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PhreakyKiwi β€” {Shower Besties} Denmark x Reader
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Published: 2015-07-20 04:44:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 33903; Favourites: 372; Downloads: 0
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So! My first One shot and it's almost crack. Literally this just popped into my head. I don't know why.

Anyway. Here we go!
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(Y/n)- Your name
(F/c)- Favorite cereal
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(Reader POV)

I walked down the stares into the living room of my house, stumbling here and there. I slowly made my way to the kitchen for breakfast, tuning out the chaos of my roommates.

I live in a huge house with five other people, all males and surprisingly its not all awkward or weird. I'm best friends with all of them but on in particular that I've grown very, very close to.

I entered the kitchen and watched for a moment, the craziness that is this house.

My Norwegian roommate Lukas, was sitting at the kitchen bar with a dark aura around him and his bed head while he sipped his coffee. I decided not to talk to him in the morning.

Tino, my Finnish friend was also drinking coffee but was ready to go to work. He was happily chatting with Berwald, the tall imitating Swedish man in the house. Berwald was just hovering around Tino watching him with a straight face.

Emil, the cute little Icelandic boy. He just a cutie pie! He just sat in the corner avoiding the stare Lukas was embedding into his skin.

Then there was Mathias, my best Danish friend. He was laughing like crazy while eating eggs sitting next to Lukas. Mathis and I are the best of friends. We do everything together. I mean EVERYTHING. We sleep in the same bed (sometimes), share utensils, SHARE TOOTHBRUSHES!!! Just joking.

The other guys know that we are amazing friends but they don't understand how close we are. I mean, if Mathias jumps off a bridge, I go with him.

"Morning guys..." I mumbled as I walked over to the fridge to get milk for cereal. I grabbed the carton and opened the pantry. I grabbed (F/c)and a bowl and walked over to sit on the other side of Lukas.

"Good morning (Y/n)!" Tino called.

"(Y/N)!!" Mathias yelled, eggs falling out of his mouth, landing in his lap.

"Morning moron." I said, a little smirk on my face.

"Damn Dane, don't talk with food in your mouth." Lukas mumbled angrily.

I smiled and yawned again. I poured my cereal and milk and slowly at it, kinda listening to what conversations were happening. Once I finished I let out one more yawn and put my bowl in the sink.

"I'm gonna go take a shower," I began to walk out, "you commin moron?" I asked stretching.

I heard many things happen at once. I heard the sound out someone spewing coffee, the sound of a cup being dropped and Mathias replying with a casual; "Yup."

I turned around in confusion.

Lukas was staring at me with wide eyes, his cup on the ground in pieces. Tino had coffee running down his chin while he stared at me with a bewildered look. Berwald looked surprised but didn't show much more emotion. Iceland was the only one that didn't look surprised at all.

After a long silence I said something. "what's wrong..?"

"I-I didn't know you guys were dating!" Tino exclaimed wiping his chin.

Mathias stood up and walked over to me and I turned to leave with him but not before I replied. "We're not."

I heard another cup hit the ground.

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Mathias and I chatted as we entered the bathroom. He shut the door and faced the wall I turned the other way also as we stripped. I started the shower and waited for it to warm up.

"Hey Mathias, why do they think it's weird we do everything together?" I asked.

"Probably cause your a girl and I'm a guy." He said from behind me.

"Hm."

I stuck my hand in the water and realized it was warm. I stepped in and waited for Mathias to get in.

He stepped in and smiled.

I smiled back. "Don't forget the rules!" I said grabbing the shampoo bottle and squirting it into my hand.

"Yeah yeah yeah I know. No looking or touching below the collar bone." He said with a smile.

I reached up and smeared the shampoo into his hair. I worked the soap into his crazy hair, oblivious to him staring at my face the whole time.

When I stopped, only then did I realize it. "What's wrong?" I asked tilting my head to the side. He shook his head, little bits of soap flying everywhere.

"Just admiring how beautiful you are." He said.

"Oh okay." I said rinsing my hand off, then what he had said sent in. "Wait what?!" I said quickly looking back up at him.

He look a step closer. "(Y/n), I know we're best friends and I really hope that this doesn't end badly and you hate me an-" I cut his nervous blabbering off, a heavy blush covering my face.

"I-I like you too!" I blurted out. He stared at me for a moment.

"Uh what I was going to say was I borrowed your toothbrush and dropped it in the toilet." He said scratching the back of his neck.

