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Cadence: Live from an undisclosed location, iiiit's GETTING AWAY WITH IT! With your host... PHANTOMX!

Phantom: Thank you! Thank you so much. Welcome to a new year and a new season of the show. I am of course your host and the fluffiest tail in the room. Tonight my guests are Youtube avatars Chilly Panda and Kitty Monk!
* A spotlight shines on the two struggling girls *

Tonight we will be discussing the topic of FURRIES. What are they, what defines a person as furry and can one eternally walk the line of furry adjacency?

Kitty Monk: Mmh!

Phantom: Haha. We'll get to that kitty. But first, you would be someone I define as 'Furry adjacent'. That is to say, you represent your self as a Kitty and a (non-denominational) Monk. Yet you've explicitly stated on record that you are NOT a furry. How do you make that distinction?

Chilly Panda: Mmmm mmmmh!

Phantom: Chilly makes a good point. A fondness for anthropomorphic characters does not make one a furry. If that were the case DISNEYLAND would be one big corporate fur con. But then I think it takes a little less than dressing up in a fur suit and freaking out the neighbors...

Kitty Monk: Mmmggg!

Phantom: Well we've done some research on this topic. Before the show I asked Cadence to ask the internet what defines a furry.... and now she needs therapy. But while I was burning my hard drive at a safe distance, I started to think. Maybe being a furry isn't about labels or fetishes. Maybe it's about the traits we desire to see in OURSELVES. After all who wouldn't be as agile as a cat, as cuddly as a panda or heck...
* Phantom plops between the two girls putting an arm around each *

as HANDSOME as a WOLFOX...

Both: Mmmh?

Phantom: The truth is ladies we may never know what TRULY defines a furry. What's important is we be true to who we are and surround ourselves with people who love and support us... right?

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Ok folks ya got me. I just wanted a reason to tie these cuties up. That's all we have for tonight. Join us next week for more hilarity and bondage.

[Credits roll]

Cadence'stherapyprovidedbyMentoktheMindbender.Bendingyourbrainuntilitreleasesitstraumasince1976.Andicecream.Thereforyoualways.

Script by Me
Chilly and KittyMonk belong to their respective owners. Please be sure to check out their content here: KittyMonk TheChillyPanda

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Cadence: Live from an undisclosed location, iiiit's GETTING AWAY WITH IT! With your host... PHANTOMX!

Phantom: Thank you! Thank you so much. Welcome to a new year and a new season of the show. I am of course your host and the fluffiest tail in the room. Tonight my guests are Youtube avatars Chilly Panda and Kitty Monk!
* A spotlight shines on the two struggling girls *

Tonight we will be discussing the topic of FURRIES. What are they, what defines a person as furry and can one eternally walk the line of furry adjacency?

Kitty Monk: Mmh!

Phantom: Haha. We'll get to that kitty. But first, you would be someone I define as 'Furry adjacent'. That is to say, you represent your self as a Kitty and a (non-denominational) Monk. Yet you've explicitly stated on record that you are NOT a furry. How do you make that distinction?

Chilly Panda: Mmmm mmmmh!

Phantom: Chilly makes a good point. A fondness for anthropomorphic characters does not make one a furry. If that were the case DISNEYLAND would be one big corporate fur con. But then I think it takes a little less than dressing up in a fur suit and freaking out the neighbors...

Kitty Monk: Mmmggg!

Phantom: Well we've done some research on this topic. Before the show I asked Cadence to ask the internet what defines a furry.... and now she needs therapy. But while I was burning my hard drive at a safe distance, I started to think. Maybe being a furry isn't about labels or fetishes. Maybe it's about the traits we desire to see in OURSELVES. After all who wouldn't be as agile as a cat, as cuddly as a panda or heck...
* Phantom plops between the two girls putting an arm around each *

as HANDSOME as a WOLFOX...

Both: Mmmh?

Phantom: The truth is ladies we may never know what TRULY defines a furry. What's important is we be true to who we are and surround ourselves with people who love and support us... right?

...

....

.....

Ok folks ya got me. I just wanted a reason to tie these cuties up. That's all we have for tonight. Join us next week for more hilarity and bondage.

[Credits roll]

Cadence'stherapyprovidedbyMentoktheMindbender.Bendingyourbrainuntilitreleasesitstraumasince1976.Andicecream.Thereforyoualways.

Script by Me
Chilly and KittyMonk belong to their respective owners. Please be sure to check out their content here: KittyMonk TheChillyPanda