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SparkyDood [2015-08-19 22:33:28 +0000 UTC]

Roy reminds of Awkward Zombie

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TayzeJacksonBell [2015-06-19 16:14:17 +0000 UTC]

What a kind of out of nowhere ship... but I can dig it...

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Fidens9 [2015-04-10 23:32:29 +0000 UTC]

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Dewani90 [2014-12-22 20:03:49 +0000 UTC]

come on, roy isn't that bad, he is the next best thing since Eliwood...

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CRT1000 [2013-05-28 19:52:53 +0000 UTC]

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FlyingLion76 [2012-11-09 01:39:10 +0000 UTC]

LOL Samus looks funny here

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RockSoybean [2012-02-26 04:45:16 +0000 UTC]

Meanwhile, at another table, Ridley sits with TWO dates. Ridley seems thrilled at seeing his long-time nemesis enduring what seems to be a bad date.

Ridley (translated): Well, well, well. How the shoe that was once on one foot is now being placed in the other foot. My greatest enemy, the wretched Samus Aran, is now subject to a type of pain that rivals what she habitually puts me through whenever we meet. How does it feel, unfortunate surrogate child of the Chozos, to be granted the so-called "beauty" that many claim to attribute to you, and to have one such person drive your senses to the ground, where you truly belong? Meanwhile, my ladies here...

Ridley pauses to realize that his dates, Starfire and M'gann M'orzz, are not paying attention to Ridely. Starfire is mesmerized by Roy, and Megan is looking in the distance.

Starfire: Oh my (insert Tamaranian deity), it's Roy from Super Smash Bros.!

Megan: Excuse me, Mr. Ridley, can I go back home? My boyfriend's coming back from a mission, and I don't think this sudden date's gonna make-HELLO MEGAN! This is an abduction, isn't it? Ooooh, when Conner sees this, he's gonna-

Ridley (translated again) (grabbing Megan by the wrists): You shall be quiet, niece of the Martian traitor J'onn J'onzz, or else I shall assume the patriarchal role and strike you upon the cheeks of your buttocks, which with my talons will make the execution most painful on your part, furthermore rendering your kind as the inferior gender not only here but in all societies across the universe! (translation of translation: Quiet, or Papa spank!) The same fate will be extolled upon you, Tameranian troq, if you do not desire my presence as well!

Starfire: I apologize, purple dragon-like creature who speaks like an Earth bird: I am unable to understand your incredibly thick Zebesian accent.

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TaylorKnetterArt [2012-02-02 22:39:33 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha this is great!Their expressions are perfect and the colors are great.

I personally think Roy and Samus would be purty fun.

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Dreamer-of-Magic [2012-01-02 19:52:03 +0000 UTC]

XD oh god..........LOL somehow im sure there would be awkwardness between her and marth..... but not as bad as roy XD

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JulesTheChaos [2011-10-31 10:17:29 +0000 UTC]

yeah a date with Marth would be much more funny i think

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Bar-Kun [2011-10-28 11:26:04 +0000 UTC]

roy: blah blah blah...
samus: why did i go out with him?
roy: blah blah blah...
samus: *powa suit!*
roy: *stoped talking*
*zero lazar!*
samus: now that its over... i wonder how cute the brawl newcomers will be?
*cell ring*
samus: hello?
peach: hi samus! i found someone PERFECT for you! his name is snake, he will be a brawl newcomer!
samus: is he annoying?
peach: mario said he is very quite
samus: is he in shape?
peach: yes! he is a comando solider
samus: it will better be a good date! i'm sure he doesn't want to end up like roy!
peach: what happend?
samus: i shut him up, forever!
peach: so that means...
samus:he is dead
peach: yay! no more gays!
and thats why roy is not in brawl and he will not be in any smash bros game

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RosalinasSoulmate [2011-10-15 02:49:12 +0000 UTC]

I can imagine most of Samus' dates go like this.
Either that or the guy stares at her bust the whole time

Poor woman

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Phoebe097 [2011-10-15 00:47:19 +0000 UTC]

D'awww poor Roy- he's gonna get a plasma beam to the face if he keeps that up

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Shinamaru-Kaito [2011-10-12 08:45:10 +0000 UTC]

Lmfao. Wow. I actually feel sorry for Roy in a way. XD

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IIKONATAOTAKUII [2011-09-29 18:44:14 +0000 UTC]

Don't choke now.
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Don't forget your sunBROCK.

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IIKONATAOTAKUII [2011-09-18 18:53:28 +0000 UTC]

AWWW... *wtf boom*

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ambarita [2011-09-16 13:03:04 +0000 UTC]

Nice job it seems that samus need a better date than roy

Roy talks so damm much so i think ike x samus is a great couple tho

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Sammy-KanjiKodomo [2011-08-30 03:06:12 +0000 UTC]

Run Samus, RUN! Before its too late....

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Rune33 [2011-04-17 00:19:17 +0000 UTC]

enjoying it she's probably thinkin of stabbing him with fork throw him in her ship and strand him in space to die lack of oxygen then ask marth out.

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MajorDbag [2011-03-26 00:14:38 +0000 UTC]

I've noticed that there seems to be a lot of pics with Samus getting shipped with characters from Smash Brothers; is that new or has it been going on before Smash brothers came out on Wii and I just didn't notice?

Did I mention that in another Samus pic? I can't remember.

Then again I have spent about 30 seconds looking for my Mp3 player only to realize it was in my mouth since I had put it there when putting on my jacket and shoes so yeah.

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BrizzleC [2011-03-14 19:57:57 +0000 UTC]

lol looks like shes about to stab him in the eye with a fork

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meonlyme1 [2011-03-12 03:42:57 +0000 UTC]

Samus(thinking): and its your last to

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theliekmudkipz [2011-02-27 15:59:55 +0000 UTC]

Oh Samus, you know you love him

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MarioLuigi25 [2011-02-18 01:59:45 +0000 UTC]

lol poor Samus .

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