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Cadence: Rrrrrr * Cough Hack * Sorry folks. Something in my throat. LIVE from an undisclosed location iiiit's Getting Away With IT! With your host, PHANTOMX!

Phantom: Thank you, Cadence, good to be back among the living. I am of course your host Phantom X. After receiving a few complaints that the last two or three Halloween shows "didn't feel like GAWI"--

Cadence: Lilith. It was Lilith.

Phantom: We're back to basics tonight. Bondage and interviews. That's what people come here for.

Cadence: If you'd like to disagree, please do so in the comments.

Phantom: Tonight, we will be discussing love after death with --

Cadence: Or send a 3x5 Card with your thoughts to

Phantom: I think they get it kid. Go have a popcorn ball. Ahem. Tonight, my guests are the Ghostly Trio.

Stretch: Happy to be here Phantom.

Fatso: Yeah, Thanks for letting us bring our GHOUL friends.

Thorn: Mmmmh!

Stretch: What my lovely lady is tryin ta say is, it ain't alotta places what allow inter-spectral couples such as ourselves to fraternize.

Stinky: Tsk. BEETLEJUICE ruined it for alla us.

Luna: HMMH!

Stretch: In fact we wouldn'ta met these gorgeous broads if'n dey didn't decide to crash our place uninvited. They wuz lookin for a venue for a concert. Thought they'd nose around 'ol whipstaff.

Fatso: They've been stuck with us ever since!

Dusk: Hmmm MMM HMM!

Stinky: It's been a real SCREAM.

Phantom: Ok You. The halitosis ridden one. No more puns from you. So Boys what's dating normally like for the living impaired?

Stretch: Dat's a very good question. See It's an unspoken taboo that free floatin spectral entities such as ourselves are to stick to our own kind as far as datin' is concoined.

Stinky: Lotta STIFFS in the dating grave.

Phantom: What did I say.

Fatso: You can only hook up with the same Victorian countess so many times before ya get sick of 'em.  All they wanna do is talk about inhabiting dolls, the placement of old paintings or Van Burenomics.

Luna: MMMh MM!

Stretch: So, you can see why young blood would be so appealing.

Phantom: I can definitely see the appeal of these three. But the Hex Girls are world famous. Aren't you guys worried about search parties?

Stretch: Dat can be an issue. Non-living home haunters such as ourselves are constantly put upon by unwanted guests and intruders.

Stinky: Ghostbusters, Priests, The History Channel...

Streatch: Thankfully we have a few "safe spaces" to keep the girls out of sight.

Fatso: Mostly SAFES.

Thorn: HMM MMM MMM!

Stinky: Whip staff is full o nooks and crannys where the gals can stay undistoibed.

Phantom: Care to give us some examples?

Strech: Ah Ah ah Phantom; You should know better than anyone, a gentlemen don't reveal his hidin places. Da Goils are entitled to their secrets.

Phantom: Secrets do keep a relationship exciting.

* A Loud Bell is heard in the distance *

Phantom: Welp that's all the time we have for tonight.

Fatso: Aww Already?

Luna: HHMMM!

Stretch: Hey howza bout you an yer kid come back to whipstaff? We're hosting a pick-up game of hide and go shriek with the Boo Brothers.

Phantom: Is this one of those things where Cadence and I get trapped in a haunted house and everything is going to try and kill us?

All three: ... No?

Phantom: What the hell, I'm up for a challenge. Cadence?

Cadence: Just gotta change my sneakers!

Phantom: Should we call Lilith?

Fatso: Don't bother. She's already there.

Phantom: What?

Fatso: What?

[Credits Roll]

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Cadence: Rrrrrr * Cough Hack * Sorry folks. Something in my throat. LIVE from an undisclosed location iiiit's Getting Away With IT! With your host, PHANTOMX!

Phantom: Thank you, Cadence, good to be back among the living. I am of course your host Phantom X. After receiving a few complaints that the last two or three Halloween shows "didn't feel like GAWI"--

Cadence: Lilith. It was Lilith.

Phantom: We're back to basics tonight. Bondage and interviews. That's what people come here for.

Cadence: If you'd like to disagree, please do so in the comments.

Phantom: Tonight, we will be discussing love after death with --

Cadence: Or send a 3x5 Card with your thoughts to

Phantom: I think they get it kid. Go have a popcorn ball. Ahem. Tonight, my guests are the Ghostly Trio.

Stretch: Happy to be here Phantom.

Fatso: Yeah, Thanks for letting us bring our GHOUL friends.

Thorn: Mmmmh!

Stretch: What my lovely lady is tryin ta say is, it ain't alotta places what allow inter-spectral couples such as ourselves to fraternize.

Stinky: Tsk. BEETLEJUICE ruined it for alla us.

Luna: HMMH!

Stretch: In fact we wouldn'ta met these gorgeous broads if'n dey didn't decide to crash our place uninvited. They wuz lookin for a venue for a concert. Thought they'd nose around 'ol whipstaff.

Fatso: They've been stuck with us ever since!

Dusk: Hmmm MMM HMM!

Stinky: It's been a real SCREAM.

Phantom: Ok You. The halitosis ridden one. No more puns from you. So Boys what's dating normally like for the living impaired?

Stretch: Dat's a very good question. See It's an unspoken taboo that free floatin spectral entities such as ourselves are to stick to our own kind as far as datin' is concoined.

Stinky: Lotta STIFFS in the dating grave.

Phantom: What did I say.

Fatso: You can only hook up with the same Victorian countess so many times before ya get sick of 'em.  All they wanna do is talk about inhabiting dolls, the placement of old paintings or Van Burenomics.

Luna: MMMh MM!

Stretch: So, you can see why young blood would be so appealing.

Phantom: I can definitely see the appeal of these three. But the Hex Girls are world famous. Aren't you guys worried about search parties?

Stretch: Dat can be an issue. Non-living home haunters such as ourselves are constantly put upon by unwanted guests and intruders.

Stinky: Ghostbusters, Priests, The History Channel...

Streatch: Thankfully we have a few "safe spaces" to keep the girls out of sight.

Fatso: Mostly SAFES.

Thorn: HMM MMM MMM!

Stinky: Whip staff is full o nooks and crannys where the gals can stay undistoibed.

Phantom: Care to give us some examples?

Strech: Ah Ah ah Phantom; You should know better than anyone, a gentlemen don't reveal his hidin places. Da Goils are entitled to their secrets.

Phantom: Secrets do keep a relationship exciting.

* A Loud Bell is heard in the distance *

Phantom: Welp that's all the time we have for tonight.

Fatso: Aww Already?

Luna: HHMMM!

Stretch: Hey howza bout you an yer kid come back to whipstaff? We're hosting a pick-up game of hide and go shriek with the Boo Brothers.

Phantom: Is this one of those things where Cadence and I get trapped in a haunted house and everything is going to try and kill us?

All three: ... No?

Phantom: What the hell, I'm up for a challenge. Cadence?

Cadence: Just gotta change my sneakers!

Phantom: Should we call Lilith?

Fatso: Don't bother. She's already there.

Phantom: What?

Fatso: What?

[Credits Roll]