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Punished-Snake1 In reply to NickyVendetta [2018-08-22 06:54:35 +0000 UTC]

best comment

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Phantomlord01 In reply to RikuUzumaki7 [2019-02-02 03:19:04 +0000 UTC]

Sure is Luigi in here.

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Sky-Kaiser In reply to HeraldOfOpera [2019-04-16 20:36:23 +0000 UTC]

Ginyu's dead. It's canon.

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CrazyCornDude In reply to The9Lord [2017-12-11 02:21:53 +0000 UTC]

Ike. The last guy's name is Ike.

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The9Lord In reply to CrazyCornDude [2017-12-11 02:30:03 +0000 UTC]

i know his name
i just said "guy who fights for his Friends" as a joke

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CrazyCornDude In reply to The9Lord [2017-12-11 02:39:32 +0000 UTC]

Okay.

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zechwil76 In reply to game4brains [2016-10-16 01:07:04 +0000 UTC]

Interesting.

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megamage1 In reply to Jokerz-1824 [2016-04-10 14:43:42 +0000 UTC]

more please

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Jokerz-1824 In reply to megamage1 [2016-04-10 19:20:41 +0000 UTC]

Yes, we made it here before the Falcons!  Now hurry and let's get this over wi- (sees Lucas and Pac-Man standing back) What the hell are you two doing?
We still don't think we can trust you.  You still haven't pledged your allegiance to Team ThreeStar!
What are you, dense?!  The Falcons could be here any minute and...
Hi, Wolf.
Hi, Falcon.  And then we're... (sees the Falcon Force standing behind him) Son of a... (goes on a long string of cursing with a convenient bleeping sound)
Samus, please.
Sorry, Captain.  My scouter's been acting up lately.
...with a goddamn pig!
Are you finished?
(pants) Yeah.
Very good, now to get straight to the point.  I want those two Smash Balls you have there.
Oh, so that's a Smash Ball!
Supposedly there are seven if the reports were correct, and the other five are...?
Right behind you!
Good God, man!  You just can't...!
Shut up when I'm scared I know.  I once had a crush on a blue-haired sword fighter who I thought was a lady.
Please kill him.  Seriously, he won't be missed.
Well, I do believe that accounts for everything.  Before I take these Smash Balls and leave my cohorts here to clean up, is there anything you'd like to say to me, Wolf?
As a matter of fact, there is.  Look at your men, now back to me, now look back at your men, back to me.  I am not you men, I'm flipping you off.  Now look at the ground, back to me.  Where's the Smash Ball? It's gone, I threw it!  And there is not a damn thing you can...!
(suddenly reappears on the scene) Here you go, boss.
Thank you. WiiFit.
It's what I do.
But... but I chucked that son-of-a-bitch as hard I could!
Oh, you can't beat my speed.  I'm the fastest in the SmashVerse!
That's what she said!
We're all going to die anyway, so... Smiley, break the Ball!
What, how?!
Punch the damn thing!
(hits the Smash Ball but hurts himself instead) Ow, my hand!
Hit it harder!
But...
HARDER!
(watching Pac-Man try to break the Smash Ball and hurt himself) Uh, Villager, don't you think you should...?
Oh right, that thing I do. Lloid riding.  Hold on a sec. (Pac-Man tries to break the Smash Ball again, only for it to mysteriously disappear from his hands)
What?  Where did it go?
(now holding the Smash Ball) See this, Wolf?  This is for all those times you used to embarrass me!

(Flashback)

Hey Wolf, how's it going?
Aw look, it's the Villager.  You want a biscuit, boy?  You want a biscuit?
Do you think I'm a dog?
Have a biscuit! (throws a dog treat at him)

(Flashback end)

And now, it'll be you who rolls over and plays de- (gets hit with a dog treat and gets mad)
Alright everyone, settle down.  Now before I take these Smash Balls back to Lord Ganondorf, it's time for everyone's favorite game!
WHEEL... OF... DEATH!

