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The Xemnas Reports; Educating the masses about genital piercings since 2006! (AKA Google/Wiki Ampallang at your own risk XD )This is an somewhat unplanned follow up to Demyx's Sitar. So if you don't get this one, go read that comic. If you still don't get it... umm. Cookies?
Anyway, dunno what an Ampallang is? Well, I just gave it away, for the most part, in this description XD.
This comic was spawned thanks to Defilerwyrm. She left a comment on Demyx's Sitar about an Ampallang, and I just had to comic the idea XD. So, now we all know what the cross piece stands for on the '
And Lexaeus makes his first speaking appearance in the comic(he was rather fun to draw, too)! Roxas and Zexion are the only ones left, to get a big part now. Now since people send requests for certain characters to appear in the comics more, I must say: The org13 members I chose to appear in the comics are based primarily on two things. 1) I prefer writing for my favs - Xigbar and Xaldin - or those I can think of silly ideas for - like Marly and his thing for flowers. 2) The characters that haven't appeared often are the ones I don't really 'get', and therefore haven't thought of good ideas for them, short of random appearances.. like Lexaeus and Saix there. They're there because I simply felt like drawing them :3.
Now, I don't hate any of the characters to keep them out of my comics, but keep in mind there are thirteen characters, and that's alot to pay attention to XD.
CharactersΒ©Square Enix/Disney.
P.S Luxord was so playing Party Poker before studying the symbol X3.
P.P.S ......DurrrrrIdrewPENIS.
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Comments: 1304
PaleMoonCircusRussia [2017-02-23 02:12:33 +0000 UTC]
meh i was not fazed by the wiki thing or google i'm used to seeing pierced dicks and unpierced dicks in general i draw yaoi and hentai during my free time so i'm not really disturbed,what disturbs me though,is the pain the guys had to feel in order to get those piercing on their dicks.
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XSamuraiEdgeX [2016-06-30 12:51:44 +0000 UTC]
*gasp* first D's sitar, then the symbol! -dirty mind mood activated-
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SongbirdRebel [2014-12-05 00:03:48 +0000 UTC]
I honestly didn't need to be told twice on what an ampallang is, but the look on both Lexaeus' and Saix's faces are down right classic
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BriefCasey795 [2014-04-28 23:17:46 +0000 UTC]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IIPoS⦠My reaction to knowing what they were.
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FitariCaleer [2014-01-18 07:40:04 +0000 UTC]
God damn you curiosity and wanting to know what it was -.-!!!!!!
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ohshinigami [2014-01-08 12:50:08 +0000 UTC]
I googled it and oh, shit. Why did I do that.
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peachyqueen8 [2014-01-06 06:04:10 +0000 UTC]
Im afraid to know it is, so I'm not going to look it up. Also I love their faces
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MagicalAkariChan [2013-11-22 04:08:00 +0000 UTC]
I Googled it once. I am now looking for any trace of innocence I have left.
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Sophie-Lou93 [2013-09-21 00:42:19 +0000 UTC]
I googled Ampalang when I watched a fan dub of this on youtube. I lost the last of my innocence... Bloody Luxord! :L
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blackwolfjashinist [2013-02-20 00:32:49 +0000 UTC]
You know I saw this on YouTube and I thought, what's an ampallang? I am never looking up stuff I find on Pictures or videos again!... Looking at a picture ... What's a side burn ride?... OH FOR THE LOVE OF JASHIN THAT IS- AHHHH!
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jade-eyed-jinchuriki [2013-02-19 02:49:01 +0000 UTC]
O_o and I thought the Organization was full of perverts BEFORE! It was actually due to some psychological horror movie I don't even know the name of that I first heard of the ampallang... Sounds more like some kind of medieval torture method than a piercing...
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Popgal120 [2013-02-16 11:43:06 +0000 UTC]
lol, don't ask why, but my bro and i were having a discussion about ampallangs earlier today but he couldn't remember what it was called and I only remembered because of this comic XD
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SoraandKairiforever1 [2013-01-20 00:49:22 +0000 UTC]
Who looked up ampallang......then immediately regretted it?
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DrakenTheWolf In reply to SoraandKairiforever1 [2013-12-18 01:54:38 +0000 UTC]
me and probably a HELL of a lot more...
