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Published: 2011-02-10 04:53:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 327; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 4
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I recently bought a tablet. I don't have carpal tunnel syndrome.This could have been accomplished with a mouse.
But I still love Zoro.
This took about 7-9 hours. I didn't count. Also, I know it's nothing great, but to me it's an accomplishment.
I learned more about anatomy doing pixel art than I have actually drawing. This is irksome.
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Thanks.
By the way, that story thing I promised you...I haven't forgotten.
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also happy birthday. I am late. I apologize.
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Canadians are just naturally slow; no need to apologize.
ZING
Thanks, though.
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Psh.
So. How's being old treating you?
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I get laid pretty much every night.
But oddly I always feel like I've been dreaming. And I can never find the girl again--her number is always gone from my phone.
And I still can't grow a beard. HOWEVER EVER, I can grow a semi-thick pedo stache.
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Interesting. Maybe it's a sign that our alien overlords secretly love you, and send you women everynight, no strings attached.
GOATEEE UP IN HEEYUH
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So you're into Scientology...? I think I might have to let a certain rogue organization not funded by any government directly speak to you in a dark and privet and isolated room in the mountains of Afghanistan.
I like goats. They give me cheese.
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That sounds nice. I've converted to the Protestant religion now. I've had eighteen children, all named Mark. And a lot of scotch... Doesn't taste like the ice cream, but I still drink it.
It's fuzzy.
they have balls the size of a football.
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I know a Mark.
And he drinks a lot too.
But he's not a Propistent.
Why do you know what goats testicles look like? Did it contribute to the children you have fathered? ;T
I'm so clever.
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My bad, he's one of mine.
proponent.
yes.
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I bet you can't go so far as decided to want go look more like.
PROSPERITY PROSPERITY PROSPERITY cried the little boy. Then he was mowed down by the machine gun fire of his father, folAd tHiler. His last memory was of the peanut butter and jello sandwich he had made three minutes prior...and how he would never get to taste its gelatinous heaven...
YOU SAY YES, I SAY TOMATO
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You're not a very good troll.
I want to get out of my life. I haven't decided what to do, or how to do anything. I need to get my shit in order. I need to stop just saying things at you. I own a horse.
So.
What do you think of the world?
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I'm not trolling. :<
I think I agree with you. I need a new life. I'm going to get serious about my writing. You own a horse, so you can pretty much do anything; ie. Porn, Equestrianism, Veterinary fraudulence (how hard can it be to fix a horse?), slave trading.
I think the world is full of different people who are unwilling to reconcile with the variety contained here on this truly magnanimous planet. TRULY.
Seriously though, you can do whatever you want. That isn't true, but saying "You can sort of do whatever you want" is kind of counter-productive. I could have been famous by now if I had set my mind to it, but I preferred to lazily languish in my pokemanz games and 4chan and why won't Krista love me.
I have to go pee. Philisophic--ally.
People would pay pennies upon pennies for my literary gold.
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Mhm.
I haven't gotten serious yet. I need to stop computering. Indeed. I actually could be a vet. I like animals.
You can do anything that matters, really.
WRITE UP, BITCH.
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We should both stop computering. But God damnit it's so easy to do.
You should become a vet, then. I don't know how it pays, but if you like animals it shouldn't matter.
I can? FFFFFUUUUU MY PARENTS HAVE LIED TO ME
Go read my new story. It's about unicrons and rapists and Native Americans. Tell me what you think, honestly, if you do read it. I don't know if I stop being so sexual.
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It really is. And Ash'd be pissed if I didn't.
I actually am thinking of being a programmer, maybe.
>O
Anything within reason.
Send it to me. I'm busy with 1984 for a book report.
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Y U SO LAZEE
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You can program? What language?
1984 is awesome book. Especially the sex. OH THE ULCER
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Don't know yet.
I'll read it later.
The sex is easily the least explained part.
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That was a weird game.
It kept telling me I chose the wrong name. I DIDN'T FUCKING CHOOSE THE WRONG NAME. MY TELEPATHY SAUD SO.
You have read it yet, no?
But sex is always the best part.
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There's like a million damn pages.
1984, yes. Your thing, no.
no.
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BUT.
Did you like 1984? Honestly?
I'm depressed. How does I life?
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Sort of. I have to read it again, I think.
Fucked if I know.
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I watched it all,
Disappointed,
Tried to nostalgia,
But my baby was aborted...
I've read it twice now. Or three times. I dunno. I remember enough to retell it to anyone and have it make sense. I always forget the names, except Winston and Mr. Charrington. Epic fight between gentlemen. Except Winston didn't fight.
Well, I've figured it out. Just let me call Candle Jack before I tell you. I forgot to let him know that I nee-
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Are you saying you failed to conceive?
And Charrington said nothing after Winston got taken away.
FREAKAZOIIIIIIIID.
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No. My wife fell out of an airplane and landed on a metal pole. The baby cushioned her fall. But it died. Nature aborted my babby.
BUT HE DID SAY THINGS BEFORE THEN
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Quite. Babies remind me of Dead Space now.
"You can live in my house." HIS LINES, SUMMED UP.
yuh.
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Babby, babby, babby, OHHHH
LIKE babby, babby, babby, OHHHH
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And such a nice summation, too. Isn't Mr. Charrington the sweetest old guy?
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lolk babby.
quite. Is it weird that I don't think that that world would be too terribly different from ours?
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DO WAY OUYR INSTAIN MOTHER
It wouldn't be. It isn't. We are all slaves to the aristocracy.
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She's back. And boy is she everything wrong with society.
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Who are we talking about?
I've lost track of my brain.
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