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Psyromayniak — Pirate Sherlock sketch

Published: 2012-01-06 20:22:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 308; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 6
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Description So, after 'A Scandal in Belgravia', Mycroft's 'He wanted to be pirate' comment along with the 'I'll be mother' 'That's a whole childood in a nutshell' spurred me to draw this. At ten to six in the morning because I woke up stupidly early on Monday.
Bare with me, 'tis next on my colour list
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Comments: 96

Psyromayniak In reply to ??? [2012-01-06 21:24:24 +0000 UTC]

What have I told you about touching my things Sherlock?

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-01-06 21:43:59 +0000 UTC]

It is no longer yours, Mycroft.

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-01-06 21:56:39 +0000 UTC]

Fine. Yes. I don't care. Just get in the bath. You're getting filth all over the carpet...

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-01-06 22:14:54 +0000 UTC]

Make me.

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-01-07 16:49:10 +0000 UTC]

*rolls up sleeves and advances* Get. In. The Bath.

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-01-08 18:26:39 +0000 UTC]

*stands his ground* I am reliably informed that pirates only bathe in the blood of their enemies.

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-01-08 18:29:43 +0000 UTC]

*continues to advance* That may be so, Sherlock, but you will be bathing in hot water. With soap. *screws his face up* You smell.

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-01-08 18:30:41 +0000 UTC]

That would be the manure. And I refuse to bathe unless you donate your blood, Mycroft.

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-01-08 20:15:27 +0000 UTC]

*quickly nocks the sword out of Sherlock's hands and grabs his wrists* You are getting in the bath.

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-01-08 21:16:03 +0000 UTC]

*struggles against him* I had one last week!

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-01-10 20:56:42 +0000 UTC]

*is older and bigger and taller and stronger* And, for the love of all of our hygene, you need one now

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-01-10 21:16:56 +0000 UTC]

My hygeine affects yours? I am never taking another bath.

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-01-12 20:49:27 +0000 UTC]

*grasps him tightly, while moving him into the nearest Bath and turning both taps on* You will be clean!

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-01-13 16:11:30 +0000 UTC]

*thoughtful, reaches up and rubs Mycroft's hair, vigorously*

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-01-13 21:22:57 +0000 UTC]

*bares his teeth a little, but stays where he is, holding Sherlcok with one hand and attepmpting to remove his filthy clothes with the other* these are being binned.

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-01-13 23:07:13 +0000 UTC]

No! It's my costume, I need it to be a pirate! *struggles against Mycroft*

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-01-13 23:12:03 +0000 UTC]

*is the older sibling and has all the strong* Then you will just have to live without being one then, won't you, brother dearest~

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-01-14 09:07:25 +0000 UTC]

*submits, sulkily* I'll just sneak into your room and kill you tonight, then.

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-01-14 18:27:51 +0000 UTC]

*washes him with the water and soap and scrubbing* *smiles a little and raises his eyebrows* I would like to see you try

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-01-17 15:03:49 +0000 UTC]

You'd like to see me kill you? How foolish.

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-01-17 18:58:09 +0000 UTC]

*ignores him and continues scrubbing* what wold Mummy think of this *tuts*

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-01-18 23:15:28 +0000 UTC]

She helped me to design the costume.

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-01-19 20:42:37 +0000 UTC]

So she would be perfectly happy with you getting it so... filthy.

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-01-19 22:08:36 +0000 UTC]

... Yes.

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-01-20 18:57:07 +0000 UTC]

*grabs his head and dunks it under the water, then pulls it up and scrubs his hair with shampoo* I doubt it.

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-01-22 15:53:45 +0000 UTC]

*splutters in surprise* Mycroft if you wish to drown me you must do better than that!

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-01-22 17:38:23 +0000 UTC]

I only wish to make you clean

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-01-22 19:16:21 +0000 UTC]

How dull.

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-01-22 20:03:21 +0000 UTC]

*dunks his head again* there we are

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-01-22 22:46:26 +0000 UTC]

So now may I leave?

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-01-24 17:23:54 +0000 UTC]

No. *washes him a bit more* now you can.

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-01-25 18:45:37 +0000 UTC]

*throws a handful of water at Mycroft's face, climbing swiftly from the bath and running from the room, naked*

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-01-26 21:26:39 +0000 UTC]

*sighs, exasperated* PUT SOME CLEAN CLOTHES ON

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-01-31 10:59:35 +0000 UTC]

*calls back* Shan't! *runs into Mycroft's room*

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-01-31 21:12:01 +0000 UTC]

*deeper sigh*

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-02-05 17:51:42 +0000 UTC]

*climbs onto Mycroft's bed*

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-02-05 18:02:24 +0000 UTC]

*stands and leaves the bathroom*

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-02-05 20:49:49 +0000 UTC]

*sprawled on Mycroft's bed*

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-02-06 07:14:25 +0000 UTC]

*doesn't know this. Goes to find some sort of servant to make him tea*

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-02-06 15:17:15 +0000 UTC]

*wriggles in between the covers, wiping himself dry on Mycroft's sheets*

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-02-06 16:44:22 +0000 UTC]

*sips tea*

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-02-06 21:03:23 +0000 UTC]

*gets out again, once he's sure that he's dry*

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-02-08 21:50:23 +0000 UTC]

*takes out Old!Mobile phone and calls a number*

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-02-15 18:33:39 +0000 UTC]

*climbs off Mycroft's bed, and goes to his wardrobe, to find another shirt*

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-02-15 19:50:54 +0000 UTC]

((Find gay porn find gay porn))

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-02-15 20:00:59 +0000 UTC]

( )

*digs in the bottom of his wardrobe*

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-02-15 23:48:14 +0000 UTC]

*calling a .... friend....*

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-02-16 10:41:02 +0000 UTC]

*finds a magazine with a rather odd cover*

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Psyromayniak In reply to EmpressNairec [2012-02-17 20:53:51 +0000 UTC]

Oh hello~

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EmpressNairec In reply to Psyromayniak [2012-02-20 17:35:20 +0000 UTC]

*opens it curiously, sitting down in front of the wardrobe*

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