(Wheel of Fortune theme plays)

Now for those viewing at home, the rules are simple.  Each of my colleagues will take a turn spinning the wheel, and whoever it lands on, they kill!
What?!  When did you have time to set this up?! (leans closer) And is that a camera?  What kind of sadistic retard watches this crap?!
Love this show.

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megamage1 In reply to Jokerz-1824 [2016-04-10 19:39:14 +0000 UTC]

do more and who is gohan?

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Jokerz-1824 In reply to megamage1 [2016-04-10 20:24:30 +0000 UTC]

You really saved us, Wolf.
Yeah, you totally pulled our butts out f the fire there.  Really showed that Team ThreeStar spirit!
They'll never find your body.
I feel a little sorry for those guys.  They just lost their teammate.  They must be devastated.
So, when was the last time you had to... you know...
Three weeks.
Holy crap, three weeks?!
I did it on the trip here.
Ike didn't even have enough room in his pod.
(looks over) Hey, is that the Villager over there?  Is he dead?!
How tragic.

(pause)

Not telling the captain.  1, 2, 3, not it!
Not it!
Not i- (realizes she's too late) Ah, you jerks!

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megamage1 In reply to Jokerz-1824 [2016-04-10 20:45:02 +0000 UTC]

ah so thats who gohan was

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PsychoticSaiyan09 In reply to Jokerz-1824 [2015-12-04 07:14:30 +0000 UTC]

If there was ever a moment where I wished I could fave comments...it'd have to be right now...

There we go! Have a gold star -w-

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Ryuk135 In reply to stormhawk9891 [2015-07-23 19:12:37 +0000 UTC]

 sure is Zarbon in here...

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ZTheRuler In reply to SirArceon [2015-06-12 23:59:22 +0000 UTC]

Sure is Tingle in here...

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Ballsack100 In reply to ZTheRuler [2015-07-02 17:51:54 +0000 UTC]

If trouble meets us as we pass, we'll go and settle it in SMASH!

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Imperator-Xolo In reply to SirArceon [2015-05-17 04:57:52 +0000 UTC]

DAAMMNN, that's an entrance right there

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SirArceon In reply to Imperator-Xolo [2015-05-17 05:32:13 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe. If there's one thing the Ginyu (or in this case, Falcon) Force is good at, it's coming up with awesome entrance routines.

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PhantomSkyler In reply to Hazama15 [2015-04-01 04:33:45 +0000 UTC]

I would watch it... XD

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afterthesequel06 In reply to PhantomSkyler [2015-04-12 19:35:16 +0000 UTC]

 : (thinking) Sure is Dedede in here.
 : Lord Bowser, thank you for this chance to serve you.
 : (holding axe) And chop some heads.
 : Quite.

  

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Ryuk135 In reply to afterthesequel06 [2015-07-23 19:27:09 +0000 UTC]

 : But before that... Samus!
 : Yessir Captain, Here you go Lord Bowser, the new up to date scouters
 : good, and they have the ring tone I wanted?
 :Yessir
Scouter: Plays bowser's theme
 : Glorious..

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afterthesequel06 In reply to Ryuk135 [2015-07-23 21:32:35 +0000 UTC]

 : Now as you have been informed, Ganon and a few other pest have taken my smash balls.
 : Whoa whoa whoa, ganon.  

[Best emote I could find]>  : Little ganony.
 : What's a smash ball.
 : Villager can't believe he had it in him.
 : I know, right
 : WHAT'S A SMASH BALL.
 : Yes, turns out Dedede and Kirby weren't enough. That why I called you 5 here to get them back.
 : Easy enough,  would you rather them dead or alive.
 : either or.

 : Dead it is. Falcon force assemble.
 : Speed of light and strength of all.
 : The Falcon force will make them fall
 : Lord king koopa's army strongest force.
 : We'll beat them all, secure the course.
 : If trouble meets as we pass.
         : WE'LL SHOVE OUR FIST RIGHT THEIR ASS.
 : Falcon force, move out.


.....
 
Scouter: (Plays bowser's theme)


  

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