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The dried, crinkled, tissue-like skin of an unkempt youth strikes at a marked boulder; the spray-painted "X" now long since chipped away, with only slight remembrances of its past existence existing. His hair is oily and lustrous and brown and wintry. It's always winter on his scalp. His nickname is Dan Frost, mainly because Dan Druff didn't make sense.

Dan works in a mine. Dan is nineteen. Dan makes eleven dollars an hour and typically has a forty hour work week. Dan lives alone.

Except for the unicorn in his closet that he doesn't know about.

The gloriously chiseled unicorn who is notorious throughout the universe except on Earth.

He is guilty of raping people named Dan Frost.

With his rainbow penis.

He's always horny.

(Would you like a "snicker" bar with that pun?)

So anyway, Dan is on his way home when his buddies try to pressure him into going drinking. He laughs and tells them to fuck off; he has homework to do for a college he doesn't attend.

Did I mention that Dan isn't exactly sane? The unicorn is real though. So do not tremble with uneasiness, faithful reader; you will still have your fetish sated.

Dan opens the door to his apartment and unloads his gear before hopping into his shower.

It is now that the unicrapist strikes.

He unfurls his majestic cape of hallowed ancestry and comes out of the closet.

He clops his homosexually inclined hooves over to the bathroom door.

He slowly pushes his way into the steamy room.

He pounces.

But Dan Frost has prepared for this day his entire life, and already had secured his chastity butt-plug.

The unicrapist is flabbergasted, but doesn't give up--

He unsheathes his opalescent sword from somewhere and assumes a battle stance.

Dan Frost ties his druffy hair back and draws Excalibur.

Words are exchanged, but neither being can understand the other, so not many words are exchanged in the end.

And then they fight.

Paint is ripped from the walls as swords collide.

Wallpaper melts away as sparks react with the steam to create a miasma of hot steam.

Grunts and glottal stops abound as the stress of this fantastical fight strains the nexus of the universe.

Geronimo grabs the unicorn by his cock and tames him, however.

And then the battle is over.

The unicrapist has been apprehended.

But wait. What's this?

The unicrapist is actually Geronimo's father?

Tears are shed and hugs are exchanged and suddenly Dan Frost has two enemies to face.

What a twist.

Tune in next week to find out how much more of my repressed homosexuality I can express in words.

Description
The dried, crinkled, tissue-like skin of an unkempt youth strikes at a marked boulder; the spray-painted "X" now long since chipped away, with only slight remembrances of its past existence existing. His hair is oily and lustrous and brown and wintry. It's always winter on his scalp. His nickname is Dan Frost, mainly because Dan Druff didn't make sense.

Dan works in a mine. Dan is nineteen. Dan makes eleven dollars an hour and typically has a forty hour work week. Dan lives alone.

Except for the unicorn in his closet that he doesn't know about.

The gloriously chiseled unicorn who is notorious throughout the universe except on Earth.

He is guilty of raping people named Dan Frost.

With his rainbow penis.

He's always horny.

(Would you like a "snicker" bar with that pun?)

So anyway, Dan is on his way home when his buddies try to pressure him into going drinking. He laughs and tells them to fuck off; he has homework to do for a college he doesn't attend.

Did I mention that Dan isn't exactly sane? The unicorn is real though. So do not tremble with uneasiness, faithful reader; you will still have your fetish sated.

Dan opens the door to his apartment and unloads his gear before hopping into his shower.

It is now that the unicrapist strikes.

He unfurls his majestic cape of hallowed ancestry and comes out of the closet.

He clops his homosexually inclined hooves over to the bathroom door.

He slowly pushes his way into the steamy room.

He pounces.

But Dan Frost has prepared for this day his entire life, and already had secured his chastity butt-plug.

The unicrapist is flabbergasted, but doesn't give up--

He unsheathes his opalescent sword from somewhere and assumes a battle stance.

Dan Frost ties his druffy hair back and draws Excalibur.

Words are exchanged, but neither being can understand the other, so not many words are exchanged in the end.

And then they fight.

Paint is ripped from the walls as swords collide.

Wallpaper melts away as sparks react with the steam to create a miasma of hot steam.

Grunts and glottal stops abound as the stress of this fantastical fight strains the nexus of the universe.

Geronimo grabs the unicorn by his cock and tames him, however.

And then the battle is over.

The unicrapist has been apprehended.

But wait. What's this?

The unicrapist is actually Geronimo's father?

Tears are shed and hugs are exchanged and suddenly Dan Frost has two enemies to face.

What a twist.

Tune in next week to find out how much more of my repressed homosexuality I can express in words.