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Peri and her friends went off to Beverly Hills to the New Gym with Sam and Alex and Clover till mysterious happening began happening to the bodybuilders and causing them to have aggression and mass of muscle growth and causing them to go out of control crazy and it's up to peri and her friends and the spies to find out who selling samples of Bulky Bars and stop the mastermind who is behind these incidents.(In Parody of The Twisted Episode of Totally Spies "The Incredible Bulk")
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*As I was in the Fitness Area Lifting Weights and Running on the Walking Machine as Jodi was in the Training Area Training with The Turtles and Kyle was in the Living Room drawing a comic While Rahzar watches on how he does a great job drawing comic and Luke was in the Laboratory Training With Dr. Baxter Stockman and Dr. King*
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*Carmelita and Krystal are in the Fitness Area with Peri, lifting weights and running on treadmills, while Sly and Fox are with Darius out shopping in town, though they had run into some muggers and shoplifters along the way, but they managed to beat them senseless after they gave them lip*
(yeah, those "walking machines" are called "treadmills" where I'm from.)
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*As Caroline' Jade' Rebecca Chambers' Sherry Birkin' Cleo De Nile' Twilight and Sunset and Applejack where watching Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn*
(I Know' and here's the episode of Totally Spies www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct… )
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Jade (girl): Wow, now that is horror.
Sherry: Well, I've seen worse personally.
Twilight: Well, back in Equestria, which is the world of Ponies like myself, Applejack, and Sunset here, there's other races, like Dragons such as our Spike, and many other creatures, Griffons, Seaponies, Hippogriffs, Yaks, and Changelings.
Applejack: Yup. And our Spike is actually a dragon taken on a dog form, sugarcube.
Rebecca: That's interesting, considering Equestria's a very different world that is far different from Earth.
Sunset: That means Equestria High's been formed upon our arrival to Earth.
(Oh, just in case you don't know, Rainbooms are actually the Mane Six in human forms, with their dragon Spike in dog form. I take it that you never watched "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" as a TV series. It's focused more on the Mane Six in their original forms in their homeworld called "Equestria". Here's the Wikia to the modern My Little Pony TV series: mlp.fandom.com/wiki/My_Little_… )
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Caroline: Yeah' Evil Dead eh?, Ash Williams and all the Deadites he fought these 30 years and with the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis and all that?.
*As we watch the scene where Ash's hand get's possessed and hacks it off with a Chainsaw*
(www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct… )
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Sherry: That looked it hurt. Guess that's a painful way to cut off a part before it infected the whole.
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Caroline: Yeah that's because he's hand go possessed by a Deadite and tried to kill him.
*As they see the scene where ash starts shooting his possessed hand with a shotgun and then gets spewed with blood on him and then falls to the ground as the deer head and the furniture begin to laugh as he laughs crazy*
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Jade (girl): Whoa, talk about insanity.
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Caroline: Completely Crazy but funny.
*As the Alarm went on as Caroline Pauses the movie as we went to the commander center as Bentley wheels his wheelchair on stage*
Peri: What's the Mission Bentley?.*To Bentley*
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Bentley: Got a call from Gerald Lewis of W.O.O.H.P., an emergency. Some monster is roughhousing at the outdoor beach gym in Cabo San Lucas. The description of the hostile is vague, but it likely has something to do with that. Jerry has already sent Samantha, Clover, and Alexandra on their way there.
Carmelita: Alright, whatever that monster is, that calls in some serious muscle.
Krystal: I think the Spies are going to be in for a big surprise to see some of us.
Murray: Alright, time for "the Murray" to tackle some jacked up freak!
Sly: Well, we might as well take a look.
Fox: And suppress that threat while we're at it.
Falco: Yeah, nobody starts a beachside brawl and leave us uninvited.
Wolf: Then let's go to Cabo San Lucas. Shell-boy, you know where Cabo San Lucas is?
Bentley: Right, since Lylatians are technically aliens, so... *does some database crunching on Cabo San Lucas' location, and brings up its GPS coordinates on the computer, and puts it on display on the monitor*
Carmelita: Alright, let's head over to Cabo San Lucas and meet up with the W.O.O.H.P. spies.
