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Published: 2013-01-26 03:12:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 5636; Favourites: 77; Downloads: 11
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Huh, looks like Raj (my Argonian OC) found an interesting book afterall. Kolandus (Dark elf) better not catch you with that. >3>Heh, so if you are familiar with Skyrim you know what's inside that book, and if not let me enlighten you with Vol. 1 of "The Lusty Argonian Maid".
The Lusty Argonian Maid Vol. 1
Act IV, Scene III, continued
Lifts-Her-Tail
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto
Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT IV, SCENE III
If I had a flawless sapphire for every innuedo in the LAM series I could sell them and have enough cash to buy a house.
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Comments: 21
one of the most disturbing reads in skyrim... my argonian DB has a copy
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And you know that things get extra dirty when you know that the female lizard actually ->lifts her tail<- when she`s ready to mate ...
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So reminds me of when Fallen-Angel-Rising or Fallen first found that book...lol
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nice. this is very nice^^ I really like the work that you have done in the argonian face while he was reading the book. nice work and keep it up
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Ahaha thanks so much~! Raj's expressions are pretty much my own reactions to the book. ^^"
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lol. your also very welcome
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lolz! once i found one in an orphanage! and all i could think was that they should at least put it on one of the higher up shelves! XD
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Hahahaha oh those little orphans. Hopefully they're too young to get the innuendos. ^^"
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well that is definatly going for like fort nox.
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I accidentaly read one of the books one day. It took me weeks to get the images out of my head. >.<
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The mental images will haunt you FOREVER
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A real book in Skyrim, believe me.
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Feel free to google it
NO DON'T SERIOUSLY
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I'm offically scared i can't look at the game in the same way ever again XD
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