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EDIT: MayFly's creator said my pitch was too serious so she wrote one for me.

MayFly *Standing on a soapbox*: Hey you! Yes YOU! Have you ever thought to yourself, "I wonder what I would look like being kidnapped.." Well wonder no more! Here for a limited time is your chance to have YOUR character kidnapped by the infamous, hard headed, egotistical-
*WHACK*
THE one and only PhantomX! For only a small fee of your life savings-
*WHACK*
ONLY $15 you can live the fantasy and satisfy your curiosities! All proceeds go to housing the local stray-
*WHACK*
homeless kitty that has no home! So why not crawl out if the dungeon and get your hands on some limited edition art that you cant find anywhere else?
.....
They don't pay me enough for this...

Description
EDIT: MayFly's creator said my pitch was too serious so she wrote one for me.

MayFly *Standing on a soapbox*: Hey you! Yes YOU! Have you ever thought to yourself, "I wonder what I would look like being kidnapped.." Well wonder no more! Here for a limited time is your chance to have YOUR character kidnapped by the infamous, hard headed, egotistical-
*WHACK*
THE one and only PhantomX! For only a small fee of your life savings-
*WHACK*
ONLY $15 you can live the fantasy and satisfy your curiosities! All proceeds go to housing the local stray-
*WHACK*
homeless kitty that has no home! So why not crawl out if the dungeon and get your hands on some limited edition art that you cant find anywhere else?
.....
They don't pay me enough for this...