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I need to teach myself German, because this language is badass.-Sorry been busy lately, but pulled another quick one. The dating tutorials is not done, just felt like doing something on the side. The next tutorial is actually done, I just have to make it.
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I'm learning German from a close friend. ^^ He has taught me many ways to say "I love you". I get the kissing part. VERY cute!~
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ich leibe du, i think... i dont know, im in my first year, in my first 5 1/2 months at school
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"Ich liebe dich" would be correct
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oooh, so close. i almost had it.
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Keep on learning, german is hard I guess, but you'll make it...
Well, I gotta talk, I'm born with it, that's not fair, is it?
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its very fair, you're bilingual, after all...
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Well not realy, I had to learn english and just a year ago I sucked at it pretty bad.
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To put all the modesty aside... I know.
In school, I already know all the "knew" english verbs, we're supposed to learn.
I guess it's thanks to the internet. I often browse english sites and you could say I teached it myself.
Okay, gimme back my modesty.
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*hands over modesty*
You taught it to yourself? I should browse german sites! it seems like a great idea!
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Well, you do need some background of cause, so you can figure out other words. And gramma is something you can't teach yourself I think.
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well i do have a german class every weekday, so i do know some words
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nice?
Mind to give me some? just to say, what you can do.
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um... okay... For a while we learned the der, die, and das, and conjugation for ich, du, ihr, and others, so that took allot of time, and i realize that in different parts of germany, different words are said in different ways, but i know:
Meine Lehrerin- Frau Jhonson, The alphabet, the numbers,
Guten Tag, Tag, Hallo, Guten Morgen und Guten Abend, Grüss dich, Auf Wiedersehen, tschüss, tschau, bis dann, bis später
Ich heisse Lindsay (in class i am Ilsa) Wie heisst du?
Wie alt bist du? Ich bin veirzehn Jahre alt. (ABER NäCHSTEN FFREITAG WERDE ICH FÜNFZEHN!!!) Der Mann, der Junge, Die Frau, Das Mädchen,
Deutschland
Wo Wohnst du? (woher kommst du?)
Ich komme aus New Jersey.
Was machst du in deiner Freizeit? ich spiele Karten gern in Meiner Freizeit, aber ich finde Schach spielen macht keinen Spass. (ich weiss sporte, und instrumente) Hast du ach andere Interessen?
wohnen, kommen, spielen, machen, schwimimmen, horen, sein, finden, haben
(i know alot of activities)
immer, sehr oft, manch mal, zelten, nie.
Besser, stimmt (ich auch), stimmt nicht,
Die Jahreszieiten- im Frühling, im Sommer, Im Herbst, im Winter
Tage der Woche- Montag - Freitag (dann das Wochenende)
Ich wohne weit von nier / in der nähe, in einen Vorort, In der Zuerststrasse.
Meine Familie: Oma (grossmutter), Opa (grossvater), Mutti (mutter), Vati (vater), Onkel, Tante, die kusine und der Cousin, die nichte, der neffe, die schwester, der bruder, der hund, die katze.
möchten- essen, trinken. (ich weiss ein bisschen)
bitte, danke, bitte- sehr, schön, vielen.
die Farben- hell/dunkel
Die Augen, eine Brille, kontakt linsen--- die Haare, lang, kurz keine, glatt, locking
nett, gemein, schön, hübsch, hässlich, freundlich, lustig, intelligent, interessant, langweilig, blöd, Ich bin sehr komisch.
auch, aber, und, nicht, zu
Meine Zimmer und ich weiss ein bisschen Möbel. (un)bequem, alt, neu
gross, klien, toll, spitze, kaputt.
Ich weiss die Fächer, ich habe Englisch, sport, technik, Welt Geschichte, Mathe, pause/informatik, Welt Bio, und Deutsch dies Jahre.
Haus aufgabe. -__-" >:c
Deutsch ist meine Leiblingsfächer.
leicht, schuer...
um, bloss, am, das Zeugnis, Die Note, zuerst, dann, danach, zuletzt, gut, schade, so ein pech, so ein mist.
Ich weiss die schulsachen- (kuli, farbstift... ect.)
Kaufe, preiswert, billig, leuer, hier, da, dort, dort druben, hinten, entschuldigung
Tragen, die klamotten (ich weiss viele Worte für klamotten) sie gefällt mir (gefallen) Der Rock sieht schick aus, und passt prima!
weit, eng, bekommen, (Verkäufer--->
aussehen, anziehen, an probiren, nehmen.
Kindergarten (this word is english AND german!)
grundschule, hauptschule, berufschule, realschule, fachoberschule, gymnasium, uni, (auch, die Schule hat / haben Sie zu?)
wollen, gehen
Wohin gehen wir? (was Machen wir?)
ich will in ein Cafe gehen und Eis/pizza essen. Ihr wollt in eine disko (rockkonzert) gehen und tanzen (musik hören). Film sehen ins eine Kino.
Wie geht's? (wie geht es dir?)
Es geht mir prima, sehr gut, gut- danke, nicht schlect, halb-halb, solala, es geht, nicht so gut, schlect, sehr schlect, miserabel, Es könnte besser gehen. Und dir?
Wann-
nach der schule, am abend, am wochenende, am morgen, am Nachmittag.
