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Published: 2011-04-23 23:03:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 1754; Favourites: 36; Downloads: 20
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Name: Max Anger
Fragment: Anger
Class: Amplify
Class Ability: Strength
Proof of Being: Just look at the bastard

Max is constantly angry, or at least appears to be angry all the time. For that reason, he is always yelling and cursing at people, even for little things like asking to pass the salt.
Little things make him angry. If there's nothing to make him angry, he will find something to be angry about, which in itself can make him angry.
He's not sadistic or homocidal, but he'll likely fuck you up. His behavior is not of someone in a mental hospital, but more like a prison inmate. Also, he's a raging alcoholic.

Max is angry.

His voice would likely sound like Charlie Murphy.
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Comments: 23

Ruschman [2014-04-28 04:12:26 +0000 UTC]

That looks like a Kaiju from Pacific Rim.

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WWhiteSShadow [2011-07-18 01:48:02 +0000 UTC]

What's a fragment?

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PhiTuS In reply to WWhiteSShadow [2011-07-18 11:05:57 +0000 UTC]

Read this: [link]

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WWhiteSShadow In reply to PhiTuS [2011-07-18 14:45:43 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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warnoon [2011-04-25 16:31:55 +0000 UTC]

CHARLEY MURPHY. YES. ANGRY. TO THE MAX.

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PhiTuS In reply to warnoon [2011-04-25 16:33:15 +0000 UTC]

THIS SUMMER. MAX ANGER. COMING SOON.

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warnoon In reply to PhiTuS [2011-04-25 16:44:33 +0000 UTC]

THE MOVIE THAT'LL MAKE YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS!

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LedMonkey64 [2011-04-25 01:53:37 +0000 UTC]

Looks like me at 6am

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Wazaga [2011-04-24 03:13:48 +0000 UTC]

that... is quite creepy.

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Dragon-Dragoon [2011-04-23 23:36:43 +0000 UTC]

I immediately see him at a hot dog stand going "GIVE ME A FUCKING HOT DOG OR I WILL FUCKING RIP YOUR GOD DAMN FACE OFF."

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PhiTuS In reply to Dragon-Dragoon [2011-04-23 23:40:37 +0000 UTC]

"YOU KNOW WHAT? I DECIDED I'M NOT GOING TO PAY YOU FOR THE HOT DOG, MOTHERFUCKER."

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Dragon-Dragoon In reply to PhiTuS [2011-04-24 11:15:28 +0000 UTC]

"WHAT? IS THAT A FUCKIN' PROBLEM? HOW ABOUT I PAY YOU BY BRINGIN' DOWN THE FUCKIN' THUNDER?!"

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luvtehcomix [2011-04-23 23:35:20 +0000 UTC]

PASS THE GODDAMN SALT YOU FUCKING WHORE.

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PhiTuS In reply to luvtehcomix [2011-04-23 23:37:16 +0000 UTC]

BITCH, IF YOU DON'T PASS ME THE FUCKING SALT, I'LL SLAP YOU IN THE FACE. LIKE...REALLY FUCKIN HARD. I'M SRS.

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luvtehcomix In reply to PhiTuS [2011-04-24 00:09:33 +0000 UTC]

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Warxend [2011-04-23 23:18:11 +0000 UTC]

I love you

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PhiTuS In reply to Warxend [2011-04-23 23:20:22 +0000 UTC]

I love you too.

Let's make out.

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Warxend In reply to PhiTuS [2011-04-23 23:23:10 +0000 UTC]

obby

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shadowstein [2011-04-23 23:07:41 +0000 UTC]

maybe he likes being angry, therefore hes actually happy when hes angry. hmm?

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PhiTuS In reply to shadowstein [2011-04-23 23:13:24 +0000 UTC]

Probably.

Which would make him a big fat asshole.

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ToxicToothpick [2011-04-23 23:06:14 +0000 UTC]

What a winner.

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shadowstein [2011-04-23 23:04:31 +0000 UTC]

sounds like my mom

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PhiTuS In reply to shadowstein [2011-04-23 23:07:46 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps her and Max Anger are the same person.

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