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Pika-la-Cynique — GND192 - Monster Hunters, Postscript
Published: 2012-07-11 15:29:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 66172; Favourites: 1049; Downloads: 441
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'Cos there's no school like old school, when it comes to monster slaying. Unfortunately, swimming all the way from 11th century Scandinavia gets you in half-dozen pages too late.This idea was sparked by some bright cookie in comments to the Monster Hunter arc - sing out for credit. I accidentally deleted a backlog of comments I meant to respond to.
You might notice that, fatally, Sarah has developed some minor resistance to Distracted by the Bulge pants dangly bitsSexy and just about masters the art of maintaining eye contact against all odds.
And I've just realized this is the THIRD time poor Sarah has been exposed to Full Frontal Male Nudity, and none of it has been Jareth's. SulkingGlowering material for His Nibs indeed.
and this is a hurried and a silly one because I am le busy again.
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This is a work of fanart and solely intended for shits and giggles. Not mine, not making money from it.
Christine [Phantom of the Opera] (c) Leroux and Webber
Sarah [Labyrinth] (c) Lucas, Froud, Henson; Connelly&Bowie
Beowulf [2007 CG movie version] (c) Zemeckis, Avary, Gaiman, Paramount Pictures/WB
Dread Creature of the Cave of Caerbannock, aka Bunny (c) Monty Python
Based on the original Roommates comic by *AsheRhyder
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Comments: 414
LOL. Best use of Beowulf EVAR!
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"Best use of Beowulf EVAR!" (italics mine)
Sorry, had to emphasize it, because it gave me a new mental image. I'll fight off Nanny Ogg, Marsha, AND Frankie.
Nekkid, ancient warrior? Yes, please.
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Oh dear, that would be scary... Run Beowulf! It's not safe here!!
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PHFT!! Ah Beowolf, I like the story, but never the movie. >>;
And yeah, a bit too late for the job. LOL XD
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Ohmygod that film was GODAWFUL but this is so brilliant. I love you.
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Well....if the gals from the sushi restaurant are still staking out the apartment building, they got an eyefull.
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Somebody should warn Legolas that Cheryl may be vulnerable...
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I hope I'm not the only one that caught the Monty Python credit. Mr. B should really cover up in case the bunny with teeth decides to take him on.
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pffft 
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Dude. 
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cant say id blame sarah if she looked
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Haha! I love how Christine just covers her face like nopenopenope. The entire naked fight scene was ridiculous and Angelina Jolie monster was sooo inaccurate. This movie was truly horrendous. Just.... bad. And made from a pretty sketchy book already, that is really an achievement by Hollywood's quickly falling standards. I'd gladly rather spend two hours reading your comics than go see some stupid remake.
Also, Sarah is totally learning applicable life skills from her association with Jareth. She can completely ignore the nekkid man's nekkidness in order to tell him to go the heck away. I believe that is enough reason for him to stick around. Forever. And ever.
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As patchily ridiculous and kinda off that whole movie may be... You kinda dissed both Tolkien and Gaiman there (and a pretty nifty CG dragon). No nerdcookie for you. ^^
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Sorry if that offends you, but I just cannot abide that movie. I will admit that part of the reason for that is because studying Beowulf in high school was awful. My teacher pretty much wanted to have an affair with half the characters in the book. I meant no disrespect to either, especially Tolkien.
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I think this might be my fault... *Puss in Boots look* I have shamed myself....
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Ahahahahaha. Good on you then. May I credit you and publicize your shame to all readers?
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I love how Sarah is all 'somehow this is normal' and Christine is peeking but trying not to.
They have also inspired me to get a little picnic like thing going on and go read outside.
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Woot massive amounts of manliness lol
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Going around nekkid with that rabbit around? Not a good idea me thinks! Run Beowulf, RUN!
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And yet Christine still can't keep her eyes from drifting in that generally southward direction Hilarious extra, Pika! Great job!
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I did notice that Sarah was unlike Chris managing to keep her eyes... where they theoretically should be.
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All I can envision now is Beowulf taking on the Bunny. That would be epic!
*Can only hear Gerard Butler's Beowulf in head*
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Gerards Beowulf was awesome! Still inaccurate but better than the angelina monster XD
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Bwaghahahahaha! A dripping wet, naked Norse mythological hero shows up on their lawn... Just another Wednesday isn't it? *sips coffee*
I love Wednesday.
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If I could 'like' this comment, I would.
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Ironic that Book!Beowulf wins a swimming contest because he was wearing a full set of armor. Not a criticism, just an observation of a part of the original I always found hilarious.
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Yup in the poem he wore armor but the stupid CGI version had to go and change everything and make him naked when he fights the monster in the hall.
Pika, Thank you for poking fun at that adaptation of Beowolf, you just made my Wednesday
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I figured she was making fun of the movie from his accent, but was only sure about Jolie's nakedness in the movie. From now on, I'll just assume everyone in the movie was naked, all the time.
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Yeah that accent was pretty terrible. LOL!!! Well that wouldn't be to far from the truth. Beowolf was getting a lot more action in that movie than he ever did in the poem.
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Ahahaha! AMAZING.
And I didn't notice the Dread Creature till I got to the credits and went back up, but now all I can imagine is Bunny v. Beowulf: Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
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hahahahaha...I love Sarah, the past to panels have placed her at the top of my heroine list. Awesome fun!
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Oh, that was a hoot!!!!! Bless Sarah and Christine! Can't wait for the next page, this was brill as always!
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Beowulf, you had a Longship AND a seamonster, and lets not forget your winterfling and the draconic spawn of doom that was produced, would it have hurt you too much to have used one of those for transportation? you never were depicted as exceptionally bright.
that aside: awesome to see Beowulf in GnD, great film based on an awesome legend (why Hollywood don't make more movies based on Norse mythologyis beyond me, our culture bloody rocks) Tolkin was an expert on it and used it when writing the Hobbit, a fact that only adds to it's epicness
hope that next week will show the guys noticing him in the vicinity and trying to evict him haha
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this made my day!!
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Somebody get that man a drink and a magic glittery poof back to Geatland! Tell him Hrothgar could use his help or something XDXDXD
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Sarah, that is a VERY good trait to have, keeping eye contact while talking to a naked man. Kudos.
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A necessary trait when your prime antagonist is the Goblin King.
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Yeah, I bet it really gets under Jareth's skin, ha!
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On reflection, Sarah has been exposed to three naked men now and none of them Jareth. He's bound to feel antsy.
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"Sarah, there are far too many strange men who feel entitled to burst into your bedroom uninvited..."
"What an interesting point you've made there, Your Royal Tightness, let me tell you a little story about a pot and a kettle."
XD
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"What's your point? I look dashing and sexily sinister in black..."
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