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Published: 2005-02-10 10:02:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 96; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 1
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The people lived on a train, and they often looked out their windows to see flowers and trees passing them by.Mindy, the smallest of the people, loved purple flowers.
"I love purple flowers," she squealed in excitement as a field full of purple pansies rolled by in the small, circular-shaped window.
Argansomaromancerateafly, or Argansoateafly for short, the largest of the people, stabbed her in the neck with a fork, as he was irritated by her loud voice. She howled in pain as the fork went deeper into her flesh, blood leaking steadily from the wound like a river of blood leaky steadily from a wound.
“Die, bitch,” giggled Argansoateafly, and started to pull chunks of flesh out of her neck with the fork, eating them as he went. “Tasty pie,” he muttered.
Suddenly, like a train stopping all of a sudden, the train stopped.
“Hey, the train stopped,” said Bepoo, the middlest of the people, “and it stopped all of a sudden, didn’t it? Much like a train stopping all of a sudden.”
Mindy nodded sagely, having come magically back to life. “It stopped much like a train stopping all of a sudden, didn’t it?” She asked.
“Yeah,” said Argansoateafly. “It did.”
A door opened on the wall of the train, and they stepped out into the ocean.
All at once they drowned.
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Comments: 5
Oiram [2005-02-11 00:52:00 +0000 UTC]
WTF!!!!!! THAT WAS AWESOME... I don't know exactly why... but it was freakin great!!!
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ChaoticBeauty [2005-02-10 19:12:01 +0000 UTC]
It is a little silly, but I do very much ike this part:
Suddenly, like a train stopping all of a sudden, the train stopped.
“Hey, the train stopped,” said Bepoo, the middlest of the people, “and it stopped all of a sudden, didn’t it? Much like a train stopping all of a sudden.”
Made me quite happy
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Puke In reply to ChaoticBeauty [2005-02-11 05:48:57 +0000 UTC]
Heheh. Repetition is so cheap and easy.
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