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Peri: Ok guys let's go!.*As we head to Cabo San Lucas at the Beach as we arrived as we meet the spies their*
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Sam: Hey guys! Good to see you all again.
Sly: Yeah, long time no see.
Alex: *looks at how much more well-built Krystal is* Krystal? Have you been working out or...?
Krystal: Well, for the most part, yes. Not so weak anymore, am I?
Clover: Yeah, you sure pumped a lot of iron. *looks at Murray* And look at you, big boy. You've gained a lot more weight since after you ate Inga Bittersweet's entire factory full of Passion Patties.
Murray: Yeah, pretty much. I wonder what would Gamore want with the Passion Patties recipe.
Carmelita: Probably to make fatten up some of his soldiers into sumo-sized gigantes.
Clover: Don't remind me. Oh, you should know, that Alex fell in love with a ripped bodybuilder from the Beverly Hills Gym, a guy named Raymond.
Fox: Well, you girls considered working out there?
Sam: Yeah, it's got state-of-the-art exercise equipment there.
Falco: Oh, that's nothing compared to the Adamantite Weights, Peri and her family's using for their weightlifting machines.
Alex: What's Adamantite?
Wolf: Well, Adamantite's an extremely tough, sturdy, and durable, yet equally heavy metal ore. Mainly used for armor and weapons.
Clover: Man, talk about overkill.
Fox: To most mortals, yes. Now, let's go find the threat.
*they all head to the local outdoor beach gym, and find some big musclebound humanoid brute trashing it*
Falco: Whoa! Look at the size of that guy! He must've taken some serious steroids to get that ripped!
Alex: Gym trashing freak at 12 o' clock!
Murray: Sounds like a job for "the Murray"!
*the brute growls as he trashes the gym by throwing stuff, and he looks angry*
Murray: *uses his Berserker Charge to knock the musclebound brute on steroids off his feet* WHAMMO!! Listen up, you big jacked up freak! Nobody causes trouble on "the Murray's" watch!
*the brute gets up and goes to fight Murray*
Murray: Bring it on, punk! *puts his fists up, ready for a fistfight*
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Peri: Ooohhh Where going to take out this guy!.*Swipes my staff out and helps Murray take out the big musclebound humanoid brute*
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Murray: *punches the brute hard, knocking him down* Eat it, sucka!
*the brute growls as he then picks up a tofu/hotdog stand and goes to throw it*
Clover: Ew, like, what's his problem?
*the brute throws it at Peri*
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Peri: Wow!.*Dodges the tofu/hotdog stand and then charges up to the Brute* This is going to be Dangerous!!.*Manages to run up to the brute and then jumps up and manages to do a martial arts kick to him in the face and does a big kick to the chest and then does another one so HARD as he starts to hit to the Ice Cream Stand*
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*the brute growls angrily as he gets up and picks up the ice cream stand and lifts it over his head*
Murray: Oh, you want some more, punk!?
*the brute throws the ice cream stand at Peri*
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Peri:*Dodges the Ice Cream Stand as I charge up to him again and did multiple swipes on him and does a big punch to him the face as he falls to the ground in front of the spies and till he bites clover on her arm and leaving saliva and then run off*
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Murray: Get back here!
Sly: We'll get him another time, Murray!
Alex: Clover! Are you okay?
Clover: Of course I'm not okay! That freak just slimed me! Ugh, I'll probably have monster cooties! Where's the shower?
Sam: Don't wash it off just yet. *brings out her Com-Powder, and runs a scan on the saliva* It could be a clue.
Clover: I can't believe that guy bit me and got away! Now, it's totally personal.
Alex: Look on the bright side, if you hurry, we could make it in time for Raymond's competition!
Clover: *looks unamused at first, then gets angry* Ugh! I am not going anywhere without my SHOWER!! *yells so loud that Sam and Alex fall over from Clover's outburst*
Fox: Better tell Gerald that the hostile has escaped, but we managed drive him away before he could cause any more damage to Cabo San Lucas.
