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Plankhead — It's Football, not 'Soccer'
Published: 2006-04-07 02:14:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 9246; Favourites: 111; Downloads: 52
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Yeah, you bloody Americans.Wait, I am American. Fuck. Oh well.
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Yeah, and elevator not lift...
To set things straight, I'd call it "thing that takes you up and down the building thing"...
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I don't have much of a problem with calling it an elevator. My issue with "soccer" is that the only reason the word exists is because Americans already invented their own kind of "football," which, as the great John Cleese said, is actually rugby which involves "stopping for a rest every twenty seconds [and] wearing full kevlar
body armour like nancies."
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I agree. Stupid Americans.
Aw, shit. I'm American too. Can't win, can we?
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You're not American. You just live here.
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Ah. So, what am I then, huh?
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You're British. Trust me. You just seem really British to me.
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I. . . Seem British. Well, I've never heard that one before.
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Wooooooooooo..... I'm glad there's a stamp for this...
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Yes. The world needs it.
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lol
and we actually call it Futbol from where i'm from
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Si, pero necesitamos llamarlo este en ingles tambien.
That was probably broken Spanish.
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yeah it is but we just call it like that hehe
but "soccer"... how come they call football like that
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Because those damn Americans were a bunch of pansies and decided to add padding and body armor to rugby. And they called it football. So they needed a name for that other football.
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heheh well we came first :-P thats unfair
why dont they call it soccer? or just leave it rugby
lol
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'Cause it's not the fuck rugby nor soccer!
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