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Pika-la-Cynique β GND192 - Monster Hunters, Postscript
Published: 2012-07-11 15:29:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 66172; Favourites: 1049; Downloads: 441
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'Cos there's no school like old school, when it comes to monster slaying. Unfortunately, swimming all the way from 11th century Scandinavia gets you in half-dozen pages too late.This idea was sparked by some bright cookie in comments to the Monster Hunter arc - sing out for credit. I accidentally deleted a backlog of comments I meant to respond to.
You might notice that, fatally, Sarah has developed some minor resistance to Distracted by the Bulge pants dangly bitsSexy and just about masters the art of maintaining eye contact against all odds.
And I've just realized this is the THIRD time poor Sarah has been exposed to Full Frontal Male Nudity, and none of it has been Jareth's. SulkingGlowering material for His Nibs indeed.
and this is a hurried and a silly one because I am le busy again.
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This is a work of fanart and solely intended for shits and giggles. Not mine, not making money from it.
Christine [Phantom of the Opera] (c) Leroux and Webber
Sarah [Labyrinth] (c) Lucas, Froud, Henson; Connelly&Bowie
Beowulf [2007 CG movie version] (c) Zemeckis, Avary, Gaiman, Paramount Pictures/WB
Dread Creature of the Cave of Caerbannock, aka Bunny (c) Monty Python
Based on the original Roommates comic by *AsheRhyder
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Comments: 414
MUST HAVE THIS LINE!!
*sigh* The down-side in re-reading is that it encourages future plot-bunnies. So I'm developing a skill in wrangling the plot bunnies. Mayhaps I can work this into a GND-spin-in-progress.
Hmmm... :thinking:
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"and glitter." Never underestimate the glitter.
Oooh... tragic plot twist. Sarah develops a MAJOR allergy (or is it psychological aversion?) to glitter.
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Oooooh 
It took me a moment to notice the pixellation...
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Where are Frank or Marsha when you need them??
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In Sarah's mind: 'Maintain Eye Contact! Maintain Eye Contact! Don't Fucking Look Down!'
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Even in thumbnail form, the expressions on Sarah and Christine's faces are EPIC!
Also GND200 is approaching!(Just noticed that...)
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Hahahah, oh god. This really amused my inner medievalist <3 My external SRS BSNS one, however, is kind of on holiday. Ne veux pas, indeed...
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Oh man, I had almost forgotten about that bit from Beowulf. Thanks for reminding me XD
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Awwe, poor Beowulf. I hope they're going to at least offer him a cup of tea (and many a towel or something) before he swims back.
Is he by any chance Jareths Great godson twice removed or something?
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Not Beowulf. Grendel's Mother, however, may have some distant relation to Jadis...
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Any chance 'Wulf will meet Jadis's horned boy friend when looking for monsters?
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hahaha! i love Christine's reaction!
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And provides a new challenge for Jareth. Some day.
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AAHHH! I remember reading Beowulf. Can't wait for more!
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XDDD This made me laugh. Granted, your comics usually do, but this was just perfect.
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... How bad is it that I picked up on the bunny in the first panel before I caught it in the credits, and went, "BUNNY VS BEOWULF YES"?
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Now that would be epic. Though I can't help but imagine the fight ending rather abruptly when certain dangly bits (cause Beowulf simply does not do clothes, evah) encounter bunny teeth and goes the way of the carrot. Can't decide between sympathetic wince or sadistic laugh if such an eventuality were to take place (never did care much for RayWulf, after all) ...
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I think, if I never get round to drawing it, that Sweeney hires Beowulf as a personal trainer/chewtoy for Bunny. They have epic fights every Thursday evening in the woods behind the Building. Then Beowulf goes quaffing with Nanny Ogg, gets dead drunk from underestimating Scumble, every time, and Frankie happily picks up the pieces so to say. Or sometimes Crowley leaves the passed-out Wulfie naked face down outside the local Catholic nursing school, which is totally a good deed technically but gets all his Carnal Tempting sorted out for a month.
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If only we were allowed to favorite comments the way we can posts. Because this - this deserves it.
And this is why Classical heroes are the best. They're both ripped AND naked.
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Oh Pika, you amazing person you, would it be weird to say that I'd like to marry that brilliantly devious mind of yours? Your comment played out for me in full Technicolor, surround sound, the whole shebang, and it was glorious ... especially Crowley corrupting the nurses
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Please please PLEASE let that happen!!
Also, I think that Sarah has enough traumatizing images to stem off those shared dreams with Jareth for a good bit, don't you? XD LOL, "bits"~
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Oh, I don't know, our supremely sneaky King has proven that he's quite adept with dreams so far, so I think he'd find a way to get past any and all obstacles, traumatizing or not. And the step from unfortunate visions of dangly bits to certain *ahem* enhancing trousers isn't all that far, so somewhat risquΓ© dreams aren't all that unthinkable (and no, that's certainly not my own obsession talking).
I admit, I might be a wee bit damaged from all the more or less brilliant romances I've slogged through over the years, but I find euphemisms highly amusing
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Huh. I guess they DO have another bloodthirsty myffical man-killing monster hanging around for Wulf to grapple with. Good point.
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If you are still all over the Building-verse Troping, I wouldn't say that my brand new 'Not Distracted by the Sexy' entry is quite correct - Sarah is kinda blushing like anything at first...
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Ehh... I wrote that entry too prematurely it seems (In my defense: I was mutitasking.)
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You REALLY don't have to update near simultaneously!
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I'm finally done with the "Terrible Interviewees Montage" trope. (It took a whole lot of searching what this late to the job page can be 
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Well done, though - that "too late" cracked me up.
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So it was worth all that time!
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If I don't I forget half of what I wanted to write. :/
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Enter Jareth and Erik in three... two...
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I was thinking where is Javert? Indecent exposure anyone? Poor Chris....
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At least Erik was always well dressed...
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naturally -w-
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Now I have a mental image of a naked medieval warrior/hero/monster killer, tighed up with rope and covered in glitter. Thanks.
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oh no...now the image is in my mind as well.... >.<
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You can try to wash it out, but you can NEVER get rid of all the glitter
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hahahahahhaha
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that's somebody's fetish.
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A certain Goblin King? (Goblin King, where ever you may be...)
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