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Peri: Yeah' and I wanna go to the Bodybuilding Competition where Raymond is going to be at Girls?.*To Sam' Alex and Clover*
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Alex: You're not seriously entering the bodybuilding competition, aren't you?
Clover: With all those big muscles? You're like total champion material, guys.
Krystal: I think she means we're coming along to see how things play out there while we take a look at the exercise equipment there. Where is it taking place?
Sam: In the new bodybuilding gym at Beverly Hills. That's where we first met Raymond and where Alex got a crush on him.
Carmelita: In your barrio? Okay. Then let's get to the competition.
*later, they all made their way back to Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, USA, and the competition is starting, and they're just in time*
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*As we made It to the competition*
Peri: So this is it eh?.
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Sam: The competition's taking place inside the gym.
Alex: *gasps and coos in adoration as she walks to the gym entrance*
*Sam and Clover look at each other thinking about Alex*
Murray: Well, let's go in and see.
*the enter the bodybuilding gym, to see a bunch of human bodybuilders, stretching themselves*
Sam: Oh... my... *looks obviously shocked to see so many bodybuilders in the competition*
Clover: I think we died and got into Hottie Heaven! *smiles gleefully and clasps both her hands together*
Falco: *chuckles* Sorry, Clover, you're no angel.
Carmelita: And I see a few female bodybuilders too.
Krystal: Hmm. Well, Peri?
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Peri: Yeah' I been into lots of Bodybuilding Competitions before.
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Sam: Really? As a competitor or a spectator?
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Peri: Well all of them I say?.
*As Bentley looks on his Computer to check how many I Competed in Bodybuilding Competitions and watch through the years*
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Bentley: Yes, here's all the bodybuilding competitions Peri has competed through the years.
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Peri: I did' I was the greatest of all of them Bentley' I was the buffest most fittest woman in the world.
*As Alex sees Raymond as she comes up to him*
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Alex: There's Raymond! *walks over to him*
Raymond: *opens the wrapper, showing what looks to be a chocolate protein bar, and he takes a bite of it, and eats that bite, and sees Alex* Oh, Alex. *stands up* Glad you could make it. Hey, you should try these bars. *shows the half-eaten protein bar in its open wrapper* I got a free box of 'em in the mail. They're great.
Alex: Um, maybe next time. *gently closes his fingers around Raymond's protein bar* But I think some of my friends can try some.
Raymond: *sees Sly, Murray, Carmelita, Fox, Krystal, Falco, Wolf, and Peri* Yeah, I see them. *looks back at Alex* Looks like they could try these new bars themselves. I'm sure they won't mind. *hands what's left of his protein bar to Alex* See they this one.
*then, the bodybuilders all enter the stage*
Raymond: Looks like the competition's started. *runs to the stage*
Alex: Break a leg, Raymond~! *waves to Raymond*
*Raymond looks back at Alex, smiles as he holds up two fingers, signalling that he'll do his best, then he gets onto the stage*
Murray: That his protein bar, Alex?
Alex: Yeah, here. He wanted me to give it to you as he already had a bite out of it. *hands it to Murray*
Murray: *takes the protein bar* Cool! *eats the protein bar and chucks away the wrapper*
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Peri: Heh I been having Protein in years too.
*As we watch as the Competition starts*
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*the bodybuilders pose and flex their muscles for the spectators*
Sam: Guess it's your first time spectating, Peri.
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*As Raymond was flexing his muscles for the spectators as something weird begins to happen to him as his muscles begin to bulge and begin to grow mass muscle*
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Alex: Isn't Raymond adorable?
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Peri: Yeah and something weird is going on with him.
*As he begins to bulge and grew lots of muscles as he begins to go berserk as he begins to throw the other competitors*
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Sam: Uhh, depends on which definition of "adorable" you're using.
Bentley: I agree. Something is definitely wrong with Raymond.
*Raymond throws another bodybuilding competitor*
Clover: Here we go again...
Sam: Come on, before he really DOES break a leg! *grabs Alex by the arm and pulls her along*
Alex: Try not to hurt him!
Falco: I'm pretty sure he's no delicate little flower, so we'll try to hold him down.
