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vivid-legend In reply to PonyTatsujin [2017-03-21 06:55:33 +0000 UTC]

Toasters.

I can never toast my bread in the morning time without burning it!

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PonyTatsujin In reply to vivid-legend [2017-03-21 06:57:24 +0000 UTC]

And even then, it doesn't come out looking toasted half the damn time!

Like what's the point of a toaster if all I get is burnt bread or crinchy-ass bread?! IT'S BULLSHIT!!

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vivid-legend In reply to PonyTatsujin [2017-03-22 03:14:24 +0000 UTC]

I might as well use the bread to wipe my ass with, the toilet paper in more valuable.

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PonyTatsujin In reply to vivid-legend [2017-03-22 03:27:36 +0000 UTC]

KNOW WHAT ELSE IS BULLSHIT?! Rain. Like why is it that sometimes it rains when I'm inside, or it rains super hard when I'm outside without a fucking hoodie on?! Like Jesus Christ let me get an umbrella or some shit before you piss all over me, God!

(That one I just made up and it's happened to me so often, I can safely say it's BUUUUUUUUUUUULLSHIT!!)

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