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dallasgraham In reply to chubbypandaboy [2015-07-28 22:23:35 +0000 UTC]

for the love of f***ing god stop with the god damn spam, I wanna see peoples coments not WARNNG! a f***ing dick head has posted random shit for no apparent reason

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MothraLeo In reply to chubbypandaboy [2015-06-04 10:48:48 +0000 UTC]

Oh my God...oh my God! Every single time I see a commission by prisonsuit-rabbitman, you just have to post the same repugnant chain letter, over and over again about some bitch named Clarissa who came back as a ghost after being killed by the government! How stupid can you be with those chain letters! You want us to hear your warning and now I want you to hear MY warning:

If you are reading this, then this warning is for you. Every word of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get off the internet. Meet people in your community outside your house. Stop sending chain letters excessively to get attention. Do something meaningful for your life. Learn to make better decisions for yourself. Prove to yourself and to the people around you that you're truly alive. If you don't claim your humanity today, you WILL become a statistic for the rest of your pathetic life.

YOU HAVE BEEN EXPLICITLY WARNED!!!!!!

To make a long story short, I don't ever want to see your chain letters again!!!! Either you get a life or be a pathetic excuse for a human being!!!!

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Inflate-o-Max In reply to MothraLeo [2015-11-30 22:08:36 +0000 UTC]

Dang!  You go, MothraLeo!

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MothraLeo In reply to Inflate-o-Max [2015-12-02 01:58:22 +0000 UTC]

Agreed. Chain letters are the most pathetic excuses that some people who have the audacity to get attention. You can say that I learn important lessons from Fight Club.

Listen to people...Don't just wait for your turn to talk

We are victims of consumerism

Do something for someone else

Steer clear of major corporations

Seize the day

Do the thing that you always wanted to do

Accept things outside of your control

Challenge the status quo

Persistence is key

Not everyone is a winner

And the most important lesson ever:
Live your life.

You should check out Fight Club, and you'll see what I'm talking about.

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chubbyangelboy In reply to MothraLeo [2015-07-01 06:44:34 +0000 UTC]

Thumbs Up From Me For That Warning FINALY.

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MothraLeo In reply to chubbyangelboy [2015-07-05 12:43:30 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad someone understood my warning, which is inspired by Tyler Durden from Fight Club. I prefer following Mr. Tyler Durden's example than listening to some crappy chain letter.
I'm also inspired by the scene in Fight Club when Tyler takes a young store clerk behind the store and puts a gun (which turns out to be empty) to his head. He scares the shit out of the young guy, then he asks him what he wants to do with his life.  He ends up saying that he would like to be a veterinarian. Tyler then tells him he is keeping his license and he is going to check in on the young man: if he isn’t on his way to becoming a veterinarian in a few weeks…Tyler will kill him. A bit drastic agreed, but as Tyler Durden explains…”Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel’s life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.”

Me? I'm currently a dishwasher working at the Jefferson Hotel, and a volunteer crossing guard at a local daycare for infants and toddlers called A Blooming Child Petite Academy. That's the type of life I truly want to live...going in several directions at once.

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Fatkiri In reply to bee95lover [2021-09-21 13:39:48 +0000 UTC]

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IggyHazard In reply to MetalGrunt [2020-01-15 19:19:41 +0000 UTC]

I know exactly the best way to do it too. Get two of the largest size of Foof chairs (just do an image search to see how big they are). These will be the butt cheeks of the helpless pet foodslave. Then make a belly that's about the same size. The one that I made was filled with neatly folded comforters, dog beds, and body pillows. Regular large pillows for moobs (or boobs). Tie all of that together with king-size bed sheets. The way I did it was in two layers. I'd get one layer situated, then I'd tie it up in a bed sheet, then I'd do the other one, then I'd put them together and tie it all up in another bed sheet. I chose flesh-tone bed sheets for extra realism. Same for the Foof chairs. Once the whole thing was put together, the butt part of it alone filled the room from wall to wall and would have expanded out further than that! And the room was like 15 feet wide! I only ever did this alone, though.

The next step is to pump the helpless pet foodslave full of something that will make them feel stuffed and bloated and will make them extreme gassy once digested. The absolute best thing to use for this is sugar-free ice cream. The sugar substitoot (emphasis on "toot," heh) causes extreme bloating if consumed in mass quantities. Chocolate ice cream seems to maintain the best texture for this since it has to be melted down for easy chugging. Don't microwave it or it loses its luscious texture. If it has to melted down faster, use hot water. Otherwise, it's best to let it melt in the fridge for a day. It takes on the consistency of ultra-thick milkshake and won't cause brainfreeze. The best part is, once it's digested, it bloats the foodslave with embarrassing uncontrollable flatulence. The more the "victim" is massaged, the bigger they'll fart!

Yeah, I've got this down to a science, don't I? 

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Fatkiri In reply to rudolphsb9 [2021-09-21 13:40:08 +0000 UTC]

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MothraLeo In reply to rudolphsb9 [2015-04-03 20:32:58 +0000 UTC]

It'll be a good idea indeed.

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rudolphsb9 In reply to MothraLeo [2015-10-13 23:56:06 +0000 UTC]

Yep!

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Fatkiri In reply to JasmineCreates [2021-09-21 13:43:13 +0000 UTC]

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WolfgerLynel In reply to TomPendragon [2015-06-17 12:14:38 +0000 UTC]

I love this alot that I wish there was more XP

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