, but thankfully his life wasn't in danger and didn't suffer from broken bones*
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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2017-10-24 05:37:36 +0000 UTC]
*as i was at the hospital with him with my bandage cast on my ankle on bed*
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-24 06:18:43 +0000 UTC]
*Sly was put in hospital scrubs instead of his attire, as the shirt had holes in it, the boots lost the soles, heels, and toes, and the gloves lost their fingers, and his father's mask is tattered*
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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2017-10-24 06:22:34 +0000 UTC]
well sly how many fingers have you got now
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-24 06:35:44 +0000 UTC]
Sly: I've got all 10 of them.
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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2017-10-24 06:38:47 +0000 UTC]
well i can regrow it*as i use my power to grow sly's single finger back as it grows*see
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Perithefox10 In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-24 07:12:04 +0000 UTC]
and about that cortex guy...what was he trying to do to me and his henchmen too
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-24 07:48:07 +0000 UTC]
(When Sly said "not a single one missing" he means that he NEVER lost a single finger missing!!!)
Sly: Cortex will be standing trial, and when he's found guilty, he's in solitary confinement for life. As for his henchmen, the mutant henchmen will be placed in community service, and his fellow scientists will be arrested as accomplices for Cortex's crimes.
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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2017-10-24 08:00:16 +0000 UTC]
(wow wow wow easy i messed up did i sorry)
well....*as carmelita came in to see us*
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-24 09:41:50 +0000 UTC]
Carmelita: Sly? Feeling any better?
Sly: More or less. What happened to my clothes?
Carmelita: Your gloves lost their fingers because of the mutagenic effect on your fingernails, so you won't be stealing from criminals without leaving any fingerprints. Your boots are torn up beyond repair too, also because of the mutagenic effect on your feet and toenails. As for your shirt, it may have gotten holes in it from being stretched from your mutagenic growth in size and muscle, but luckily, the holes can be sewn back up again. Your cap and your father's mask are still intact though.
Sly: *sighs* And Cortex and his accomplices?
Carmelita: They'll be dealt with accordingly in court.
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-24 09:59:59 +0000 UTC]
Carmelita: The shots from your ankle caused nothing more than electrical burns, Peri.
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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2017-10-24 10:01:57 +0000 UTC]
i know and the bandicoots and the gang are here*as she turns her head to see them*
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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2017-10-25 00:12:10 +0000 UTC]
Murray: You OK pal?
Sly: Yeah. More or less. That mutagen really did a number on my clothes. Where are they?
Bentley: I managed to fix up your shirt, but the gloves and boots have bitten the dust so you won't be pulling heists without leaving prints or walking around barefoot for a while. Suffice to say, we ordered new gloves and boots on ThiefNet. They'll arrive any day now.
Sly: That's good.
Carmelita: Si, but you'll have to take the stand as a witness and victim of the case. The bandicoots will be the plaintiffs the Cortex case. After all those years, it's about time Cortex gets taken to court.
Coco: I agree. Also one small problem; Crash isn't as fluent in verbal language as me, Crunch, or any of you.
Crunch: Yeah, but that ain't gonna be a problem. Aku Aku will be Crash's interpreter.
Sly: Who?
Coco: A voodoo witch doctor spirit in an animated mask, who was a native tribal shaman from the three islands where we're from.
Crunch: He's also an ancestor of those native tribesfolk on N. Sanity Island, who are territorial that Cortex and his private army moved in, hauled in supplies, and kidnapped innocent animals and mutating them into anthro super soldiers. The three of us here and one other are the result of his Bandicoot Warrior program.
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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2017-10-25 00:33:34 +0000 UTC]
*as my parents came from heaven with their angel rings on their head to see me*
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