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Ploffoff — Poison ou Poisson

Published: 2006-10-26 16:58:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 266; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 1
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Description "They bite and inject their fish into the victim"........................
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HEY, THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!!

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Today in french class, I was reading some random facts about some random animals. I wanted to finish all the questions quick so that I perhaps could leave earlier. As a result of my hasty reading I got myself a minor shock. I read the text shown in the drawing above.
"Hey! Sarah, this can't be right. Look" I shouted to my teacher, who was standing right across the classroom, helping Elli.
"Since when do snakes injects fish into their...- " Then it hit me.
"Yes?" Sarah said.
"Nothing..." I said and looked down in my book, and my brain told me I was stupid! The text said "POISON" not "POISSON". The 's' makes the difference between poison ( = poison) and poisson ( = fish )

Personally, I think that sometimes, I'm a real pain in my own ass!

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Yeah, the snake on the drawing is injecting its fish into an elephants foot. It's showed in X-ray.
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Comments: 18

KleinesKuhlesRutt [2007-03-05 20:56:25 +0000 UTC]

Omg, that's the funniest thing I've ever read/saw lool XD". Omg, injecting FISH into the victim? Awesome XD. Arrrgh I haven't laughed like that in days u_u.
Sorry..*cough*
Don't worry, I make mistakes like that all the time. I didn't even know that mordent mean bite, I thought it mean to murder or something.. So I would've said in means:
"They murder and inject their fishes into the victim"
...Omg, now I feel stupid XD.

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Ploffoff In reply to KleinesKuhlesRutt [2007-03-06 06:18:31 +0000 UTC]

Don't feel stupid. Feel whacko instead I do it all the time

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KleinesKuhlesRutt In reply to Ploffoff [2007-03-06 13:20:40 +0000 UTC]

Me too.. But the thing that really bugs me about this is, that my french teacher always looks at me as if I'd be some strange alien thing when I translate things like that..ohh, cruel world T^T.

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Ploffoff In reply to KleinesKuhlesRutt [2007-03-08 19:04:59 +0000 UTC]

My teacher just tells me to stop being funny and grow up instead

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KleinesKuhlesRutt In reply to Ploffoff [2007-03-08 19:07:31 +0000 UTC]

So he thinks you're not serious? That happens aaall the time with my teachers. They think sometimes that I'm making jokes or something..oh well u__u.

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Ploffoff In reply to KleinesKuhlesRutt [2007-03-08 19:14:16 +0000 UTC]

I try to be funny all the time, so I guess she assumes I'm trying to be that when I'm translating too

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Ploffoff In reply to KleinesKuhlesRutt [2007-03-08 19:14:10 +0000 UTC]

I try to be funny all the time, so I guess she assumes I'm trying to be that when I'm translating too

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KleinesKuhlesRutt In reply to Ploffoff [2007-03-08 19:20:37 +0000 UTC]

Well, I guess any teacher would think that way if someone said that snakes try to inject fishes into their victim XD.

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Ploffoff In reply to KleinesKuhlesRutt [2007-03-08 19:52:35 +0000 UTC]

Not if I was a teacher. I would feel sorry for the poor kid

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KleinesKuhlesRutt In reply to Ploffoff [2007-03-08 19:55:11 +0000 UTC]

You would? I would kick him and hang a detention shield on his forehead..muahahaha!
Okay, no, buut..XD.

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Ploffoff In reply to KleinesKuhlesRutt [2007-03-08 19:56:15 +0000 UTC]

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KleinesKuhlesRutt In reply to Ploffoff [2007-03-08 19:59:41 +0000 UTC]

I hate students anyway.. you wouldn't understand why. Have you ever been kicked down the stairs XD?

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Ploffoff In reply to KleinesKuhlesRutt [2007-03-08 20:19:48 +0000 UTC]

No, but I've been bullied since I was six years old, so yeah, I know what it's like to hate students.

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KleinesKuhlesRutt In reply to Ploffoff [2007-03-08 20:35:33 +0000 UTC]

I'm happy for you that it's over. It's terrible to be bullied anyway. I was bullied since err..that whole crap I'm in right now started T^T.

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Ploffoff In reply to KleinesKuhlesRutt [2007-03-08 23:44:27 +0000 UTC]

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KleinesKuhlesRutt In reply to Ploffoff [2007-03-09 14:03:10 +0000 UTC]

Urrghhh.. I was depressed yesterday sorry for writing that crap. Soo where were we? Oh, hating students..errr.. I HATE students XD.

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Ploffoff In reply to KleinesKuhlesRutt [2007-03-09 18:26:57 +0000 UTC]

Me too But only the stupid ones.

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KleinesKuhlesRutt In reply to Ploffoff [2007-03-09 18:32:37 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I mean the stupid ones too. Of course I like..a few XD.

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