*Sam and Clover try to jump kick Raymond, but he catches them by their legs and throws them to the stage*
Sam: I'll keep that in mind!
Murray: Hey, Raymond! Wanna take me on!? *rushes at Raymond and locks hands with him*
*Carmelita brings out her shock pistol and shoots Raymond with it set to "stun" but to very little effect*
Carmelita: No good. Whatever steroids Raymond's taking is making his hide too thick for my shock pistol cabrones!
*Fox, Falco, and Wolf fire their blasters set to "stun", but every shot barely had any effect on him*
Wolf: Not even our blasters couldn't put him to sleep.
Alex: Well, hold your fire for a minute! *runs up to Raymond, slaps a homing beacon disguised as a large band-aid adhesive bandage onto Raymond's back*
Murray: You like to throw your competition around? Well, I can too! *power bombs Raymond to the stage floor*
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*As he gets and then runs and bashes through the wall and starts running away*
Peri: We got a serious situation here!.
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Clover: Yeah, that was anticlimatic.
Sam: Two in a row! We must be losing our touch.
Clover: Okay, remind me to never work out in the morning again?
Carmelita: No, Clover, you'll be out of shape if you do, and how will you do your spy work?
Clover: Touche, inspector.
Sly: Yeah, first the guy in Cabo San Lucas, and now Raymond here. How are we gonna find out who's behind this?
Alex: Don't worry, I put a homing beacon on him! I mean, hello, not about to let a potential boyfriend escape that easily.
Sam: Good thinking, Alex. *brings out her Com-Powder, opens it and goes to contact Jerry* Guess we'd better call Jer and give him the 4-1-1.
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Peri: Yeah.*To Jerry on the Com-Powder*
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*the Com-Powder shows Jerry in his exercise outfit, as if he is jogging, and at W.O.O.H.P. headquarters, Jerry is exercising by jogging on a treadmill*
Jerry: *on the Com-Powder* Hello girls, ladies, and gentlemen. What's up?
Clover: Another musclehead went berserk-o! *to Alex* Oh, uh, no offense.
Sly: The second person was Alex's boyfriend, a bodybuilder named Raymond.
Jerry: *on the Com-Powder* Well, I think I have some useful information for you. I've analyzed the saliva from Clover's arm.
Clover: Eww! Gross flashback!
*at W.O.O.H.P. Headquarters, Jerry turned off the treadmill and heads to his desk nearby*
Jerry: The DNA matches one Robert Beefcake, a famous Cabo Bodybuilder.
Bentley: *on the Com-Powder* You mean that musclebound brute in Cabo San Lucas was that bodybuilder Robert Beefcake?
Jerry: Correct, Bentley. I also found traces of a chocolatey mega-mass gainer substance. I assume Robert Beefcake went berserk from that back in Cabo San Lucas.
Alex: *on the Com-Powder* Hey! Raymond was eating a chocolate exercise bar way before he flipped! And I think I gave it to Murray when Raymond asked me to pass it to him and the others.
*back at Beverly Hills Gym, they see the wrapper lying on the floor*
Alex: Look, there's the wrapper! The one Murray chucked away!
Carmelita: Cono, Murray, learn not to litter, pendejo.
Murray: Sorry.
Sam: *picks up the wrapper and reads the label and looks at the picture of a person on it* "Bulky Bar"? I wonder who that guy is.
Clover: *joins Sam* Ooh! That's Ulrich Wernerstein! *perspective changes to Jerry's office at W.O.O.H.P., with Clover trailing off on the Com-Powder* Mister Planet 1977!
Jerry: Huh? *goes to look up Wernerstein on his computer*
Alex: *on the Com-Powder* Um, how do you know that?
Clover: *on the Com-Powder* Are you kidding? I could read a who's who of cut and cute guys.
Jerry: There's nothing on him in the database, it looks like he dropped out of competition years ago and hasn't been heard from since.
*perspective changes back to the group in Beverly Hills Gym*
Alex: No worries, something tells me that Raymond will lead us right to Wernerstein.
