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Pomponorium — Dragon Age: Origins Meme
Published: 2009-11-30 19:28:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 12518; Favourites: 59; Downloads: 72
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Being an elf sucks, being a mage sucks again and being an elf mage double sucks because everyone hates you for no apparent reasons and just listen to those bastards and how they treat you...eww an elf...Maker a wannabe abomination, Andraste preserves us all.I hated Morrigan and all those party members who were acting like complete jerks, exactly how I wanted to be XD. I had no other option but to help everyone and show them that I, as a mage and elf can be such a nice person, although I hardly impressed anyone...and I was always broke, refusing to sell the junk I was collecting...who knows, they might come in handy.
Need I say more about that pig-rabbit-sphinx cat thing?
Saddly, I chose Anora as queen after I was dumped and humiliated in front of the entire party once I made Alistair king...racism. I love saving my games
I have to take my dog for a walk, don't I and Alistair, how can I leave him behind? And just listen to Shale and Alistair socialize, it's so nice having them with you.
What can I say...I think they kind of move a lot in that game, I am merely giving them a break by freezing them...aham.
Paralyze them, throw all your most powerful spells and watch, maybe hit them with your staff from time to time.
That was really one big tree.
All those achievements can't unlock themselves on their own XD
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Yeah, I also hate the fact that humans enslaved the elves and they treat them like inferior garbage. Wouldn't be cooler if there was a world where only, I mean ONLY elves live and no sign of humans at all? Would you agree? I know you would because you also love elves.
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Only old people play old school games.
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If they are the cliche elves that live long, live in trees and do nothing all day but be hippies, then it's hell of boring. But if they're backstabbing jerks like dark elves, then that is interesting
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Actually I mean elves that have very different cultures and different skins (similar to TES) like light blue, orange, green and so on, and they live on different climates such as deserts, jungles, frozen lands and underground. I even imaginated that they have their developed and besieged city sorrounded by a large forest and they defend it by hiding themselves to the trees from the forest so that no suspicious invader or monster notice them and that the elves can track them down. About backstabbing jerks (like you said) can work too.
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Only old people play old school games.
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When I saw her holding the staff and the Lamppost in Winter comment I thought of the staff you could find in Awakenings, and then Alistair licking it >.<
Entertaining though. I gotta say though, I hate being a mage. They seem awesome in theory, but I just never found enjoyment in it. I love being a rogue elf, though. Everytime someones makes a racist comment, I prove them wrong by helping everyone and giving money to the poor, and then I prove them all right by secretly stealing the money back. Yay!
What I'm getti g at is that I loved your meme, and you are awesome. Done!
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is you staff really so blue or you just draw it that way?
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I made it blue but ingame it's white, it radiates ice or something, lol.
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oh ok I know shis staff. XD
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I SHOULD have made a damn mage... I would have chosen the arcane warrior specialization so I could fight like a warrior. I used the reaver and templar specializations on my warrior though!
I always used Shale, Wynne, and either the dog or Sten for my group. I gotta have my healer!!
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Alistair will reject you if you're an elf? (ohshitno I'm a rouge/elf)
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I love Alistairs armor
Ps: @7 is so why mages are op
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For the armour you need one of the DLC.
Mages are powerful if you play them well and don't have them drop dead but the spells are just amazing if you're also a party killer XD
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you draw cute nugs. In romantic intrest I realy like how you drew the picture. Very nice
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He he, nugs are weird and weirder with that kind of name.
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lol yes they are. They look like furless rabbits.
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I didn't find yet the sexy dress your chara wears on the pannel two! It's a funny meme ^^
And your girl is pretty ^^
But I think be mage is fun, cause you can intimidate a lot of people!
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The sexy dress you can find it in the korcari wilds the chasind trail.
Thank you and yeah, mages are real fun but they die a lot and consume mana like crazy.
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Ah, thanks a lot! ^^
My mage does not die a lot (probably because of her deterity and constitution thaht I increase lol)
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