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Pantsless Joe: HELLO, It's ME. I Hope you weren't too invested in LAST WEEK'S EPISODE ... Because NINTENDO SENT US A CEASE AND DECIST! Seems you aren't allowed to reference Conker's Bad Furday. But don't worry kiddos... Today we have something "special" A LOST episode featuring Phantom's clumsy sidekick MayFly...

So CRAM YOUR CORK HOLES AND ENJOY!

Cadence: LIVE from an undisclosed location, iiiiiit's GETTING AWAY WITH IT! With your host, PHANTOMX

Phantom:  Thank you, thank you, Welcome to another episode of Getting Away With It. Tonight my guest is my rarely seen sidekick MAYFLY

*May waves*

Glomgold: Ya mean FORMER sidekick. Ah poached her to a WINNING TEAM!

Phantom: And I guess she brought this guy with her. You are...?

Glomgold: Are ya DAFT man? Have ye never heard the name FLINT HEAR GLOMGOLD? THE second RICHESTDUCK IN THE WORLD??

Phantom: Apparently not...

Glomgold: BAH is no matter. With my new hench-fox I've got a scheme to bring Scrooge McDuck TO HIS KNEES!

Phantom: Who?

May: * Shrugs *

Glomgold: Bah. It Dinnae matter. Once my plan is in effect, he'll be a penniless NOBODY AHAHAHAHAHA

Phantom: You have a very infectious laugh.

Glomgold: It all starts with a targeted media campaign against HAWAIIN SHIRTS!

May: * Makes the "Screwball" gesture behind Glomgold's back *

Glomgold: When people think these garments are out of fashion, They'll donate them to thrift stores everywhere. Allowing ME to scoop them up at a BARGAIN. Then I'll give them to all the TURKEYS in NEW JERSEY!

Phantom: Why New Jer---

Glomgold: DON'T INTERUPT! Once the Turkeys are dressed, May and I will use the talisman of convenince to open a portal to HAWAII. With their fancy shirts, the Turkeys will integrate seamlessly with the locals. Then begins phase TWO!

May : * Rolls her eyes *

Glomgold: With no Turkeys for thanksgiving, people will need to double up on CRANBERRYSAUCE! That many cans will need a SUPERIOR can openar. Such as the Glom-Tech tri-opener! Capable of opening THREE CANS AT ONCE! Then begins phase... THREE!

Phantom: Wouldn't cornering the market on a new kitchen appliance be enough?

Glomgold: That's why yer a wee talk show host ya daft canine! This isn't about money. It's about REVENGE!

Phantom: On... Cans...?

Glomgold: Nay! On Scrooge McDuck! Ya see... Once the holidays are over, I'll beam a signal to the can openers to begin their true purpose.

Phantom: What they're gonna form a giant battle mech...?

Glomgold: * Looking angrily at May * HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING HIM MAH PLAN??

* May shakes her head *

Hmmh. Yes. And Ah'll use this monster machine, POWERED by the talisman of convenience to TEAR DOWN SCROOGES MONEY BIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Phantom: Well, that is a downright evil scheme sir. But I can't help but notice MAY has been silent this entire time. Doesn't she have any input?

* May shakes her head *

Any thoughts on current events?

* May shakes her head *

Can you open your mouth?

* May shakes her head more vigorously *

...

OH MY GOD A GIANT SPIDER!

* May jumps up in terror *

May: WAAAAH!

Phantom: ...

Glomgold: What was that glint o' gold?

May: ...

Phantom: May... Open your mouth...

* May begrudgingly opens her mouth and sticks out her tongue *

May: LAhhhh

Glomgold: THE TALISMAN OF CONVENINCE! WHAT ARE YE DOIN WITH IT??

May: It looked so cold and lonely in the vault... I thought it would be more comfortable with me...

Phantom: Yeah... May's a compulsive thief. The only reason she doesn't work with me on damsel hunting is because there's no money in it. Also I'd wager she has your wallet.

* May holds it up sheepishly *

May: I thought the Gem needed a friend...?

Glomgold: Ye daft fox! How dare ye steal from me! Yer FIRED!! Give me your keys to me vault!

Phantom: You gave her keys to a VAULT..?

Glomgold: Of Course. She wanted to alphabetize me mon--- I'm broke aren't I?

* May quickly jumps to her feet *

May: THE MAYFLY SIGNAL! I'M NEEDED ON BREAK!

* May quickly jumps through the window.  Spreading her wings and flying away. She gets a few feet before she's struck by lightning*

Phantom: Did I mention she has bad luck?

*May Crashes into a car below setting off alarms*

May: I'm Ok...

*Another bolt of lighting strikes May *

Phantom: REALLY bad luck...

Glomgold: * Holding his hat in his hands * Eh... I don't suppose ye could give me bus fare for the ride home...?

[Credits Roll]

Glomgold: Ahem. Please dinae forget about the Getting Away With It 1st Anniversary Party.... We've received many great entries but there's always room for more... The cutoff will be 12am Central Standard Time July 30th so we can announce the winners next week... Thank you to everyone who has entered so far and thank you to everyone who is still working on an entry... This show has always been about connecting with and promoting other artists...
...
...
Can I have me bus fare now...?

Phantom: Thank the audience.

Glomgold: * Sigh * Even if you didn't enter, we thank you for your support. You likes, comments and interactions mean the world to Phantom and the rest of the GAWI staff...