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ThePancakeCat [2012-06-23 21:48:41 +0000 UTC]
LOL because of this comic I looked it up... And began "educating" my friends about the word XD
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LyricalAutumnWind [2012-06-05 03:40:46 +0000 UTC]
Lol...Ampallang, a.k.a. Prince Albert. Nicely done.
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psycrowe In reply to LyricalAutumnWind [2012-06-06 01:31:43 +0000 UTC]
The Prince Albert is a different kind of 'downstairs' piercing ;3
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LyricalAutumnWind In reply to psycrowe [2012-06-06 01:36:18 +0000 UTC]
I was told they were different names for the same piercing. Hm. Well, no big deal. Better to be wrong and have someone be kind enough to correct you than to continue being wrong and look foolish, right? ^-^ Thanks.
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psycrowe In reply to LyricalAutumnWind [2012-06-06 01:46:57 +0000 UTC]
Hehe, no problem. They are similar in a way. Ampallangs are horizontal, while PAs are vertical and make use of existing.. holes X3c.
Haha, look at me clarifying these sorts of piercings XD. Keeping true to my signature, I suppose!
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LyricalAutumnWind In reply to psycrowe [2012-06-06 02:41:56 +0000 UTC]
Hehe. Silly artist.
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KorinoTsubasa23 [2012-01-25 22:10:47 +0000 UTC]
As much as I wonder why anyone would do that to themselves... I wasn't too scarred considering my sister has linked me to tattooed penises and Jacob's Ladder piercings. This wasn't too bad at all. By the way, if this piercing disturbed you DON'T GOOGLE JACOB'S LADDER! You have been warned.
Anyways, the comic was hilarious and I'll never look at the Nobody symbol the same way ever again. XD And the look on Luxord's face when he figures it out and shares it with the other two. XD Priceless!
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KiyaraSabel [2011-12-30 15:01:05 +0000 UTC]
So I was just chatting with someone about how Wiki isn't always work safe and how this comic was what taught me that very important lesson (in front of prudish Mormon girls no less!).
For a moment, I was frightened that you had removed these (I know you went through the usual DA popularity cycle of sudden rise to fame due to fan art, and then crushing pessimism about the relative disinterest in meaningful art). I am glad to see you didn't try to erase the past. These were all witty as all get out and I've barely played Kingdom Hearts.
(PS, someone uploaded one of these in their scraps [link] )
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Chibi-Pix [2011-12-01 03:09:00 +0000 UTC]
I actually can see Luxord's comparison between the symbol and an ampallang. Turns out he's not an idiot...
Poor Saix and Lexaeus....even I wasn't that shocked (though my older sisters were when I told them what it was).
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siletrea [2011-11-23 04:37:07 +0000 UTC]
do i wanna know what the title ampalling means
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DrakenTheWolf In reply to siletrea [2013-12-18 01:56:13 +0000 UTC]
NO AND DON'T F*******NG THINK ABOUT LOOKING IT UP YOU WILL REGRET IT!
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DrakenTheWolf In reply to siletrea [2013-12-21 17:24:01 +0000 UTC]
well there you go...
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whispersalt [2011-10-03 03:46:21 +0000 UTC]
LOL Luxord's face in the 4th panel.. his excitement is priceless
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Haxisal-XIII [2011-08-31 23:05:29 +0000 UTC]
*google IMAGES it*
OH MY GOD MY EYES, MAKE IT STOP,PLEASE JUST GO AWAY!!!!!
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RoxasSoraNamineKairi [2011-08-26 17:05:06 +0000 UTC]
DO NOT GOOGLE IT!!! D: OH GOD DO NOT GOOGLE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
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criscura [2011-07-22 06:41:54 +0000 UTC]
So, can I tell you that this is (weirdly) one of the cutest things I've seen for the Organization *ever*? It's mostly because Luxord is just so damned happy about his ampallang.
...I also looked this up after I read this, and that just looks painful and complication-inducing ><
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Flamecalibur [2011-07-05 02:59:44 +0000 UTC]
Out of all your Xemnas Reports, this one is the funniest.
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skylena [2011-07-05 01:28:57 +0000 UTC]
My friend and cousin were with me when we looked up out of curiosity. They started freaking out and I scream laughing from shock
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Lunar-Darkrai [2011-06-11 00:32:30 +0000 UTC]
... IT FINALLY MAKES SENSE... *headdesks from seeing all the images in google search*
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REFan69 [2011-05-29 22:08:25 +0000 UTC]
ohhhh...i think i get it....
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wesker is coming for you chris!((to rape you))
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