Jerry: *on the Com-Powder* Clever thinking putting a homing beacon on him, Alex. That will be your best bet to find him.
Sly: Alright, then let's get flying to Wernerstein's home.
Murray: Yeah. Say, you think that it might make me bulk up in muscle too? Cause I think that "Bulky Bar" might work on me too.
Jerry: *on the Com-Powder* Murray, you lucked out on eating an entire cookie factory full of Inga Bittersweet's Passion Patties, so there's some chance that you'll gain some muscle from eating that Bulky Bar.
Murray: Really? *his muscles bulk up several times their sizes, yet he surprisingly retains his sanity* Whoa. You had to say it, Jerry. Still, at least I didn't feel strange since after being forced to eat meals covered in illegal Indian spice. Must've been something in Peri's cologne.
Jerry: *on the Com-Powder* Peri's cologne?
Bentley: Yes, it was called the "Lycan Spray". I'll send you the details about it as soon as we put the kibosh on the bodybuilders going berserk from their Bulky Bars.
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Peri: Yeah and we better find Ulrich Wernerstein.
*As we went to the Austrian Alps to find Ulrich Wernerstein*
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*They go in by air in the spies' jet, as Sam deployed the visual cam to see where the homing beacon lead them, as Ulrich Wernerstein has a mansion up in the mountains*
Alex: Nice digs.
Clover: If you're into the whole mountaintop hermit thing.
Carmelita: Well, nobody's perfect.
*the camera feed shows that the mansion is being patrolled and guarded by a security firm on Wernerstein's payroll*
Sam: How are we gonna get in?
Bentley: Yeah, with that many guards patrolling the outside, it's hard to sneak in directly.
Alex: Windows?
Clover: No. Security cameras and mondo lasers.
Alex: Is there a back door?
*everyone else looks at Alex unamused*
*the camera feed shows them a guard with two Dobermans on leashes*
Clover: I am not getting bitten twice in one day, thank you very much!
Sly: Then we'll need to find an indirect approach.
*then the jet goes around to the side, and the camera feed shows a fountain*
Bentley: There's a water tunnel that leads from that fountain into the interior through the indoor pool.
Sam: Feel like going for a swim?
Clover: I think we have a winner.
Bentley: Well, there's something you should know, me, Sly, and Murray don't know how to swim.
Carmelita: I can't swim either. Even though we have Water Safety.
Fox: Then we'll help you four through.
Alex: *brings out the oxygen bubblegum pack, takes one thing of it and chews on it* Mmm~! Fresh mint!
*Sam and Clover do the same*
Sam: Let's hope the oxygen lasts longer than the flavors. Get ready to make a jump. *puts the jet on autopilot*
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Peri: At least I can shapeshift.*Changes into a Platypus*
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Fox: Well, we packed our SPC armor. So, hopefully their onboard air supply helps us underwater.
*they jump out of the jet and into the underwater tunnel under the fountain and swam their way into the interior through the indoor pool, with Fox, Krystal, Falco, and Wolf helping Sly, Bentley, Murray, and Carmelita as the four of them cannot swim*
Fox: Okay, we're inside.
Clover: Wow, humble much.
Sam: I'm no shrinker or anything, but I think this guy has issues with a capital "I".
Falco: Yeah, guess Wernerstein's a narcissist, kinda like a certain masked knight from Dreamland.
Wolf: This room has statues of him along the far walls.
Sly: Well, it is creepy. I hate to imagine Muggshot meeting this guy.
Carmelita: Me too.
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Peri: Yeah.*Changes to my normal form* This better be his place alright.
*As Alex Spots Raymond in a tank eating a whole bars of Bulky Bars*
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Alex: *gasps* Raymond!?
*the spies all get closer to Raymond imprisoned in a tank*
Alex: Hang on, Raymond! I'll get you out of there! *bangs on the glass of the tank*
Clover: Uh, Al, I think your boyfriend has a bit of a weight problem.
Sly: *sees the guy, Robert Beefcake, from Cabo San Lucas in another tank next to the one Raymond is in, also eating Bulky Bars* Hey, that's the guy from Cabo San Lucas.
