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Mom: Hello Dears. Welcome to a very special Getting Away with it. Today we have one of our FAVORITE guests with us. Fellow Mom, er uh... * looks at script * MEECAT.

MeeCat:

Meecat: I would say it's a pleasure to be here, but it seldom is, even when Phantom hosts the thing. At least he's smart enough to not try to capture me. By the way, I'm not paying for those robots. Speaking of which, why isn't Phantom here?

Mom: I'm sorry if my boys were rude when they came to collect you. I just wanted to chat about our mutual friend PHANTOM. We've had a number of break-ins, incidents and safety concerns since his… departure. No one has seen hide nor hair of him or his child since. As a Mother I worry about these things.

Meecat: *ears perking up* Did something happen to Cadence?! It better not have anything to do with these tincans walking around the set...

Mom: I'm afraid the girl left with Phantom. Oh I TRIED to stop her. But you know how men like HIM can lead poor girls astray. Perhaps if you could tell me where Phantom's been hiding I and my Phantom bot could encourage her to come back. Keep her safe and all.

Meecat: Even if I did know where Cadence (and Phantom) are, I wouldn't divulge it to you or that... thing by the desk over there. I don't trust you OR any of your mechanical misfits!

Mom: Listen you little hair ball I'm DONE playing games! Either tell me where that masked menace is or…

Lilith: There you are! I haven't seen you for A MONTH and I find you galivanting with that HOODLUM Meecat?? No offense dear.

Meecat: Lilith, thanks goodness you're still heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Lilith: OfCourse dear. Don't worry I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at HIM! Leaving me all alone to take care of our children Margo and Rodeschia...

Meecat: Nope. Nu-Uh. This is where I draw the line. I'll show myself out.

Lilith: I'll call you later for Tea dear!

Meecat (Offstage): Don't you dare... * Loud Crashing *

Mom: You'd best bet you're getting billed for that door!

Lilith: * snaping * Excuse me. Attention on ME please. God no wonder this show is in the toilet. I'm the one people are here to see.

Phantom: Databanks show the female designated Lilith has only appeared in SEVEN episodes of Getting Away With It. The Most popular guest was--

Mom: Shadup * Slaps Phantom so hard his head spins * Look you gender confused extraterrestrial, I'm sick of you FREAKS showing up like you own the place.

Lilith: * Recoiling and gasping at the insult * How DARE you. In front of my wayward husband no less! Phantom! Don't just sit there DEFEND MY HONOR!

Phantom: ...

Lilith: Oh for the love of CHEESE. I'll do it myself. CAT PUNCH!

* Lilith leaps into the air with a punch aimed at Mom's head. Only to be repelled by a purple energy shield *

Mom: What do you think I'm STUPID?

Lilith: The thought had occurred to me, yes.

Mom: I wouldn't come to this FILTHY century with bout a means to protect myself from you filthy apes.

Lilith: WELL be that as it may... CHAIR ATTACK! I....

* Lilith tries lifting one of the chairs *

Nnngh NNNNH… *barely able to drag it an inch*

Mom: Are you done...?

Lilith: Nnngh NNNehhh...

Mom: Oh for the love of... WALT IGNER LARRY! Haul this bimbo out! Now!

Phantom: Your offspring are still unconscious and recovering from injuries sustained when collecting the Meecat.

Mom: Oh yeah. Then YOU get her out of here. Then toss yourself in the trash heap! Kevin Smith finally finished his promo spots for my latest Star Wars project, so we don't need YOU.

Phantom: I... Yes Mom... * Phantom picks up Lilith and starts walking off stage *

Lilith: Ooo Baby I like it when ya treat me rough… Do you think we can catch up to that sexy wolverine from last week?

Mom: As for the rest of you booger goblins still watching, I'm offering a BOUNTY of ONE MILLION Mom bucks to ANYONE who can bring me the over fluffed TAIL of that masked menace PhantomX! He thinks he can screw with me he's picked the wrong Corporate overlord.

[Credits Roll]

Meecat used with Permission from
Story by and myself
Art by Me

No chairs were harmed in the making of this episode.

