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Published: 2013-08-08 21:06:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 5260; Favourites: 43; Downloads: 45
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Oh i just LOVE to crush things beneath my hooves~Artist is
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Heheh, you're welcome.
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*a new bus comes and honks* dammit..
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*Stomps that one too*
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Hi can you remove this bus plz ?
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Well, this problem could easily be solved by a little help from a U.S. armored division.
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They can crush things pretty well too, since they weigh 70 tons
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Pff, i'd stomp them all flat.
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Ooohhhh, an Abrams? It would be a bit of a challenge, many inches of steel composite/Kevlar mesh & depleted uranium. Not to mention its 120 mm cannon wit armor piercing shells, if the crew was determined it would by the least feel like a pellet gun...
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Say that to my mile wide hoof.
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Put it this way, your more likely to end up destroying its treds and suspension and the main gun, but also just pushing it into the ground instead of crushing it completely. And give the crew a headache.
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Although, I guess it's irelivant since it's more likely I'd be driving a car, assuming you wouldn't mind 1 pathetic hatchback zooming past right?
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Im not really sure.
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Knowing my personality, flipping you off on the way by is likely.
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A platoon might even beat you. BECAUSE AMERICA.
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Me:*lands on her plot* how is she going to crush me
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*Shakes you off*
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*grabs the fur
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*Starts growing*
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This is not going to end well
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I said, get, off!
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*Niko Bellic Gets Out Of Turismo*
Hey, You Can't Do That In LC. The LCPD Are Coming Anyway.
Kill Everybody, I Think Your Doctor Needs To Give You More Medication.
Don't Even Try, I am Heavily Armed.
*Roman Calls*
Roman: Hey Niko, Let's Go Bowling.
Niko: Alright Roman, I Will Be There In A Minute.
*Hangs Up*
Now Get Out. Get Out Before Me And The Liberty City Police Department Have To Use Force.
*LCPD And NOOSE Arrive*
LC Cop: FREEZE! LCPD! *Points Shotgun*
NOoSE Cop: Nobody Screws With Us! *Points M4
Niko: Crap, I Got To Get Roman. *Walks To Turismo*
Don't Try Anything Funny Or I Will Throw A Molotov At Your Face.
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Hey! that was not nice! *steps out of my car nearby* What if there was someone inside?
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*Steps on your car*
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My... car.... *Looks at you angered* How could you! That was brand new... Och now you've done it! *I walk and punch your hoove*
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*Giggles* Do that again.
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Don't make me! *I hit your hoove one more time, as hard as I can*
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Heheh, feels good.
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what do you think, it's a massage? I'm fighting you!
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Oh, you wanna fight? Is that it?
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Yeah! It's time someone show you you're not in charge here! *punch once more*
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*Flicks you with my hoof, sending flying 15 feet down to street*
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*As I get up, I feel really dizzy. * Officer... have you written down the plates of that truck?...* Shaking my head I stand up, swaying side to side
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Still wanna fight?
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Yeah...*slowly walk toward you* let me just take a breath.... You know you can't win this!
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*Chuckles and sits down*
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Now I can reach higher than your hard hooves! *I run around you, and kick your butt as it's now reachable.*
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