Carmelita: Dios mio! That's right. And I'm thinking it's Robert Beefcake, and he's in a bad way too!
Fox: Something strange is going on.
Bentley: Guess the Bulky Bars fit the description of a chocolatey mega-mass gainer substance.
*but before Bentley could analyze or even Peri could break them out, the floor on their feet started to move, as it is a giant treadmill belt, and Alex starts walking to stay close to Raymond, then the giant treadmill belt goes faster, and everyone starts running on the giant treadmill belt*
Alex: Wh-what's going on!?
Clover: I don't know but... try... and run... faster!
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Peri: I Think where moving you guys!.*Sees that the floor is some kind of a treadmill device as it goes faster as it drags us onto a trap*
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*everyone starts running on the floor, with Bentley being in a wheelchair keeping his wheels aligned to the direction of the treadmill, and Peri, Sly, Murray, Carmelita, Fox, Krystal, Falco, and Wolf kept running, but Sam, Clover, and Alex are slacking in running speed as they're starting to get exhausted*
Sam: I... can't!
Alex: Me neither! Legs... failing!
Fox: I know this is for exercise nuts, but this is sad.
Sly: Sheesh, this is more tense than outrunning you when you tried to catch me, Carmelita.
Carmelita: Si, I agree, same as it's more tense than chasing after you, Sly.
Krystal: I picked up someone's thought patterns. I'm guessing it's Ulrich Wernerstein. He knows we're here.
Murray: Man, you think that I could use a treadmill this big? Should help me on Leg Day.
Falco: Yeah, and I think your pals could agree.
Bentley: Good thing I'm in a wheelchair.
Sam: Not helping us, guys!
Clover: Yeah, we're totally getting tired out here, guys!
Wolf: Well, Wernerstein's a bodybuilder, so it's fair he set up workout equipment here and modified them into restraining or trapping any unexpected guests and visitors dropping in unannounced and took them into account.
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Peri: I think it is!.
*As we kept on running as we fall and landed onto the bodybuilding machines as they hold us and contained up as Ulrich Wernerstein comes out to see us*
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Ulrich Wernerstein: Hello, intruders.
Sly: Ulrich Wernerstein, I presume.
Alex: Ulrich! What have you done to Raymond!?
Ulrich Wernerstein: After years of bodybuilding obscurity, I'm making my comeback. And to ensure I win, I'm eliminating my competition. *brings out a Bulky Bar from his coat pocket, as it gets Raymond's attention to his delight*
Wolf: And how do you intend to rub out the competition?
Ulrich Wernerstein: I sent out free samples of my Bulky Bars to all the top bodybuilders. That includes you, Peri Parrish Longfox. Oh yes, I know who you are, since you're a top bodybuilder whose family came from space. Though, since you came all this way for a visit, I assume that your great granduncle to the 7th power, kid sister, and cousins are helping themselves to them back in your home, of course. And after they eat one, they won't be able to stop until they've exploded~! Why don't you try a few for yourself? *pulls a lever, opening a passageway for a robot to come in and give the group Bulky Bars*
Sly: So that's your game, you're wiping out the tough competitors who're top bodybuilders by giving them chocolate protein bars on serious steroids so they'd bulk up to musclebound size until they burst into a gory mess.
Falco: Man, and I thought Andross was an insane fool.
Wolf: Not the only one at least, Lombardi.
Ulrich Wernerstein: Now, if you'll excuse me, I must check on the latest batch of bars. They're going to be a huge hit! Get it? Huge? Hoo hoo~! What a sense of humor I have.
Fox: Don't think you can get away with that. You can pull this kind of crap to me, Falco, Krystal, Wolf, Sly, Murray, Carmelita, and Peri here and her family, but there'll be hell to pay if an innocent mortal bodybuilder dies from eating too much in one sitting.