Description

Mom: Hello Dears. Welcome to a very special Getting Away with it. Today we have one of our FAVORITE guests with us. Fellow Mom, er uh... * looks at script * MEECAT.

MeeCat:

Meecat: I would say it's a pleasure to be here, but it seldom is, even when Phantom hosts the thing. At least he's smart enough to not try to capture me. By the way, I'm not paying for those robots. Speaking of which, why isn't Phantom here?

Mom: I'm sorry if my boys were rude when they came to collect you. I just wanted to chat about our mutual friend PHANTOM. We've had a number of break-ins, incidents and safety concerns since his… departure. No one has seen hide nor hair of him or his child since. As a Mother I worry about these things.

Meecat: *ears perking up* Did something happen to Cadence?! It better not have anything to do with these tincans walking around the set...

Mom: I'm afraid the girl left with Phantom. Oh I TRIED to stop her. But you know how men like HIM can lead poor girls astray. Perhaps if you could tell me where Phantom's been hiding I and my Phantom bot could encourage her to come back. Keep her safe and all.

Meecat: Even if I did know where Cadence (and Phantom) are, I wouldn't divulge it to you or that... thing by the desk over there. I don't trust you OR any of your mechanical misfits!

Mom: Listen you little hair ball I'm DONE playing games! Either tell me where that masked menace is or…

Lilith: There you are! I haven't seen you for A MONTH and I find you galivanting with that HOODLUM Meecat?? No offense dear.

Meecat: Lilith, thanks goodness you're still heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Lilith: OfCourse dear. Don't worry I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at HIM! Leaving me all alone to take care of our children Margo and Rodeschia...

Meecat: Nope. Nu-Uh. This is where I draw the line. I'll show myself out.

Lilith: I'll call you later for Tea dear!

Meecat (Offstage): Don't you dare... * Loud Crashing *

Mom: You'd best bet you're getting billed for that door!

Lilith: * snaping * Excuse me. Attention on ME please. God no wonder this show is in the toilet. I'm the one people are here to see.

Phantom: Databanks show the female designated Lilith has only appeared in SEVEN episodes of Getting Away With It. The Most popular guest was--

Mom: Shadup * Slaps Phantom so hard his head spins * Look you gender confused extraterrestrial, I'm sick of you FREAKS showing up like you own the place.

Lilith: * Recoiling and gasping at the insult * How DARE you. In front of my wayward husband no less! Phantom! Don't just sit there DEFEND MY HONOR!

Phantom: ...

Lilith: Oh for the love of CHEESE. I'll do it myself. CAT PUNCH!

* Lilith leaps into the air with a punch aimed at Mom's head. Only to be repelled by a purple energy shield *

Mom: What do you think I'm STUPID?

Lilith: The thought had occurred to me, yes.

Mom: I wouldn't come to this FILTHY century with bout a means to protect myself from you filthy apes.

Lilith: WELL be that as it may... CHAIR ATTACK! I....

* Lilith tries lifting one of the chairs *

Nnngh NNNNH… *barely able to drag it an inch*

Mom: Are you done...?

Lilith: Nnngh NNNehhh...

Mom: Oh for the love of... WALT IGNER LARRY! Haul this bimbo out! Now!

Phantom: Your offspring are still unconscious and recovering from injuries sustained when collecting the Meecat.

Mom: Oh yeah. Then YOU get her out of here. Then toss yourself in the trash heap! Kevin Smith finally finished his promo spots for my latest Star Wars project, so we don't need YOU.

Phantom: I... Yes Mom... * Phantom picks up Lilith and starts walking off stage *

Lilith: Ooo Baby I like it when ya treat me rough… Do you think we can catch up to that sexy wolverine from last week?

Mom: As for the rest of you booger goblins still watching, I'm offering a BOUNTY of ONE MILLION Mom bucks to ANYONE who can bring me the over fluffed TAIL of that masked menace PhantomX! He thinks he can screw with me he's picked the wrong Corporate overlord.

[Credits Roll]

Meecat used with Permission from
Story by and myself
Art by Me

No chairs were harmed in the making of this episode.