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Me: I think there is some misunderstanding, Hagra. I know about the no pinching rule, and I wasn't going to. And I don't think it's just your butt that's cute. I think you are, too. Also, I know that you're a real monster, Hagra, and not a girl in a costume. But, despite being a human, I find that kinda hot.
Hagra: *blushes*
Me: And to be honest, I think humans are the real monsters in the world. I mean, has a Horrorland Horror ever killed another Horrorland Horror?
Hagra: Uh... no. Not as far as I am aware.
Me: Humans kill each other all the time.
Hagra: Is that so?
Me: They don't just kill each other. They also hunt animals to extinction. The rich humans bully the poor humans. The worst are that Disney Corporation. Disney was great once, but now... Well, the less said the better. Humans can't even have opinions anymore without somebody getting offended and trying to ruin that person's life.
Hagra: Oh dear.
Me: Compared to the modern day woman, I think I'd rather date a monster girl like you. In fact, I'd love to be a Horrorland Horror. So what do you say, Hagra Horror? Could you bear to date a human? I promise to respect your no pinching rule.
Hagra: This is so sudden. I don't even know you all that well, and you don't know much about me.
Me: We've got all day to talk and get to know each other if you are interested.
Hagra: I think this might be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Sorry about that long fanfiction I made there. I like the character of Hagra Horror and wish you would draw more of her.
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Hate to break it to ya, madame, but I don't think the sign is going to stop people. XD
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