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Published: 2011-07-23 02:42:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 1795; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 23
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Thanks for the game bro! wish I could think of a better joke, like something about the hub, or exploding lemons. Beard dirt? I guess I had this habit of splashing too much blue goo everywhere, but I don't know where to go with that. Anyway, I didn't even read the books he's quoting, I just read free sampler.Related content
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TapeDiggity [2011-10-16 22:07:00 +0000 UTC]
I'm so happy to see Atlas and P-Body in more flexible expressions. All that Aperture rigidity gets to me, you know?
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porkcow In reply to TapeDiggity [2011-10-17 23:56:18 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, they had to twitch and dance and glomp like crazy to make sense and have character at the same time.
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monozawa [2011-07-27 01:05:10 +0000 UTC]
Well I'm looking at this picture so I guess you did something right.
Also, I'm making that pic of Gaben into a reaction image.
LOL CANCER :3
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ILikePoniez [2011-07-25 00:34:25 +0000 UTC]
Could you upload a version of Gabe without the text, please?
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porkcow In reply to ILikePoniez [2011-07-25 00:42:48 +0000 UTC]
Alright. I was foolish enough to save the same PSD after merging layers, but I might have to do some more high def work on his hands and stuff anyway if I give him his own pic.
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lizerdspherex [2011-07-23 03:28:03 +0000 UTC]
Plank.....he's in the tank, with the man......
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porkcow In reply to lizerdspherex [2011-07-24 03:02:16 +0000 UTC]
There was a plank in the vending machine at work, true story.
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porkcow In reply to lizerdspherex [2011-07-25 00:52:19 +0000 UTC]
A piece of wood the size of a wallet available for purchase in the DOW break room snack machine. None of us knew what to think. Maybe they hire termites to test the corn for resistance, but then couldn't they just eat corn chips?
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typenameherelol [2011-07-23 03:22:00 +0000 UTC]
Oh Cave Johnson, you card. You're s'posed to be dead!
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porkcow In reply to typenameherelol [2011-07-24 03:15:16 +0000 UTC]
It's Gabe Newell's in-game troll-sona, Trench Jackson. He makes the same unfunny Ayn Rand joke at confused winners of the game, and destroys the rebuilder machine with C4 if they actually get it. Gabe did all the motion capture for the Trench and Plank.
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typenameherelol In reply to porkcow [2011-07-24 05:22:11 +0000 UTC]
Really? Cause all I could think of while you were explaining that was "Cave Johnson, Cave Johnson, Cave Johnson, Cave Johnson, Cave Johnson, Cave Johnson, Cave Johnson, Cave Johnson, Cave Johnson, Cave Johnson, Cave Johnson, Cave Johnson, Chuck Norris, Cave Johnson, Cave Johnson, Cave Johnson, Cave Johnson, Cave Johnson, Cave Johnson, Cave Johnson, Cave Johnson, Cave Johnson, John Madden."
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"Aeiou."
It's just so obvious that it's Cave Johnson who's come back from the dead to check on the progress of his facility by possessing the soul of the internet. Overexplaining that would be like feeding peanut butter to a dead elephant. It just isn't natural.
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porkcow In reply to Xiffatyn [2011-07-28 01:01:07 +0000 UTC]
His name is Atlas... and he is in a constant state of shrug... he shrugged... "ATLAS SHRUGGED", HAHAHAHAHA! HE'S ATLAS AND HE SHRUGGED, HAHA! LIKE THE BOOK! BWAHAHAHAH!
Okay, I'll grow a sense of humor now.
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Xiffatyn In reply to porkcow [2011-07-28 01:18:24 +0000 UTC]
No, no, that had me giggling a bit.
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