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Cadence: Ladies and gentlemen, LIVE from and undisclosed location, iiiiiit's GETTING AWAY WITH IT! With your host, PHANTOMX!

Phantom: Thank you Cadence, hope you folks at home are comfy because it's PAJAMA DAY here on the show. Joining us tonight is a cute cat I met while stocking up on our cereal supplies. Let's hear a round of applause for.... * looks at card * JULIE.

Julie: Mmmh.

Phantom: Great to have you here sweetie. So according to your phone (which I totally didn't hack), you enjoy both tying people and being tied yourself. Would you say ropes are a good accessory for Pajamas?

Julie: Mmmm MMMh!

Phantom: So I've heard. In fact Lilith is enjoying a nice rope nap right now.

Cadence: Ew.

Phantom: Don't shame kiddo. She just sleeps better tied and gagged.

Julie: Hmmmh!

Cadence: ... I think Julie wants to talk about Saturday morning cartoons!

Phantom: Are you implying our guest doesn't want to hear about my robust se---

Cadence: CARTOONS PHANTOM. Let's talk about cartoons.

Julie: * Looks at Phantom then Cadence *

Phantom: I suppose shedding light on dead media brands IS what we do here...

Hmmm...

Oh! Did I ever tell you I was on all 3 Laff-a-lympic teams?

Julie: Hmmmh?

Cadence: Really Julie? You've never heard of the Laff-a-lympics? An all-star who's who of famous athletes like Captain Cave man and Grape Ape. Basically, the Olympics for Hannah Barbara Cartoons. Which is why I don't believe PHANTOM was invited...

Phantom: * Shrugs * It was during my "Superhero" phase. Before I fully embraced my rascally self...

* Both girls raise an eyebrow *

It's true! Hold on...

* Phantom goes off stage and returns with 3 jerseys *

See I started with the Scoobie-doobies... * Holds up a blue jersey with a large white "S" on it.

Julie: Mmmh?

Phantom: They thought I was a dog. Well, the teen angels found out that wasn't the case fairly quickly. * Sly Grin *

Cadence: * Face Palm * Oh god...

Phantom: I was under contract, so they traded me to the Yogi-Yahooies. * Holds up a Red Jersy with a White "Y" on it. I was their best long jumper/sprinter on account of me having the longest legs. Even placed Gold against speed buggy.

Cadence: * Sigh * Let me guess, you hit on Cindy Bear too many times...

Phantom: Oh no. Quite the opposite. Cindy is a very aggressive sexual predator. Didn't you read Boo Boo's tell all book? The whole thing really strained his relationship with Yogi...

Cadence: ....

Julie: ....

Cadence: Ok. If SHE won't ask, I will... How did you fallout with the really Rottens...?

Phantom: I dropped a dime on Dick Dastardly. Dude was running a counterfeit smurf operation. Painting mice blue and selling 'em.

Cadence: The Dread Baron

Phantom: What?

Julie: MMh!

Cadence; The ringleader of the Really Rotten's was the Dread Baron and his sidekick Mumbly. Dick Dastardly was the villain of wacky races...

Phantom: Then when did I drop the dime on Dick Dastardly....? Wait, am I still a member of the Really Rottens? Is they why Orful Octopus keeps calling me? Oh god... AM I THE BAD GUY??

* Existential Phantom noises *

Julie: ...

Cadence: ...

* A Tyrannosaurus wearing a witch's hat bursts onto the set and roars loud enough to startle both Cadence and Julie *

Phantom: Nope. No No. Not now. I'm having an existential crisis.

T-Rex: * Confused thunder lizard noises *

Phantom: Nope come back Next week, Maybe you can try and eat Harriet...

* The T-Rex stomps off stage grumbling *

Phantom: I need to make some calls....

* Walks off Stage *

{This episode dedicated to the late Paul "Pee Wee" Reubens. Thanks for all the sunny Saturdays}

[Credits roll]

Julie used with permission by

Description

Cadence: Ladies and gentlemen, LIVE from and undisclosed location, iiiiiit's GETTING AWAY WITH IT! With your host, PHANTOMX!

