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Description I don't really get pairings... I mean no offense to shippers but my little mechanical robot heart doesn't seem to grasp the concept. I think the only way I could ship anything noncanon is if I made it intentionally really terrible and just... terrible.

Also I'm really bad at drawing messy things. I had to try soooo hard not to go all perfectionist on this, you have no idea.

It was really fascinating experience for me to finish a picture in one hour, though. :U Instead of, you know, like ten or more.

Anyway don't worry I promise I won't make a habit of this.

EDIT: Oh and if you can't read the dialogue at the bottom...

Tony: "APRIL FOOLS!"
Steve: "Stark, it's the 4th of July."
Tony: "...Oh? Then Happy Birthday, Cap!"
Steve: "You do know that I am NOT the incarnation of America, right?"
Tony: "I'll get the alcohol!"

Reblog? [link]

EDIT: EDIT: I have been informed that July 4 actually is Steve's birthday. Whoops, didn't know that at the time. Oh well!

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Comments: 128

kadyysh In reply to ??? [2018-03-22 00:48:11 +0000 UTC]

It’s even funnier because Steve’s birthday actually IS July 4th

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Squib-Chi [2016-11-19 00:05:59 +0000 UTC]

ILL GET THE ALCOHOL!!!!

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ToruKun1 [2016-10-05 20:24:36 +0000 UTC]

Nick Fury and Odin should do the DBZ fusion dance, either it'll make them blind or they'll finally have both eyesΒ  Β 

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Aqua-The-Smiter [2016-08-08 02:20:19 +0000 UTC]

The crack is strong in this one.
Also, Odin, get back in your cage until you can be a decent parent.

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TrenchCloakFigure [2016-06-24 21:11:21 +0000 UTC]

I SHIP THIS SO HARD.

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Warden-Shinigami [2016-02-07 04:24:04 +0000 UTC]

The funny thing is, Cap's birthday literally is the 4th of July.

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Squib-Chi In reply to Warden-Shinigami [2016-11-19 00:06:31 +0000 UTC]

Strange isn't it?

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Tommiekitty [2015-11-29 03:50:35 +0000 UTC]

Now, this is my otp.

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Jester--Girl [2015-10-22 19:41:40 +0000 UTC]

Laughed. So. Freaking. Hard.

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LadyNightmare123 [2015-07-24 03:16:25 +0000 UTC]

that is so adorable!"between the two of us, we have one eyes!"Β  Β simply beautiful!Β  Β  Β Β 

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rosariogirl54321 [2015-07-02 21:24:09 +0000 UTC]

Okay, I love this. It's beautiful, simply beautiful. *Cries at the sheer hilarity of it all.*

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swooningfangirl [2015-06-28 03:44:11 +0000 UTC]

I found my new otp.

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The-Super-Salad [2015-06-26 00:45:45 +0000 UTC]

Swizzle-Fizzle Β 
OH MY GOD THIS IS OUR NEW OTP

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Swizzle-Fizzle In reply to The-Super-Salad [2015-06-26 00:51:53 +0000 UTC]

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL

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The-Super-Salad In reply to Swizzle-Fizzle [2015-06-26 01:27:24 +0000 UTC]

WE'LL CALL IT
"furdin"

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Swizzle-Fizzle In reply to The-Super-Salad [2015-06-26 02:51:50 +0000 UTC]

Oh god yes

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rababco [2015-06-21 19:54:51 +0000 UTC]

Tony, IΒ think you might have a problem. This is how I feel about most shipping too, especially slash; unless the characters are gay (or occasionally bi or pan I guess) it doesn't make sense to me, I guess I just have a very literal viewpoint of sexuality. Plus, I don't understand shipping someone who's already in a serious relationship with someone else.

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nightcrawlerfan19 [2015-06-10 00:42:14 +0000 UTC]

Actually, I think July 4th actually IS Cap's birthday.

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AnaBelenPG [2015-05-17 21:18:07 +0000 UTC]

JAJAJAJAAJAJ SO HILARIOUS, I LOVE IT

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deviantXTYX98 [2015-04-16 03:26:44 +0000 UTC]

America (Hetalia) : IM THE HERO! Back me up ok?
Captain America : IM THE LEADER! Back me up!