Wie spät ist es? (wie veil uhr ist es?)=
1 uhr 30, 13 uhr 30, 30 nach 1, 30 vor 2, halb 2.
(6 uhr 15) viertel nach 6, dreiviertel vor 7
and thats what ive learned so far... in 6 and one half months
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Puh, nicht schlecht.
I knew about the Kindergarten-Thing it's the same with Butterbrot and, uhm,there was another one... But we germans already use a lot of english aswell. German is a dying language...
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at least you have culture... amerika is just where the rejects of other countries go to have mean, ugly children
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as sad is it is, that's true.
And America even considers itself the greatest country on earth...
I don't know much about culture but we do have Goethe and Schiller.
I likje Shakespears, I believe, he's british.
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very true. In germany everyone seems quiet and nice. At my high school everyone yells all the time and everyone plots on how to raise their own popularity and lower everyone elses. alot of these people are sluts, too. its common to be made fun of weekly or even daily without even knowing.
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It's the same way here, germans aren't any better, that's just how humans are, they don't want to feel good, they want to feel better. They can have problems to their knees, it wouldn't bother them if the next has problems to the neck. (Took that one from the comedian Dieter Nuhr)
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ooh! a comedy! i love comedy, i listen to it all the time, i should look up Dieter Nuhr
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well, he is realy awesome, but don't expect to understand much, he is talking on a certain level I believe is rather advanced german lesson level.
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well.... i would know every time he said ich or Eis essen or something XD
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He's talking about many different things and plays a few games with the german language like when he talks about (uhm...) those stones on the graveyard (forgot) Ah, yes, tombstones. ^^
I think... Did you know there is an american superhero who's name is Tombstone?
Whatever, Nuhr says, that the words on a tombstone should rather make the mood better (that sentence sucked), but I can't give you any english exsample right now... But it is realy funny.
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XD he does sound funny! i dont keep track of superheros though, so i dont know about a tombstone one.
this guy reminds me of an american comic named Demetri Martin. He is really funny, and does mini drawings and skits
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Do you know Brian Regan?
That's one awesome guy.
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YES!
I love his "snowcone" bit, which of his have you listened to?
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Oh I watched his act in the Improv, I know his knewest show "Epitome of Hyperbole" and one from the 70's (I think) "What's wrong with the Regan Boy" and other single skits like "Little League"(It's in "What's wrong with the Regan Boy" too but I like the newer version better) or, one of my favorites, "Walkie Talkie".
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you've seen his newest shows too? where did you find them? Youtube .com?
I love all of those too! he's a very funny guy!!
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Yup, youtube...
"What's that, soldier?"
"Oh that's a new commonucation-device, that allows our troups to talk effectively while they're on the field."
"What's it called?"
"Walkie-Talkie! Look general I'm walky and I'm talky."
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XD!
i don't know if this will make scene to you, but i love Mitch Hedburg's "canal smarts"
"In Venice, They don't have streets, they have canals. We have to keep kids of the canals." (keep kids off the street is a saying for keep kids from doing bad things) "in Venice, if your not book-smart, You're canal-smart." (book-smart is a saying to describe a great student, while street-smart would be someone who knew their way around the world... generally, if you wanted to give a complement to someone, you could choose either one of those sayings)
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What do you think about Dane Cook?
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im skeptical about whether or not he steals jokes...
even if he doesnt make his own jokes though, hes very good at telling them, so yes, i think hes funny
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Well, I now a few other comedians, but my favorites are Brian Regan and Dieter Nuhr.
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^__^
my favorite comedy to listen to is either old stuff or very new stuff that not many people have heard
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I prefer anything good I haven't heared, no metter what time it was.
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well, what kind of foods do you like the best?
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Oh that changes from time to time, actually I'm not a fan of any kind of food...
But if I had a favorite it'd have to be:
Rice with white meat in a curry-cream-sauce... Did I forget something? Oh yes, with... Well, I can't find the word, but it's a fruit related to pumpkins and cucumbers...
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My favorite type of food is rice too! I like boiled white rice with butter and allot of salt. what does the fruit look like, or, what is it called in german?
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In german it's called Zukini and it alomst looks like a cucumber...
The strange thing is... I hate rice. The curry gives it the taste.
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i love plain rice.
is it a zucchini? or a pickle?
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Zucchini I guess, a pickle is something else.
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okay, i wasnt sure, thay both look like long green foods
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What I do like is Pizza... Pizza Margeritha.
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I love pizza too!
i don't know what Pizza Margeritha is though...
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Margeritha is simply Pizza, only tomato sauce and cheese, nothing else...
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thats the only kind that i like, also.
by the way, what type of school do you go to?
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Hmm, our school systems are probably different...
I go to a school called "Gemeinschaftsschule". Before it had been two seperate schools ("Realschule" and "Hauptschule"). I'm in the 10th grade, that's the last one... but afterwards I want to go to a Gymnasium (does NOT have anything to do with a regular gym) where I can... dunno, learn even more...
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yea, our teacher explained how the schools are diferent. I go to a High School, and i used to go to a Middle School and an Elementary School, but these schools are also called Junior High and Grade Schools in certain parts of the country.
So does that mean that you work with your hands alot?
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Uhm, no... Nothing like that. Actually, why do you ask that?
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