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peterdawes — Cheeky Vampire
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Published: 2008-03-02 04:21:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 1369; Favourites: 29; Downloads: 10
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i havebut one request
of you
my dear
stop squirming
(you're spilling blood
all over the floor)
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Comments: 48
Silly human, don't you know that bloodstains are a nightmare to get out? FOR SHAME!
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alas, the plight of a vampire. these humans are hardly conscientious.
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I kno this was posted ages ago but I did a vampire search and i really liked this! 
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LOL, cheeky indeed. A sense of humor is a must for the undead. It's science.
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Thank you kindly, dear friend. 
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oh indeed I did. They can leave such a mess...
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This could also be entitled sloppy vampire as well, though.
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mmm, a messy eater.
then again, don't we all like to play with our food?
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Speaking for myself, I prefer not to waste. Playing with one's food can take on many different forms. *devilish grin*
With others, however. . . one would think blood had cosmetic effects upon their skin.
Hmm... would it be horribly metrosexual of me to admit I'm curious about that?
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Blood IS very good for the skin, in fact.
and no, not at all.
well...perhaps a little...
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I suppose one could always ask Elizabeth Bathory to be certain.
And I suppose the vanity of vampirism does lend itself to being somewhat metrosexual. But push me out into the daylight if I become insufferable.
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indeeed, I'm sure she would have some valuable insight for us...well, probably.
never, and besides there are much more interesting ways of making people quiet.
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Dare I ask how one would silence me?
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ways and means, my friend, ways and means...
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That begs for elaboration.
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depends on who holds the reigns...
Lucius would never want to silence you, and would listen, enraptured, for hours.
Alexis would make sure your lips were...unavailable for speech.
Nephamael...well, its hard to talk with a hand around your throat.
...
pleasant dreams...
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Nephamael doesn't intimidate me, strangely enough. But I have much experience both facing and being that type of immortal. Perhaps this is why such is the case.
Alexis sounds like me during my more devilish moments.
Lucius reminds me of Robin.
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I'm becoming addicted to vampire poetry. Imagine an entire book of it, my love.
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Perhaps I could pick some of the better ones eventually. If the writer lady approves, that is.
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You typically have your way with her, so I'm pretty sure she would go along with the idea.
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She's become a bit assertive these days, though. Am beginning to wonder if I've provoked her to wrath.
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If anyone can do that, it is you.
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A bit too easily at times, I might add.
It's a gift.
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Glad to hear it.
Thank you for the
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^_^ Well, I couldn't not 
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Very cheeky indeed.
I look forward to reading more!
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Thank you kindly, chiptte.
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oh, Peter, I'm sitting here wondering. If a recently fed vamipre crossed the path of a hungry one, would the scent of fresh blood fool him into thinking about attacking the well fed kin? IT would be one helluva surprise to be fang to fang at dinner time. *eg* yes, my mind is twisted and paradoxial.
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Depends upon the size of the other vampire, I'm sure.
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yeah! that was goood!
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