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Editor's note: Though this story is NOT part of the "Beauty Within The Beast" canon, these events take place prior to them.

Cadence: Ladies and Gentlemen, LIVE from an undisclosed location iiiit's Getting Away With It! With your host, PHANTOMX.

Phantom: Thank you, thank you and welcome to another episode of Getting Away With it. With us tonight is a socialite and newcomer to the furry scene. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the BEASTiful ISLA!

Isla: Is that supposed to be FUNNY?

Phantom: If it isn't I'm not doing my job.

Isla: You must have a GREAT union then. Look, the IMP said you could help me. So do whatever it is you need to fix.. THIS! * Motions towards her body *

Phantom: If by IMP you mean GEIST, I'm sorry to say he was messing with you. I can't even pull a rabbit out of a hat...

Isla: Then where's the IMP?? Make HIM change me!

Phantom: Yeah, his and my relationship doesn't work that way. He usually only shows up to mess with people. Case in point...

Isla: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? * Picks up a chair ready to throw it *

Phantom: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! * Leaping over his desk to land on the chair making Isla drop it * First off, it's too early in the year to be tapping my chair budget. Secondly, I may not be able to help with MAGIC, but maybe I can help you adjust to being a... a...

Isla: A FREAK?

Phantom: I was gonna guess some sort of BISON... but who am I to assume?

Isla: There you go joking again. Do you have any idea what it's like to deal with this much fur?

Phantom: All my life. And with a little help, your coat can be this luxurious and shiny as mine.

Isla: I'm out of here. I – * Isla Stops when she realizes Phantom is holding her tail *

Phantom: See ya got a big problem right here. Look at this. Poor thing probably hasn't been brushed in ages.

* Phantom pulls out a brush and starts vigorously combing out brambles, spiders and a small cricket who's given up trying to give advice *

Isla: Give me that! * Isla hastily pulls her tail out of Phantom's hands. *

Phantom: All in all, it's a very nice tail. Of course, not as nice as mine... * Flicks his significantly bushier tail *

Isla: I DON'T. WANT. A. TAIL! I'm a human! Not a beast! I came here to find a CURE! I don't need YOU giving ME grooming tips!

Phantom: Well, I know when I've been insulted. I'm just trying to help, that's all. But clearly, you've got it all figured out, don't you? Well then there's the door. * Phantom turns his back on Isla indignantly *

* Isla Narrows her eyes and starts walking towards the door before Phantom rushes in front of her *

Phantom: That's it? You're just going to leave?

Isla: You told me to---

Phantom: Nooo you're supposed to realize how wise I am and apologize. Then be more open to my sage like wisdom!

Isla: I DON'T apologize...

Phantom: Never too late to start..

Isla: MOVE! * Isla shoves Phantom aside and start walking before she's stopped by the distant chant of "Kill the beast" * Oh No...

Phantom: Oh that? That's just Iger and his cronies. They've been looking for me ever since I did that THING in his shower. * Wicked laugh * As much as I'd love to keep making my case on how awesome of a friend I'd be, I think this would be a good place for us to say good bye.

Isla: Gladly. * Walking off stage *

Phantom: Cadence, to the hydrofoil!

[Credits Roll]

Getting Away With It does not in anyway condone unsolicited tail grabs of any kind. If you or a loved one find yourself as a beast, do not trust Geist. Follow the prescribed counter measures of your fairy Godmother or other legal magical deity.

Script and art by Me.
Isla belongs to

Description

Editor's note: Though this story is NOT part of the "Beauty Within The Beast" canon, these events take place prior to them.

Cadence: Ladies and Gentlemen, LIVE from an undisclosed location iiiit's Getting Away With It! With your host, PHANTOMX.

Phantom: Thank you, thank you and welcome to another episode of Getting Away With it. With us tonight is a socialite and newcomer to the furry scene. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the BEASTiful ISLA!

Isla: Is that supposed to be FUNNY?

Phantom: If it isn't I'm not doing my job.

Isla: You must have a GREAT union then. Look, the IMP said you could help me. So do whatever it is you need to fix.. THIS! * Motions towards her body *

Phantom: If by IMP you mean GEIST, I'm sorry to say he was messing with you. I can't even pull a rabbit out of a hat...

Isla: Then where's the IMP?? Make HIM change me!

Phantom: Yeah, his and my relationship doesn't work that way. He usually only shows up to mess with people. Case in point...

Isla: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? * Picks up a chair ready to throw it *

Phantom: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! * Leaping over his desk to land on the chair making Isla drop it * First off, it's too early in the year to be tapping my chair budget. Secondly, I may not be able to help with MAGIC, but maybe I can help you adjust to being a... a...

Isla: A FREAK?

Phantom: I was gonna guess some sort of BISON... but who am I to assume?

Isla: There you go joking again. Do you have any idea what it's like to deal with this much fur?

Phantom: All my life. And with a little help, your coat can be this luxurious and shiny as mine.

Isla: I'm out of here. I – * Isla Stops when she realizes Phantom is holding her tail *

Phantom: See ya got a big problem right here. Look at this. Poor thing probably hasn't been brushed in ages.

* Phantom pulls out a brush and starts vigorously combing out brambles, spiders and a small cricket who's given up trying to give advice *

Isla: Give me that! * Isla hastily pulls her tail out of Phantom's hands. *

Phantom: All in all, it's a very nice tail. Of course, not as nice as mine... * Flicks his significantly bushier tail *

Isla: I DON'T. WANT. A. TAIL! I'm a human! Not a beast! I came here to find a CURE! I don't need YOU giving ME grooming tips!

Phantom: Well, I know when I've been insulted. I'm just trying to help, that's all. But clearly, you've got it all figured out, don't you? Well then there's the door. * Phantom turns his back on Isla indignantly *

* Isla Narrows her eyes and starts walking towards the door before Phantom rushes in front of her *

Phantom: That's it? You're just going to leave?

Isla: You told me to---

Phantom: Nooo you're supposed to realize how wise I am and apologize. Then be more open to my sage like wisdom!

Isla: I DON'T apologize...

Phantom: Never too late to start..

Isla: MOVE! * Isla shoves Phantom aside and start walking before she's stopped by the distant chant of "Kill the beast" * Oh No...

Phantom: Oh that? That's just Iger and his cronies. They've been looking for me ever since I did that THING in his shower. * Wicked laugh * As much as I'd love to keep making my case on how awesome of a friend I'd be, I think this would be a good place for us to say good bye.

Isla: Gladly. * Walking off stage *

Phantom: Cadence, to the hydrofoil!

[Credits Roll]

Getting Away With It does not in anyway condone unsolicited tail grabs of any kind. If you or a loved one find yourself as a beast, do not trust Geist. Follow the prescribed counter measures of your fairy Godmother or other legal magical deity.

Script and art by Me.
Isla belongs to