The cute blush on my face turned into an angered blush and. "W-what?!?!" I screeched, furious. I turned around hiding my face in my hands.

I suddenly felt him wrap his arms around my waist and pull me into him.

"I was just screwing around. I love you (Y/n)."

I looked up out of my hands, that cute embarrassed blush back.

I turned in his grip to look up at him. "Good cause now I can do this." I reached up and pulled his face down to my lips, connecting mine to his.

Best friends do mean everything, don't they.

~~Extended ending~~

Tino, Lukas, and Berwald had their ears pressed to the bathroom door, listening carefuly. Emil was just standing behind them.

"Common you guys! They aren't gonna do anything bad-"

"Shhh!" Tino shushed.

"Mathias." They heard from inside the bathroom.

"Yeah?"

"Did you really drop my toothbrush in the toilet?"

"Hehehe what...?"

"You did didn't you."

"N-no!"

"No more showering with me for a week."

"What?!"

~~Fin~~

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Comments: 49

creppymemes [2020-05-03 14:21:15 +0000 UTC]

I hope we wore socks so it was a full fledged no hetero moment

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ramendoodles526 In reply to creppymemes [2020-05-06 05:08:04 +0000 UTC]

im just gonna sit here and laugh my ass off real fastΒ 

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Agevery18 [2018-02-24 04:28:52 +0000 UTC]

I love how Reader was just like, β€œI’m taking a shower. You coming?” and everyone’s reactions.Β  Β 

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BethHatesSand [2017-07-16 22:02:15 +0000 UTC]

My cousin was looking after her niece and she went "Who's my best friend?" And the baby went "Uncle Dean!" Her husband XD

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MeridaHofferson [2016-10-04 06:26:23 +0000 UTC]

OMY-LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


XD I died at the cup dropping and coffe spitting part. Reader said it so casually, like:"hey, wanna take a bath with me?"
XD

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ninjicons In reply to MeridaHofferson [2017-03-24 22:00:42 +0000 UTC]

Me too i was like:
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MeridaHofferson In reply to ninjicons [2017-04-06 16:58:11 +0000 UTC]

#LOL

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BerlinVanBeethooven [2016-08-21 04:32:03 +0000 UTC]

I DEID XDDDDDDDDDDDΒ Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β 

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geekyraven [2016-05-28 11:48:58 +0000 UTC]

Reader said no more showering.
But what about baths?

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KaidIsProbablyBored [2016-05-18 00:58:52 +0000 UTC]

Mi dios... Why do I feel like me and my best friend would do shit like this minus the confessions?

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fmageek77 In reply to KaidIsProbablyBored [2016-06-09 13:19:00 +0000 UTC]

Me and my bestfriend actually do shit like this... -_-'

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KaidIsProbablyBored In reply to fmageek77 [2016-06-24 04:53:53 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU

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Aircakes [2016-02-10 04:11:41 +0000 UTC]

I'm DYING!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ This is like amazing and amusing at the same time!
IT IS ALOMST AS AWESOME AS PRUSSIA(Prussia: DAMN STRAIGHT) AND IS TOTALLY METTATON MAJESTIC(your not going to get that one)

Also, reader-chan, if Matthias tries to jump off a bridge, at least TRY to save him before jumping off!Β 

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Crazykillerwolf [2015-12-26 09:35:17 +0000 UTC]

No more showers but kissing will do and then a little this and then we lay on that then we do hehehe.... NO WAIT WHAT!!?

*in the corner scolding myself*

By the way this is like me and my best friend Raymond we lottery do everything's ng in this story (except the dating and kissing in the shower)

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IzzySenpai [2015-12-14 22:06:53 +0000 UTC]

Lel No more MathiasΒ Β 

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Kate-Seacliff [2015-12-02 00:16:55 +0000 UTC]

Lovely story, kære. That's how me and a couple of my friends are. My friend Madison and I sleep in the same bed when I go over to her house, both of us sleep in just our underwear most of the time. My friend Jessica and I eat each others' food at lunch. Literally, if she has pizza, I will pull it right out her mouth and start eating it. Then, my friend Jake and I could literally play strip poker and not react when one of us finally got naked. Beautiful story kære.

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PhreakyKiwi In reply to Kate-Seacliff [2015-12-04 06:13:06 +0000 UTC]

That's the best type of relationship to have with a person! Thank you so much by the way, Im so happy you enjoyed. <3

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Kate-Seacliff In reply to PhreakyKiwi [2015-12-06 04:01:45 +0000 UTC]

:3 Of course I enjoyed. It's an awesome(Prussia: Not as awesome as me!) story!

