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The only thing LEGENDARY about the Titanic is the incompetence of the people running the shit and the massive loss of life that resulted from it. Yes, I know it was the first massive cruise ship, but that's besides the point. Plus, I don't particularly care about movies involving a real tragedy where they shoehorn some bullshit love story. You have Beauty & The Trail Of Tears (aka Disney's POCAHONTAS), the Lenny DiCaprio Titanic movie...and the three animated movies that piggybacked off of it. You have Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor, which had a hackneyed love story in it. Are we going to have a MIDDLE PASSAGE love story? A HOLOCAUST love story? How about a 9/11 love story? CHERNOBYL love story? Maybe a love story based on one of the many SCHOOL SHOOTINGS? Knowing the people running Hollyweird, I wouldn't put any of that past them.

Okay...rant over.

Anyway...This well-STACKED singer was supposed to be the lead singer of the band that played as the Titanic went down...even though the actual band on the Titanic had no female lead singer. And I'm pretty sure no one was singing songs like this in 1912. But hey...when your story also includes talking animals and a rapping dog, any semblance of historical accuracy is pretty much SHOT from the get-go. But the girl is a looker, so something had to be done.

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The only thing LEGENDARY about the Titanic is the incompetence of the people running the shit and the massive loss of life that resulted from it. Yes, I know it was the first massive cruise ship, but that's besides the point. Plus, I don't particularly care about movies involving a real tragedy where they shoehorn some bullshit love story. You have Beauty & The Trail Of Tears (aka Disney's POCAHONTAS), the Lenny DiCaprio Titanic movie...and the three animated movies that piggybacked off of it. You have Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor, which had a hackneyed love story in it. Are we going to have a MIDDLE PASSAGE love story? A HOLOCAUST love story? How about a 9/11 love story? CHERNOBYL love story? Maybe a love story based on one of the many SCHOOL SHOOTINGS? Knowing the people running Hollyweird, I wouldn't put any of that past them.

Okay...rant over.

Anyway...This well-STACKED singer was supposed to be the lead singer of the band that played as the Titanic went down...even though the actual band on the Titanic had no female lead singer. And I'm pretty sure no one was singing songs like this in 1912. But hey...when your story also includes talking animals and a rapping dog, any semblance of historical accuracy is pretty much SHOT from the get-go. But the girl is a looker, so something had to be done.