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Cadence: Ladies and gentlemen, LIVE from an undisclosed location.... Iiiiit's GETTING AWAY WITH IT! With your host, JUDGE PHANTOMX!

Phantom: Thank you, you may be seated. I'd like to remind everyone that this show is not a courtroom drama, but our guest insisted on it. Please welcome... Um What did you say your name was again?

???: Bottomless Pete your honor. Dairy aire extraordinaire.

Phantom: Really? Because you look like---

Bottomless Pete: I'm not.

Phantom: Really because in that one episode...

Bottomless Pete: Nope. That was a Pilot. Not cannon. Can we PLEASE move on sir. We're wasting the audience's valuable attention!

Phantom: Ok... Representing the Defense is Youtuber PantslessPajamas

PantslessPajamas: MMMH

Phantom: Who is exercising her right to remain silent.

* struggles *

And immobile.

Bottomless Pete: BRILLIANTLY restrained sir.

Phantom: Right, So what is the case?

PantslessPajamas: Glad you asked. As you may well know I am a famous actor! Known far and wide for my cheeky performances. Making appearances on popular shows like Cow and Chicken and I.M. Weasel.

Phantom: I don't think I.M. Weasel was ever...

Bottomless Pete: But then the jobs started drying up! Cartoon Network wasn't returning my calls! * Sobbing * I couldn't even get a guest spot on TEEN TITANS GOOOO. * Continued Sobbing * I suspect it's because this harlot is giving it away for FREE!

PantslessPajamas: MMH?

Phantom: I don't think she's ever shown her ass...

PantslessPajamas: Mmmm MMM!

Bottomless Pete: Exactly! She's not even COPYING me right! She's tarnishing my BRAND! Devaluing my ASSETS!

Phantom: * Smirking * Would you say you've hit.. rock bottom..?

Bottomless Pete: Oh sure... MOCK the victim...

Phantom: It says here a man or woman, similar to your build has committed multiple felonies. Including arson, robbery, and assault with a 20lb bag of frozen zucchini ...

Bottomless Joe: LIES! SLANDER! DEEP FAKES! Besides I'm not the one who's on trial here... SHE IS!

PantslessPajamas: Mmm Dmmm Mmm Mmm Mmm mmm Rmmm!

Botomless Joe: You SEE?? An admission of GUILT! No further evidence NEEDED your honor! Guilty, guilty, GUILTY! I think such a heinous crime, deserves nothing but sudden, instant and even immediate DEATH!

PantslessPajamas: * starts hopping around in panic * MMH Mmmm MMMH!

Phantom: Whoa! Buddy chill! At best this is a misdemeanor. A 10,00 dollar fine MAX!

Botomless Pete: She doesn't have any MONEY! She's an ARTIST! I demand JUSTICE!

* Window breaks as I.R. Baboon cannon balls into the room *

I.R. : Not before I ARE be getting his satisfaction!

Phantom: YOU want to sue her too? (To PantslessPajamas) You certainly have made a few enemies...

PantslessPajamas: MMmh Hmm nmm Imm hmm hnmm immm

I.R. : I.R. Not caring about pants challenged internet clown! Me am looking to challenge PHANTOMX!

Phantom: Why him?

I.R. : Him am implying show called I.M. Weasel! Not I.R.! Phantom clearly taking bribes from WEASEL. Him always coluding with egg sucking rodents! I.R. Demand SATISFACTION!

Phantom: ... And well you should! But I'll let you in on a secret. Phantom isn't a wolf. He's actually a RED CAT!

I.R. : * Gasps in shock *

Phantom: That's right! He's probably hiding from you right now!

I.R. : Of course! It being so obvious! But me was sure he would be here! Show is called "Getting Away with It Starring PhantomX"

Phantom: Right. But see the wig? I'm a judge. Not Phantom. But I can help you. Here's Phantom's er... hideout...
* Hands I.R. a slip of paper*

I.R. : Of course, Phantom being here. Him think he is so clever! Me will make him apologize!

Phantom: Uh huh now be sure to bang on his door REAL loud like so he knows you mean it. Don't forget to taunt his lemon squares.

I.R. : Him get such a taunting!

Phantom: Good luck then. * Practically shoves the monkey out the window again * SIGH I have got to do something about these pop ins!

Bottomless Pete: That Monkey's going to be launched to the moon...

Phantom: Nah. MeeCat's a good sport.

PantslessPajamas: MMMH!

Phantom: Right. So, in light of a lack of evidence I have no choice but to detain the defendant until the prosecution supplies me with some.

Bottomless Pete: Evidence? I thought this was a TRIAL! ...FINE. You want evidence? I'll GET evidence. Oooooh yes....

* Starts walking off stage *

I'll get you evidence... So MUCH "Evidence"...

Phantom: * Plopping next to PantslessPajamas on the couch smirking * He might be a while... You like Quiche?

[Credits Roll]

Bottomless Pete: HELLO! It's me! today's guest star! If you've been reading this far you deserve a challenge... SO HERE IT IS! This episode was chock full of comedy gold. But there was one line that caused our writing staff to burst out in hysterics. The first person to COPY AND PASTE THE EXACT MOMENT that caused the ROFL wins a shiny HYPE BADGE! Good luck kids!