Phantom: Thank you Cadence, hope you folks at home are comfy because it's PAJAMA DAY here on the show. Joining us tonight is a cute cat I met while stocking up on our cereal supplies. Let's hear a round of applause for.... * looks at card * JULIE.

Julie: Mmmh.

Phantom: Great to have you here sweetie. So according to your phone (which I totally didn't hack), you enjoy both tying people and being tied yourself. Would you say ropes are a good accessory for Pajamas?

Julie: Mmmm MMMh!

Phantom: So I've heard. In fact Lilith is enjoying a nice rope nap right now.

Cadence: Ew.

Phantom: Don't shame kiddo. She just sleeps better tied and gagged.

Julie: Hmmmh!

Cadence: ... I think Julie wants to talk about Saturday morning cartoons!

Phantom: Are you implying our guest doesn't want to hear about my robust se---

Cadence: CARTOONS PHANTOM. Let's talk about cartoons.

Julie: * Looks at Phantom then Cadence *

Phantom: I suppose shedding light on dead media brands IS what we do here...

Hmmm...

Oh! Did I ever tell you I was on all 3 Laff-a-lympic teams?

Julie: Hmmmh?

Cadence: Really Julie? You've never heard of the Laff-a-lympics? An all-star who's who of famous athletes like Captain Cave man and Grape Ape. Basically, the Olympics for Hannah Barbara Cartoons. Which is why I don't believe PHANTOM was invited...

Phantom: * Shrugs * It was during my "Superhero" phase. Before I fully embraced my rascally self...

* Both girls raise an eyebrow *

It's true! Hold on...

* Phantom goes off stage and returns with 3 jerseys *

See I started with the Scoobie-doobies... * Holds up a blue jersey with a large white "S" on it.

Julie: Mmmh?

Phantom: They thought I was a dog. Well, the teen angels found out that wasn't the case fairly quickly. * Sly Grin *

Cadence: * Face Palm * Oh god...

Phantom: I was under contract, so they traded me to the Yogi-Yahooies. * Holds up a Red Jersy with a White "Y" on it. I was their best long jumper/sprinter on account of me having the longest legs. Even placed Gold against speed buggy.

Cadence: * Sigh * Let me guess, you hit on Cindy Bear too many times...

Phantom: Oh no. Quite the opposite. Cindy is a very aggressive sexual predator. Didn't you read Boo Boo's tell all book? The whole thing really strained his relationship with Yogi...

Cadence: ....

Julie: ....

Cadence: Ok. If SHE won't ask, I will... How did you fallout with the really Rottens...?

Phantom: I dropped a dime on Dick Dastardly. Dude was running a counterfeit smurf operation. Painting mice blue and selling 'em.

Cadence: The Dread Baron

Phantom: What?

Julie: MMh!

Cadence; The ringleader of the Really Rotten's was the Dread Baron and his sidekick Mumbly. Dick Dastardly was the villain of wacky races...

Phantom: Then when did I drop the dime on Dick Dastardly....? Wait, am I still a member of the Really Rottens? Is they why Orful Octopus keeps calling me? Oh god... AM I THE BAD GUY??

* Existential Phantom noises *

Julie: ...

Cadence: ...

* A Tyrannosaurus wearing a witch's hat bursts onto the set and roars loud enough to startle both Cadence and Julie *

Phantom: Nope. No No. Not now. I'm having an existential crisis.

T-Rex: * Confused thunder lizard noises *

Phantom: Nope come back Next week, Maybe you can try and eat Harriet...

* The T-Rex stomps off stage grumbling *

Phantom: I need to make some calls....

* Walks off Stage *

{This episode dedicated to the late Paul "Pee Wee" Reubens. Thanks for all the sunny Saturdays}

[Credits roll]

Julie used with permission by