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PuddleOfBrokenGlass — Thrones of Internet Addiction
Published: 2009-08-19 03:45:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 247; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 3
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Booze, LSD, Mary Jane,Crystal meth, Crack Cocaine.
All afflictions!
But the internet one of those addictions?!?
Oh, no, no, no!
I’m a busy parent of three
I don’t have time for those silly things.
Get home, Kiss the wife.
Push Peter, Paul, and Mary on the swings.
Dinner, Baths.
Tuck them in,
That’s the life I live
Until 8:01 pm.
The internet an addiction?!?
Oh, no, no, no!
I have much better things to do,
Things that are easy to construe.
Buy milk, bread, and butter,
Trim the hedge,
Clean the gutter.!
Chat online.
Download grown-up films,
Oh, that woman is like red wine!
The internet an addiction!
Oh, just go home.
And leave me alone
With my throne of internet devotion.
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