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"Can I go play football with my friends in the little buildings again today?""You mean that ruin from the war that Syria paid the Indian government to shrink and relocate in order to make room for new construction?"
"Um, I guess."
"Well, I suppose it's not hurting anything. Just be sure to wear shoes in case you step on any jagged metal or shrunken unexploded bombs."
"Of course! I'll be back before dark."
"I think you and your friends have already leveled more buildings in that city than the Assad regime. Of course it doesn't matter, as I'm sure the city was properly evacuated before they shrunk it."
"Um, I've never seen anyone living there."
"Of course not. And it's a good thing, because if there were anyone in that city, what a terrible little goddess of destruction you'd be to them."
"Ha ha. I'm going now."
