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Been watching a lotta ZIM recently. I just couldn't help myself. >M<

Invader Guz, AKA "Geeze" by his friendos, used to be an average Irken veterinarian/scientist, but after nearly getting his brains sucked out by a young yet monstrous Gaskueegasplorch, he resigned and decided to train to become an invader. You probably noticed the scar. Getting your mental innards sucked out requires a forceful incision from fangs, don'tcha know. Anyways, when he set out to be an invader, he wanted to attend Operation Impending Doom 1, but, according to a few Control Brains and the Almighty Tallest, "You should've tried harder." So he prepared himself for Impending Doom Two, just in case. Lo and behold, when he applied to be an invader, he was accepted. Not because of his gained experience, but because the Tallest were impressed by his growth spurt. His height wasn't as grand as Invader Spleen's, but he was in the ballpark. Anywho, he was assigned the planet Hurph, home of the gluttonous Hurgrunts. They were a primitive yet resourceful species, and their planet was rich in really useful minerals and such. So far, Guz has managed to blend in with the Hurgrunts, but he's still working on the world domination thing. You might've also noticed his lack of a SIR unit. Long story short, the Tallest didn't bring enough of the little robots to the Great Assigning, and they were too lazy to bother getting anymore, so they just gave Guz one of their infamous excuses. "Uh, nah, nah, you'll be fine without one," said Tallest Red. "Yeah, those Hurgrunts are dumb as bricks anyway," Tallest Purple commented. Guz did manage to find an outdated model lodged in a drifting asteroid though, so he decided to take it with him as a souvenir, then he nicknamed the little sucker after his favourite thing: "Popsicle." Did I mention he loves popsicles? (I might draw him when I feel like it.)

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Been watching a lotta ZIM recently. I just couldn't help myself. >M<

Invader Guz, AKA "Geeze" by his friendos, used to be an average Irken veterinarian/scientist, but after nearly getting his brains sucked out by a young yet monstrous Gaskueegasplorch, he resigned and decided to train to become an invader. You probably noticed the scar. Getting your mental innards sucked out requires a forceful incision from fangs, don'tcha know. Anyways, when he set out to be an invader, he wanted to attend Operation Impending Doom 1, but, according to a few Control Brains and the Almighty Tallest, "You should've tried harder." So he prepared himself for Impending Doom Two, just in case. Lo and behold, when he applied to be an invader, he was accepted. Not because of his gained experience, but because the Tallest were impressed by his growth spurt. His height wasn't as grand as Invader Spleen's, but he was in the ballpark. Anywho, he was assigned the planet Hurph, home of the gluttonous Hurgrunts. They were a primitive yet resourceful species, and their planet was rich in really useful minerals and such. So far, Guz has managed to blend in with the Hurgrunts, but he's still working on the world domination thing. You might've also noticed his lack of a SIR unit. Long story short, the Tallest didn't bring enough of the little robots to the Great Assigning, and they were too lazy to bother getting anymore, so they just gave Guz one of their infamous excuses. "Uh, nah, nah, you'll be fine without one," said Tallest Red. "Yeah, those Hurgrunts are dumb as bricks anyway," Tallest Purple commented. Guz did manage to find an outdated model lodged in a drifting asteroid though, so he decided to take it with him as a souvenir, then he nicknamed the little sucker after his favourite thing: "Popsicle." Did I mention he loves popsicles? (I might draw him when I feel like it.)