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Prosaic-Scriptor — If we were
Published: 2009-03-19 04:05:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 231; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 1
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If we were Sims,I wouldn't start off talking about interests.
I'd let the freakin' kitchen burn,
and then waste no time in
kissing you passionately.
Our relationship would skyrocket to
an unheard-of 400.
(because you love me)
If we were frogs,
I wouldn't need a mating call.
My bulging throat sack would
be enough to bring you to me,
and that would be that.
And there would be no hideous
croaking.
(because you love me)
If we went to Hogwarts,
I would be Draco,
and you would be Hermione.
I'd secretly love you,
and you'd loathe me not-so-secretly.
But my whiny ways would charm
you eventually.
(because you love me)
And if we were two species
that could in no possible way
mate with each other?
We'd find a way.
Because somehow,
someway, you looked at me
and loved me when I was
just a meaningless
little Orc,
and you were just a girl
trying to play WoW.
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Comments: 16
This is so awesome. Also, the comment right before me, about the time capsule? Pure genius.
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Haha, thanks. And Ralf is like that... genius.
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Sweet. It's rife with pop cultury goodness; my kinda thing.
Extra credit: Pop this into a time capsule and open it in 20 years. Show it to a random citizen. Note the puzzled look on their face.
BECAUSE THEY'RE ONE OF OUR NEW ALIEN OVERLORDS. Duh.
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Quite welcome, love.
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It has a wonderful modern twist, great job =]
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Orly? Thank you.
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Awesome poem, I like all the comparisons and hypothetical situations.
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