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Koto666 [2015-01-31 22:51:10 +0000 UTC]

I support this crack pairing

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CherryGhostSodapop [2015-01-22 16:13:40 +0000 UTC]

love it

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Username111111111111 [2014-12-26 06:58:08 +0000 UTC]

Holy shit I can really see them together... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!!! D:<

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Ashyqt [2014-11-18 20:37:13 +0000 UTC]

You're on the canon ground
I'm up in crackship space

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DvArtGal13 [2014-09-17 15:16:41 +0000 UTC]

odin and nick fury
XD LOL

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TheScribbleArtCreeps [2014-08-31 10:11:22 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Voorhees657 [2014-06-24 15:11:15 +0000 UTC]

lol

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tazius [2014-05-01 08:31:55 +0000 UTC]

Come on... you know you definitely ship Tony and the Incarnation of America. Look at it. Look at ittt.

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NDStark [2014-04-30 17:04:25 +0000 UTC]

Β 

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TheIrishLass [2014-04-12 16:37:23 +0000 UTC]

Actually, comic-book Captain America's birthday was indeed on the fourth of July.

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kurino-sama-alpha [2014-03-02 03:08:34 +0000 UTC]

no, Steve is much too shy, sweet and practical to be the personification of America, AKA, Alfred F. Jones

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my-sword-is-bigger [2014-01-27 06:11:24 +0000 UTC]

"I'LL GET THE ALCOHOL"

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Phageous In reply to my-sword-is-bigger [2014-01-27 21:22:22 +0000 UTC]

Tony will always get the alcohol.

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DevonCoon [2014-01-01 18:42:05 +0000 UTC]

YESH OLD ONE-EYED BAD-*** DUDES STICK TOGETHER

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ThorFanGirl [2013-12-15 20:13:03 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHA SOOOO FUNNY!!!!! I cant believe i didn't realize this before! ODIN AND FURY ARE TWINSIES!!! Also Fix-It-Felix and Thor cause they both have magic hammers! You should do that next!

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CelticKawaii [2013-12-15 18:39:36 +0000 UTC]

That last panel had me in stitches. Gotta love Tony trolling Steve! XD

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wxzhenghoppytruffles [2013-12-07 18:56:57 +0000 UTC]

that is how i feel about pairings.

i only can understand/believe canon ones.



ha! one pair of eyes.

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MethodforMadness In reply to wxzhenghoppytruffles [2014-01-02 08:15:19 +0000 UTC]

YAAAAY I'm not alone in my thought on pairings!!

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wxzhenghoppytruffles In reply to MethodforMadness [2014-01-02 20:44:38 +0000 UTC]

FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS. i think.

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SandFireMagic [2013-11-29 09:10:44 +0000 UTC]

...Tony, are you drunk?

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stuff-I-do [2013-11-04 20:52:28 +0000 UTC]

so good

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SophiaofTerra [2013-10-14 00:50:44 +0000 UTC]

That is FABULOUSO!!!

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Amazing-person-yes [2013-09-28 20:47:50 +0000 UTC]

Actually, no. He IS the incarnation of America.


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Party-of-the-night [2013-09-25 14:14:26 +0000 UTC]

Now all we need is the members of hetalia to meet Captain America...

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Lokifoxx [2013-09-25 03:08:03 +0000 UTC]

da arms-they funny XDD

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Phageous In reply to Lokifoxx [2013-09-29 05:03:09 +0000 UTC]

Lol, thanks!

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RalleyZero [2013-07-14 19:21:33 +0000 UTC]

I love your sarcasm in this. I also don't get the shipping stuff... My friends try to explain it to me, but I'm still confused. -_- Is this how Cap feels while using a microwave? Confused with something that seems so simple to the "modern" people? @.@

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Phageous In reply to RalleyZero [2013-07-21 06:44:15 +0000 UTC]

Ha, maybe! I'm always glad to hear that someone else doesn't get shipping (no offense!). I mean I don't mind if other people want to ship stuff, I just don't personally really see the appeal. But then again, I'm about as romantic as a dead plant, so...

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RalleyZero In reply to Phageous [2013-07-26 19:35:39 +0000 UTC]

None taken. Hey, dead plants can be romantic... Just watch "Brave Heart". ^u^

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I-love-your-crazy [2013-02-25 01:02:36 +0000 UTC]

There is no ship too absurd for people to actually ship.

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