Ulrich Wernerstein: Well, too bad. I must be going. I am a busy man after all. Enjoy your Bulky Bars~! *leaves the room*
*his robot then goes to hand out Bulky Bars to the others, and the head restraints then opens everyone's mouths, as if they're built-in smile muscle exercise machines*
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Peri:*Moans head restraint opens my mouth open* Guys we better do something before we become buffed up berserkers!.*To Sly and the others as they got their mouths open by the head restraints Head restraints*
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Sly: Peri, remember that your holy water and green healing water and our respective werebeast curses can nullify the detrimental side effects of steroids while taking in the benefits? Well, I don't think the Bulky Bars could make you go berserk, addicted for more Bulky Bars, or much less explode like living bombs.
*this makes Peri feel a bit dumb about not remembering that even steroids would have no detrimental effect on Vantashian Werewolves & She-Wolves and werebeasts cursed by their Vantashian Werebeast venom*
Fox: Not for us at least, but I wish I could say the same for Bentley and the spies.
Sam: Hey, remember the smile exercise we did at the muscle machine?
Clover: Uh, I'm not really in the mood for smiling right now, Sam.
Sam: No! If we could just smile hard enough, we might just be able to break out of here.
Alex: You've got to be kidding!
Sam: Do it!
*Sam, Clover, and Alex all smile hard enough to break their restraints off of themselves and escape, and then they break Bentley's head restraints and pry him out by carrying him by his shell and into his wheelchair*
Bentley: Phew, thanks, girls.
Sam: Anytime, Bentley. What about the others?
Bentley: Hmm. Guys, how about you'll just let the robot feed you enough Bulky Bars until our expanding muscles overstress the restraints?
Carmelita: You must be loco, Bentley!
Falco: Hey, it's our only shot, Carmie. Relax, we're Werebeasts, we can handle those steroidal chocolate bars with no ill effects.
*the robot then feeds Peri and the others, except for Bentley and the spies*
Alex: How about we get Raymond outta here?
Bentley: Yes, and Robert Beefcake as well.
Sam: Good idea. Question is, how do we stop them from eating any more than they can endure?
*Raymond and Robert Beefcake's bulging muscles burst the glass off of the tanks they're held in*
Alex: We gotta do something quick, before I have to wipe my boyfriend off the wall!
Clover: *brings out super sticky lip gloss* Boys don't usually like lip gloss, but it's for their own good.
*Clover runs over to Raymond, taps his shoulder, getting his attention, and puts the super sticky lip gloss to zip his mouth shut, then she goes to Robert Beefcake, attempts to get his attention, though he tries to backhands her, but she jumps over him to avoid the attack, and then she gets in front of him and puts the super sticky lip gloss onto his lips as well, shutting his big mouth for him, literally*
Bentley: Now that's a literal way to shut someone's big mouth for them.
Sam: Very nice.
Alex: I agree! That color really matches their complexion.
Clover: Ah, guess those after-school courses at the Bev High Beauty Annex finally paid off.
Sam: Come on.
*soon, Peri, Sly, Murray, Carmelita, Fox, Krystal, Falco, and Wolf bulk up in muscle mass, and feminine assets for Peri, Carmelita, and Krystal's cases, from being force-fed with Bulky Bars, until the restraints burst off from their musclebound bulks, and Murray picks up the robot and tosses it into the pool, and miraculously, they retained their sanity and aren't craving for more Bulky Bars, and won't literally explode, and Fox, Krystal, Falco, and Wolf's SPC armor remained intact on them, as if they're a second skin to them, and Sly, Murray, and Carmelita's battlesuits remained intact and like a second skin to them as well, and they're hugely ripped too, Peri on the other hand, ripped out of her shirt and pants, leaving her in her undergarments, much to her embarrassment*
Fox: Well, at least it wasn't so bad.
Sam: Sorry that we left you guys hanging.
Carmelita: It's alright, cabrones. At least we know that the werebeast venom in our veins rendered us immune to the detrimental effects of those Bulky Bars.
Sly: Speaking of which, how are Raymond and Robert Beefcake?
Clover: Don't worry, I took care of it. I zipped their lips with the super sticky lip gloss.
Krystal: Well, those Bulky Bars sure were good in taste and texture. Though to be honest, I think the extra muscle might do us justice.
Murray: Yeah, I haven't bulked up this much since I ate Inga Bittersweet's entire stockpile of Passion Patties.
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