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Phraggle — The Paperdude '06
Published: 2006-12-16 19:36:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 1077; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 49
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I'm a-gonna make 150 or so copies of these and stick 'em on top of each of tomorrow's newspapers. Then I'll win the sympathy vote for 20 years running! YES! I've just about been slingin' newspapers for 20 years! AAAAAAAAAAAH!Ralph's supposed to resemble myself more in this pic hence the facial fluff. I so fa haven't been able to put a mustashe on Ralph's mug though without him appearing 100% stupid so for now, that's where he & I differ.
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Dawwww..... you look so sweet in that pic! :-D
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I just wouldn't be ale to do the getting up early thing...or bad winter weather...
This is adorable! >^-^<
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I think I have it programmed into my unconsciousness... which is prolly why I don't actually know why I do it.
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as long as its 30 minuets a week...i can understand 
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Blarg, it's not loading for me. Curse you, cruel fates. *tries again later*
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Yes, they're all happy that they'll deliver themselves, perhaps in a group where they can chat amongst themselves along the way. Of course who couldn't enjoy being read... but, soon enough -- BAM! Recycling truck
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They'd enjoy it though. It's like new life or something.
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Well yeah, there's that... but there's also the trip inside the compactor
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Well, they have a good outlook on compactors too.
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Well I GUESS they will be close together
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Well done on your paperish legacy.
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Thanks. I'm still working on my technique.
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I find it ironic how you are going through a rubber band shortage and you are using one for every newspaper. D:
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You are a dedicated man Phraggle!! It takes a special kind of person to get up that early and deliver to all those folks in any kind of weather.
Back in 87' I was mowing lawns and shoveling driveways for dough. Those were the days!
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Someday I'll know what it's like to stay up past midnight w/o having to get up in 4 hours.
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20 years.... That's what I cal dedication! 
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I dunno if it's dedication... well... maybe that's what it is. Mostly though, I just don't know how to do anything else.
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I'm shooting for the sympathy tips.
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They gave me $90 and a plate of cookies this morning.
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Thanks. The scan didn't do it justice though.
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i don't think i have the balls to put my address and phone number on the internet.
ps - I'm adding that number to my drunk dialing list.
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There! Crack that code!
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I saw that I did that but, then I checked the others from the past and realized I've done it before. What's the worst that could happen? Santa Claus? It's good to
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100% stupid isn't bad, but the mustache would look bad, heh
Anyhow, very cool image, and the facial fluff fits Ralph quite nicely
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Well, actually, Ralph looks funny with a mustache but if I drew him with it, it'd make the picture too confusing.
Thanks!
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Damn, THAT long? I would've snapped after a couple of years... 8*o~
If only a paper carried good news some of the time, though...
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I'm still snappin'.
I don't think this paper ever had news in it.
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I only stayed because of my contract
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I stayed because I liked having money.
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Sure. This morning I got $90 in tips and a plate of cookies.
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