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Pantsless Joe: HELLO, It's ME. I Hope you weren't too invested in LAST WEEK'S EPISODE ... Because NINTENDO SENT US A CEASE AND DECIST! Seems you aren't allowed to reference Conker's Bad Furday. But don't worry kiddos... Today we have something "special" A LOST episode featuring Phantom's clumsy sidekick MayFly...

So CRAM YOUR CORK HOLES AND ENJOY!

Cadence: LIVE from an undisclosed location, iiiiiit's GETTING AWAY WITH IT! With your host, PHANTOMX

Phantom:  Thank you, thank you, Welcome to another episode of Getting Away With It. Tonight my guest is my rarely seen sidekick MAYFLY

*May waves*

Glomgold: Ya mean FORMER sidekick. Ah poached her to a WINNING TEAM!

Phantom: And I guess she brought this guy with her. You are...?

Glomgold: Are ya DAFT man? Have ye never heard the name FLINT HEAR GLOMGOLD? THE second RICHESTDUCK IN THE WORLD??

Phantom: Apparently not...

Glomgold: BAH is no matter. With my new hench-fox I've got a scheme to bring Scrooge McDuck TO HIS KNEES!

Phantom: Who?

May: * Shrugs *

Glomgold: Bah. It Dinnae matter. Once my plan is in effect, he'll be a penniless NOBODY AHAHAHAHAHA

Phantom: You have a very infectious laugh.

Glomgold: It all starts with a targeted media campaign against HAWAIIN SHIRTS!

May: * Makes the "Screwball" gesture behind Glomgold's back *

Glomgold: When people think these garments are out of fashion, They'll donate them to thrift stores everywhere. Allowing ME to scoop them up at a BARGAIN. Then I'll give them to all the TURKEYS in NEW JERSEY!

Phantom: Why New Jer---

Glomgold: DON'T INTERUPT! Once the Turkeys are dressed, May and I will use the talisman of convenince to open a portal to HAWAII. With their fancy shirts, the Turkeys will integrate seamlessly with the locals. Then begins phase TWO!

May : * Rolls her eyes *

Glomgold: With no Turkeys for thanksgiving, people will need to double up on CRANBERRYSAUCE! That many cans will need a SUPERIOR can openar. Such as the Glom-Tech tri-opener! Capable of opening THREE CANS AT ONCE! Then begins phase... THREE!

Phantom: Wouldn't cornering the market on a new kitchen appliance be enough?

Glomgold: That's why yer a wee talk show host ya daft canine! This isn't about money. It's about REVENGE!

Phantom: On... Cans...?

Glomgold: Nay! On Scrooge McDuck! Ya see... Once the holidays are over, I'll beam a signal to the can openers to begin their true purpose.

Phantom: What they're gonna form a giant battle mech...?

Glomgold: * Looking angrily at May * HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING HIM MAH PLAN??

* May shakes her head *

Hmmh. Yes. And Ah'll use this monster machine, POWERED by the talisman of convenience to TEAR DOWN SCROOGES MONEY BIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Phantom: Well, that is a downright evil scheme sir. But I can't help but notice MAY has been silent this entire time. Doesn't she have any input?

* May shakes her head *

Any thoughts on current events?

* May shakes her head *

Can you open your mouth?

* May shakes her head more vigorously *

...

OH MY GOD A GIANT SPIDER!

* May jumps up in terror *

May: WAAAAH!

Phantom: ...

Glomgold: What was that glint o' gold?

May: ...

Phantom: May... Open your mouth...

* May begrudgingly opens her mouth and sticks out her tongue *

May: LAhhhh

Glomgold: THE TALISMAN OF CONVENINCE! WHAT ARE YE DOIN WITH IT??

May: It looked so cold and lonely in the vault... I thought it would be more comfortable with me...

Phantom: Yeah... May's a compulsive thief. The only reason she doesn't work with me on damsel hunting is because there's no money in it. Also I'd wager she has your wallet.

* May holds it up sheepishly *

May: I thought the Gem needed a friend...?

Glomgold: Ye daft fox! How dare ye steal from me! Yer FIRED!! Give me your keys to me vault!

Phantom: You gave her keys to a VAULT..?

Glomgold: Of Course. She wanted to alphabetize me mon--- I'm broke aren't I?

* May quickly jumps to her feet *

May: THE MAYFLY SIGNAL! I'M NEEDED ON BREAK!

* May quickly jumps through the window.  Spreading her wings and flying away. She gets a few feet before she's struck by lightning*

Phantom: Did I mention she has bad luck?

*May Crashes into a car below setting off alarms*

May: I'm Ok...

*Another bolt of lighting strikes May *

Phantom: REALLY bad luck...

Glomgold: * Holding his hat in his hands * Eh... I don't suppose ye could give me bus fare for the ride home...?

[Credits Roll]

Glomgold: Ahem. Please dinae forget about the Getting Away With It 1st Anniversary Party.... We've received many great entries but there's always room for more... The cutoff will be 12am Central Standard Time July 30th so we can announce the winners next week... Thank you to everyone who has entered so far and thank you to everyone who is still working on an entry... This show has always been about connecting with and promoting other artists...
...
...
Can I have me bus fare now...?

Phantom: Thank the audience.

Glomgold: * Sigh * Even if you didn't enter, we thank you for your support. You likes, comments and interactions mean the world to Phantom and the rest of the GAWI staff...