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PART I (of II)PART II
HOLY CATS EDIT- Hi everybody! Thank you for taking the time to read my silly comic! I can't tell you how excited I am to read all your comments and I really appreciate you taking the time to visit my little DA corner of the internet!
I feel I need to point out that Dark of the Moon WAS waaaaaay better than Revenge of the Fallen, and this comic is really a reaction to my frustrations with the series as a whole. That said, I do look forward to the eventual reboot, and hope it has a little more heart and a lot less Michael Bay!
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It's movie night in Ponyville. Doctor Whoof, Derpy, Pinkie, and Applejack decide to take in the latest summer blockbuster. Tragedy ensues.
The moral of this story? Friends don't let Time Ponies go see Transformers 3. EVER.
Seriously, Michael Bay makes me cry. He is a very, very bad man and I pray to Vector Sigma, Optimus Prime, and the Holy Matrix that Hasbro never allows him within 20 parsecs of a Transformers film ever again.
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No, he just used the Apollo Luna landing as a cover-up to hide an alien invasion.
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Is that a reference to something?
Does the alien have memory erasing powers, or something?
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Yes, the Silent aliens in Doctow Who simply delete themselves from the memory the moment they are not in sight.
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Sadly, we're going to get a Transformers 5...........and a crossover with G.I. Joe!
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Too bad he's making a 4th Transformers movie, if you weren't already aware of it: io9.com/in-transformers-4-michβ¦
Seriously, though. This generation really does mark the Transformers' age of extinction. We can only hope that he doesn't get his grubby, boob-molesting mitts on the pony franchise.
By the way, this is my reaction to Bay's inevitable existence:Β Β to the power ofΒ to the power ofΒ to the power of Β to the power of Β to the power ofΒ Β to the power of infinity. Trust me, that's a SHITTON of rage to have welled up inside your body.
EDIT: In fact, I'm going to make a Micheal Bay Hate Group right now.
Another Edit: Done! I'm putting both pages of this comic in my new group! You can check it out of you like: micheal-bay-haters.deviantart.β¦
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SI-Wait what was I gonna say? It was something important.
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Uh... What's with the marks on your hands?...
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We should probably leave the building
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What pretty looking angel statues...
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I suggest that you don't blink
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so derpys uncule is the worst movie maker ever ...explans derps iq then
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Gotta love Transfarmers... or Transformares... or however you want to say it... andYes, Michael Bay is a very, very, very bad man.
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Uh, dude, what they hay is th-Β
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What was I gonna say?
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And then Pinkie Pie made Transformers noises in Equestria Girls and everyone was had a nice day the end.
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Fun fact: Pinkie Pie had a cameo appearance in the first Transformers movie.
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wait.....wat? where?! (I wasn't a brony the last time I watched that movie...Β )
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nX0IWβ¦
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G3 Pinkie Pie... I did not just see that.
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I refuse to believe!
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You're absolutely right! Mind...blown.
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I saw something in the background but I forget what it was!
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Where did all of these hashmarks on my arms come from!?! Am I keeping score? Who's winning?
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"Sssilence Wiiill Faaalll! I Waaant to Waaatch thiiis Mooovieee!!"
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"Uncle Michael" if only that were true. It would explain so much.
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don't worry, hopefully he will never touch one of our childhood favourites agai... (reads he's doing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but their aliens now)........
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!
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Derpy's related to Bay? That... Actually makes sense.
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Finally! Some one else who finds his movies atrocious. I don't understand why this man is still allowed to make movies at all. What the hell is "Battleship" anyway? It looks like just another CGI explosion
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Tell me about it. -_-;;;
I mean, racial placement, offensive female leads, dumb sexual jokes and mindless action aside, there's not much left for him to work with....atleast, as far as he knows. Freakin' moron.
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The silence can't be here! I must warn the doc- what was I talking about?
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Actually...Paramount literally just hired him to do Number 4 (which is a direct sequel to DotM, not a reboot) and personally wanted him to do it...so yeah. And honestly, though the guy is a moron, I don't think anyone else could direct a movie like Transformers and have it be as epic (except maybe James Cameron, but I doubt he would do it). All Bay needs is a person that is willing to help him focus on a story that balances out his need for action and explosions and good storytelling and it would be fine. But who knows, we all have opinions, I'm not going to bash yours. We can all be friends.
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Heheh! For a second there, I thought Lyra's smile was a cheek bulge, as if she had eaten some of the flowers BonBon had given her. Which totally makes sense, of course.
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AAANNNDDD, he already signed a deal to make transformers 4...
should I even bother to check it out?
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