Story By Me
PantslessPajamas belongs to the youtuber of the same name
Here's a video I recommend: Sonic Almost Got Me a Clingy Boyfriend

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Cadence: Ladies and gentlemen, LIVE from an undisclosed location.... Iiiiit's GETTING AWAY WITH IT! With your host, JUDGE PHANTOMX!

Phantom: Thank you, you may be seated. I'd like to remind everyone that this show is not a courtroom drama, but our guest insisted on it. Please welcome... Um What did you say your name was again?

???: Bottomless Pete your honor. Dairy aire extraordinaire.

Phantom: Really? Because you look like---

Bottomless Pete: I'm not.

Phantom: Really because in that one episode...

Bottomless Pete: Nope. That was a Pilot. Not cannon. Can we PLEASE move on sir. We're wasting the audience's valuable attention!

Phantom: Ok... Representing the Defense is Youtuber PantslessPajamas

PantslessPajamas: MMMH

Phantom: Who is exercising her right to remain silent.

* struggles *

And immobile.

Bottomless Pete: BRILLIANTLY restrained sir.

Phantom: Right, So what is the case?

PantslessPajamas: Glad you asked. As you may well know I am a famous actor! Known far and wide for my cheeky performances. Making appearances on popular shows like Cow and Chicken and I.M. Weasel.

Phantom: I don't think I.M. Weasel was ever...

Bottomless Pete: But then the jobs started drying up! Cartoon Network wasn't returning my calls! * Sobbing * I couldn't even get a guest spot on TEEN TITANS GOOOO. * Continued Sobbing * I suspect it's because this harlot is giving it away for FREE!

PantslessPajamas: MMH?

Phantom: I don't think she's ever shown her ass...

PantslessPajamas: Mmmm MMM!

Bottomless Pete: Exactly! She's not even COPYING me right! She's tarnishing my BRAND! Devaluing my ASSETS!

Phantom: * Smirking * Would you say you've hit.. rock bottom..?

Bottomless Pete: Oh sure... MOCK the victim...

Phantom: It says here a man or woman, similar to your build has committed multiple felonies. Including arson, robbery, and assault with a 20lb bag of frozen zucchini ...

Bottomless Joe: LIES! SLANDER! DEEP FAKES! Besides I'm not the one who's on trial here... SHE IS!

PantslessPajamas: Mmm Dmmm Mmm Mmm Mmm mmm Rmmm!

Botomless Joe: You SEE?? An admission of GUILT! No further evidence NEEDED your honor! Guilty, guilty, GUILTY! I think such a heinous crime, deserves nothing but sudden, instant and even immediate DEATH!

PantslessPajamas: * starts hopping around in panic * MMH Mmmm MMMH!

Phantom: Whoa! Buddy chill! At best this is a misdemeanor. A 10,00 dollar fine MAX!

Botomless Pete: She doesn't have any MONEY! She's an ARTIST! I demand JUSTICE!

* Window breaks as I.R. Baboon cannon balls into the room *

I.R. : Not before I ARE be getting his satisfaction!

Phantom: YOU want to sue her too? (To PantslessPajamas) You certainly have made a few enemies...

PantslessPajamas: MMmh Hmm nmm Imm hmm hnmm immm

I.R. : I.R. Not caring about pants challenged internet clown! Me am looking to challenge PHANTOMX!

Phantom: Why him?

I.R. : Him am implying show called I.M. Weasel! Not I.R.! Phantom clearly taking bribes from WEASEL. Him always coluding with egg sucking rodents! I.R. Demand SATISFACTION!

Phantom: ... And well you should! But I'll let you in on a secret. Phantom isn't a wolf. He's actually a RED CAT!

I.R. : * Gasps in shock *

Phantom: That's right! He's probably hiding from you right now!

I.R. : Of course! It being so obvious! But me was sure he would be here! Show is called "Getting Away with It Starring PhantomX"

Phantom: Right. But see the wig? I'm a judge. Not Phantom. But I can help you. Here's Phantom's er... hideout...
* Hands I.R. a slip of paper*

I.R. : Of course, Phantom being here. Him think he is so clever! Me will make him apologize!

Phantom: Uh huh now be sure to bang on his door REAL loud like so he knows you mean it. Don't forget to taunt his lemon squares.

I.R. : Him get such a taunting!

Phantom: Good luck then. * Practically shoves the monkey out the window again * SIGH I have got to do something about these pop ins!

Bottomless Pete: That Monkey's going to be launched to the moon...

Phantom: Nah. MeeCat's a good sport.

PantslessPajamas: MMMH!

Phantom: Right. So, in light of a lack of evidence I have no choice but to detain the defendant until the prosecution supplies me with some.

Bottomless Pete: Evidence? I thought this was a TRIAL! ...FINE. You want evidence? I'll GET evidence. Oooooh yes....

* Starts walking off stage *

I'll get you evidence... So MUCH "Evidence"...

Phantom: * Plopping next to PantslessPajamas on the couch smirking * He might be a while... You like Quiche?

[Credits Roll]

Bottomless Pete: HELLO! It's me! today's guest star! If you've been reading this far you deserve a challenge... SO HERE IT IS! This episode was chock full of comedy gold. But there was one line that caused our writing staff to burst out in hysterics. The first person to COPY AND PASTE THE EXACT MOMENT that caused the ROFL wins a shiny HYPE BADGE! Good luck kids!

Story By Me
PantslessPajamas belongs to the youtuber of the same name
Here's a video I recommend: Sonic Almost Got Me a Clingy Boyfriend