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For both non-meat-eaters and meat-eaters! There's lots of "don't try and make me a vegetarian/don't try to make me eat meat" stamps, but none that say don't tell me what to eat and I won't tell you what to eat. From the POV of an animal pussy, nothing is more annoying than making an off-hand reference to not eating meat and recieving a half hour lecture on why being a vegetarian is stupid, useless, makes me a smug asshole, give you one good reason why, I probably eat trace amounts of meat all the time, what if I was stuck in a cave with a cow and I had to eat it to survive?, the animal's already dead, well fuck me I can't stop you from eating meat because I was totally about to try, blood and gore, you eat puppies alive, you fucked my mom and my dad too. In case you can't tell, it gets old. My God it's FOOD, you can eat your own crap for all it affects me, and I'll help myself to my own crap if I feel like it, god damnit. (wait) To be fair I also cringe every time I hear a vegetarian trying to give an (typically pathetic) earful to someone who's just trying to eat their freaking lunch, or bragging about it, which, I reiterate, it's FOOD.

Dis my first stamp so it sucks but I've been wanting to see one that says this for a while.

edit: aaa hello there white ridge on top what's going awnnn

Description
For both non-meat-eaters and meat-eaters! There's lots of "don't try and make me a vegetarian/don't try to make me eat meat" stamps, but none that say don't tell me what to eat and I won't tell you what to eat. From the POV of an animal pussy, nothing is more annoying than making an off-hand reference to not eating meat and recieving a half hour lecture on why being a vegetarian is stupid, useless, makes me a smug asshole, give you one good reason why, I probably eat trace amounts of meat all the time, what if I was stuck in a cave with a cow and I had to eat it to survive?, the animal's already dead, well fuck me I can't stop you from eating meat because I was totally about to try, blood and gore, you eat puppies alive, you fucked my mom and my dad too. In case you can't tell, it gets old. My God it's FOOD, you can eat your own crap for all it affects me, and I'll help myself to my own crap if I feel like it, god damnit. (wait) To be fair I also cringe every time I hear a vegetarian trying to give an (typically pathetic) earful to someone who's just trying to eat their freaking lunch, or bragging about it, which, I reiterate, it's FOOD.

Dis my first stamp so it sucks but I've been wanting to see one that says this for a while.

edit: aaa hello there white ridge on top what's going awnnn