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Published: 2011-02-14 07:20:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 22428; Favourites: 290; Downloads: 527
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This poster was made BEFORE the game release. Like February 14 so I really just made this for any Duke Nukem fans. This poster does not reflect my opinion and if I had to choose who will win in a fight, logically Kratos. Why? It's not because of his skills with the Blades of Exile more like the powers and weapons he obtained during his quest for vengeance. He has the Blade of Olympus and the power to electrify anyone. That and he is pretty resistant so if he got hit by the powers of Zeus and lived? I think he can survive a bullet.Then again I haven’t played Duke Nukem so I wouldn’t know what kind of weapons and powers he uses so I could be wrong.
It’s kinda like a Mario v.s Sonic situation, you never really know
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I still love Kratos but after God of War 3 (How the HELL did that game not win Action game of the year?!
) I don't think we'll be seeing a lot of the 'God of War' series as much any more. 
But that's why Duke Nukem is coming back and just in time!
Now here's something to think about!
Who will win in a fight: Kratos or Duke Nukem?
If you are a Duke Nukem fan then you'll probably like these videos I found off of youtube:
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Duke Nukem (c) 2K Games
Kratos (c) Santa Monica Studios
(I mention his name quite a few times so I think I have to put a disclaimer
)The games is out NOW so tell what you think about it?
Does it suck like the reviewers say it does?
Does it Freaking kick-ass?
Or is it a meh kind of game?
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Comments: 227
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Now I have flashbacks of how disappointing 2011 was. Duke Nukem Forever being so heavily flawed did not help.
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Duke: "You may be the 'god of war,' but I'm the 'god of the babes.'
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つHAIL TO THE KING༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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And this is why you wait until the game is released before you jump to such conclusions. And now that is out,Duke Nukem has gone back to the vault where he belongs. I hate Kratos but between the two,at least God Of War came out when it was suppose to.
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Duke Nukem Forever so wasn't the comeback of the King we've all been hoping for...
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From makin' tighty whities cool to just plain stupid. Why not just make him do seppuku back then. He would've 'n should've died the bad ass he was.
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I liked this game a lot. Got it for $3-$5 at gamestop and I think I was worth it
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I stand by what I said; This is not a good game. Do you want proof?
I recently came across a copy priced at $3. I am not kidding.
In fact, you'd be better off buying the previous games, such as Zero Hour. That one is actually fun to play, and doesn't focus on how "badass" Duke is.
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It is an awesome game. More less, I figure those down votes and poor reviews are from gamers who would like to think that all games must be perfect to their standards, or else it will get a bad rap and no one will want to play.
DO NOT LISTEN TO ZHEM.
Play it!
c:
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I never played either game but I've seen gameplays and know the story for each game, Kratos for the win.
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Duke Nukem Forever is an awesome game. You get your old school hero back, same voice, a few new lines maybe, but he's all the same. The looks of his weapons just scream awesome (I have to admit, I liked the old devastator better, but the new one is fine).
Now what you hear about it is regenerating health, linear maps, only two weapons, etc. but it really just doesn't matter. This game never wanted to be the best FPS ever, with the highest rankings.
The game's strength is bringing this badass, called Duke Nukem back from the past, guns blazing, and insulting other games on the fly, kicking alien butt, and hitting up chicks.
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DNF is decent, good game. Yeah, I mean it! But unfortunately many people thinks that it has to be a legend or something... That is a main reason of so many hate from everywhere. Personally I blame fot this 3D-Realms. All this hate should fall only on them.
For those, who don't play: don't listen anyone and play by yourself. Only this can allow you to judge about it.
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I thought it was awful.
Why the hell can you only carry two guns at once? Duke is supposed to be a walking armory. Kind of like Ratchet, only without fur and not bite-sized.
Speaking of small sizes, with all the steroids Duke has taken, his "Balls of Steel" have probably shrunk to "Peanuts of Steel".
Furthermore, the gameplay felt like a Halo ripoff. Hoards of aliens, regenerating "shield", only two weapons at once, enemy is hell-bent on wiping out humanity...Plus, dissing Master Chief's armor was not cool.
But the final nail in the coffin was the exploding pregnant ladies. I got so disgusted, I shut the game off and sold it back for Muramasa: The Demon Blade.
Duke Nukem has been a complete joke ever since Duke Nukem Forever first stalled. Now that it finally came out, I think he would've been better off if he stayed dead.
Oh, and Duke's enormous ego made me hate his guts.
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Dukes ego is what defines in duke nukem 2 he wrote called why I'm so great
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It's one thing to have an ego. It's another to not be able to back it up.
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Oh believe he can back it up beating alien single handed means he can
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I'm talking about Duke Nukem Forever itself. It was promised to be the greatest FPS ever made, more than a decade ago. John Romero kept scrapping it and starting over with newer and newer engines until he ran out of money and had nothing to show for it. When someone else finally released it, it had boring level design, cringey jokes, and gameplay that wasn't even like the Duke Nukem of old. The mod of Duke Nukem 3D (the REAL Duke Nukem Forever), is a much better choice.
Besides, beating alien hordes single handedly is nothing special. Serious Sam does it, too.
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Duke would kill the shit out of Kratos. I don't care how powerful that angry neanderthal is, bullet to the head. Or freeze ray. Or shrink ray. Or expander, especially that one cause it's messy.
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Kratos would totally win. also, i'm pretty sure DN is a LOT dumber so he's the neanderthal.
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Bullet to the head. End of the fight.
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well, gods can't kill kratos so a damn bullet won't matter at all. DN is just an idiot on steroids so kratos (who is extremely strong and who has godly powers and weapons) can easily cut off his head.
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I'm sure you recall, as the Kratos fanboy that you obviously are, that at the beggining of Gow2 Kratos surrendered all of his godly power to the blade of olympus. So toss out that argument.
As for the bullet not mattering, please. Play any God of War game on the highest difficulty and watch how little damage Kratos can take before he dies.
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i'm not a fanboy, i just think he's much better than DN because he's not a complete idiot. 
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Act 1: Duke whips out the shrink ray.
Act 2: Duke shrinks Kratos.
Act 3: Duke stomps on Kratos.
End of the fight.
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let me correct that:
Act 2: Kratos parries the shrink ray back to DN.
Act 3: Kratos stomps on DN (or does something much more cruel).
End of the fight.
DN is only deadly because of his guns, Kratos is f*ckin' strong and deft.
(i'm not even a DN hater, i just think that Kratos is too mighty for DN)
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I totally agree, Kratos is awesome! A real badass!
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damn right he is. i've played every GoW on the hardest difficulty and it's just epic.
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"Yeah, but how do we make him go away? His latest game sucked"
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A lot of people. The constant loading screens, the bad framerate, the blurry textures, the 2 weapon limit...the fucking turret sequences, the bad 1st person platforming...
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All this because you played the console version. (I guess)
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I have not played DN yet so I'll base the game on what reviewers had said and the comments post here and your comment is very back up, I like a lot
Now I'm getting a better idea of what the game is like. Some reviews just complain about the writting and for a game like Duke Nukem, I just wanted to know if it kicked ass like it said it would....
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"it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum..."
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Because he smokes a cigar and says ass a lot?
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It's mainly because he was based off of action movie icons like Arnold Scharzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Campbell ect.
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