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GirlyDino [2015-11-18 03:14:56 +0000 UTC]

The first part kind of reminded me of one of my friends. Our logic is,
"We saw each other naked when we were little kids because we didn't care back then, so there's nothing to hide anymore."
Yeah, as I'm writing that I'm realising how weird it must sound...

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PhreakyKiwi In reply to GirlyDino [2015-11-22 07:19:42 +0000 UTC]

Haha no I understand! XD

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LILYPAD1000 [2015-11-07 06:57:58 +0000 UTC]

XD

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SukajiGingaWolf [2015-10-26 01:35:08 +0000 UTC]

That was good, I couldn't help bursting out in laughter~

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PhreakyKiwi In reply to SukajiGingaWolf [2015-10-28 05:47:12 +0000 UTC]

Hehe I'm very glad! Thank you so much!

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aphcrazyfangirl [2015-10-18 13:37:39 +0000 UTC]

I can't stop laughing

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PhreakyKiwi In reply to aphcrazyfangirl [2015-10-20 04:47:23 +0000 UTC]

Im glad I could make you laugh! ^.^

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Bunzabab [2015-10-04 19:41:21 +0000 UTC]

Interesting ending XD

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PhreakyKiwi In reply to Bunzabab [2015-10-11 18:49:31 +0000 UTC]

Hehe Thank you

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strikewolf666 [2015-09-27 15:27:09 +0000 UTC]

awesomley cute

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PhreakyKiwi In reply to strikewolf666 [2015-09-29 00:08:17 +0000 UTC]

Awe thank you so much!!!

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strikewolf666 In reply to PhreakyKiwi [2015-09-29 16:43:03 +0000 UTC]

^_^

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Th3Insanity [2015-08-24 22:10:38 +0000 UTC]

OMG THIS IS THE BEST FANFIC I READ I READ ALL DAY!!
having a shower buddy sounds nice too

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PhreakyKiwi In reply to Th3Insanity [2015-08-26 16:02:58 +0000 UTC]

Ahh thank you so much! It means so much!!

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YESsenpainoticedme [2015-08-22 10:10:15 +0000 UTC]

'no more showering with me for a week'

sTRAIGHT TO THE HEART. :'D

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Bunnygoblin [2015-08-22 00:09:44 +0000 UTC]

Having a shower buddy sounds nice....

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PhreakyKiwi In reply to Bunnygoblin [2015-08-22 05:48:40 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, especially if that buddy is a special Dane!

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Bunnygoblin In reply to PhreakyKiwi [2015-08-22 19:09:43 +0000 UTC]

Yep. Maybe Canada tho....

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Nevermoremist [2015-07-23 20:46:11 +0000 UTC]

That last bit was hilarious lol

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PhreakyKiwi In reply to Nevermoremist [2015-07-23 21:49:08 +0000 UTC]

Haha thank you! I hoped so! <3

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Nevermoremist In reply to PhreakyKiwi [2015-07-23 22:48:50 +0000 UTC]

Np the punishment for dropping the toothbrush was quite appropriate but I would given a harsher one lol

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PhreakyKiwi In reply to Nevermoremist [2015-07-24 02:29:33 +0000 UTC]

HahaΒ Β 

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Nevermoremist In reply to PhreakyKiwi [2015-07-25 14:32:20 +0000 UTC]

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zheawesomeotaku [2015-07-23 05:07:53 +0000 UTC]

Awww how cute!

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PhreakyKiwi In reply to zheawesomeotaku [2015-07-23 20:12:50 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! <3

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imapop13 [2015-07-23 01:09:14 +0000 UTC]

Denmark and Reader-chans; doing everything together. Literally.


And sooo CUUUTTTTEEEE! :3

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PhreakyKiwi In reply to imapop13 [2015-07-23 20:12:38 +0000 UTC]

Haha thank you so much!!! <3

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imapop13 In reply to PhreakyKiwi [2015-07-23 21:08:33 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome

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jeffarnette [2015-07-23 00:31:01 +0000 UTC]

I love this, it's great.

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PhreakyKiwi In reply to jeffarnette [2015-07-23 20:12:18 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much!!! <3

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jeffarnette In reply to PhreakyKiwi [2015-08-15 02:39:11 +0000 UTC]

No problem!

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