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Published: 2011-08-18 10:14:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 1092; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 0
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YOU WANT A PRESIDENT THAT'S IN LOVE WITH AMERICA.YOU WANT A PRESIDENT WHO WOULD IN A RAIN STORM, GRAB AMERICA'S HAND AND TAKE SHELTER WITH AMERICA IN A NEARBY BARN. MAYBE HELP AMERICA OUT OF IT'S WET CLOTHES. MAYBE LAY AMERICA DOWN ON SOME HAY BALES AND THEN AS AMERICA AND RICK PERRY BECOME ONE, THE SOUNDS OF THEIR LOVE MAKING MERGING, WITH THE THUNDER STORMS CACOPHONY, THE BARN SHUTTERS RATTLING THE LIVESTOCK.
THE LIVESTOCK, THEY WANNA LOOK AWAY, BUT THEY CAN'T. THEIR EYES ARE TRANSFIXED.
I AM RICK PERRY AND UNLIKE BARACK OBAMA, I WILL F*CK THE SH*T OUT OF AMERICA!
OH AMERICA. AMERICA, YOU GOT A PRETTY MOUTH.
Oh gawd. Oh... oh Jesus.... I should never be aloud to draw American politicians/maybe future Presidents. XDD But surely I wasn't the only one who burst out laughing when they heard this on The Daily Show.
[link] Skip to around 1:30 or so to see what I'm talking about.
why did I ink in blue????
I DO NOT, REPEAT, DO NOT WANT ANY ARGUING OVER POLITICAL PARTIES/OBAMA HATE/RICK PERRY HATE. WE ALL HAVE OPINIONS AND SRSLY THIS IS JUST FOR THE LULZ. CHILL THE FUCK OUT.
Edit: LOL I forgot Alfred's glasses.
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America (c)
Rick Perry, lol himself
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Comments: 23
Poor Alfred, I think this is the most afraid he's been for a long time
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THE BAD TOUCH! I CAN FEEL IT IN HIS GAZE! D:
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YOUR A FREAKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!
Words cannot express just how awesome this is. I'm so glad someone did this, and did it well! even though you beat me to it >.>
What could America expect, really? Texas politicians say some pretty pervy things.
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I was srsly surprised no one else had done it--and you should totally draw it, too. Do eet~ and like send me a link so I can totally fav that shit
They want him for his body~
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Ugh, I will if I ever get the time!
Oh yeah~!
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I laughed so hard when I saw this!
Poor America, run for your life. Is Rick Perry like America's Belarus?
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XDDD That made me lol harder than it should have. but I think Palin is America's Belarus now that I think about it.
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But I thought Palin could see Russia from her house?
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And she keeps a vigilant watch on him--can't let anyone cross the boarder to steal her beloved America.
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lol~ Yeah but what about Perry? She needs to watch him.
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Hugh.... stunt double? Oh! Her kids watch for Russia and while she prowls around with maybe entering the presidential race, she keeps an eye out for Perry.
Oh man... those plz icons make me think Palin was actually Russia in disguise the whole time. gives a whole new meaning to Mother Russia...
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OMFG that is the cutest America icon I have ever seen! Poor Canada... he has to deal with her to.
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I completely forgot about whatshisface.... LOL. Being her neighbor must be horrific. XDDD
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Yeah! Poor Canada! He has to deal with Palin & America! AT THE SAME TIME!
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This. I think this has made me reconsider what it truly means to love America. I saw this episode and I think I cried for two days.
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Perry better follow up with some flowers and chocolate shaped hamburgers if it's truly meant to be. XDDD
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i all for Perry for 2012 but idk this just make me giggle like a little fangirl that i am >_<'
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I was looking all over for something like this!
...but seriously, America, hide.
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I'm srsly surprised this hasn't been done before! XD
Yes. Hide. But not in the barn.
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HAHAHAHAHHA YESSOMEONE DREW THIS!! XD That whole thing was soooo creepy, gotta love the daily show!!
and poor America he looks so freaked out XD
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I was loling so hard I cried. And yes, you have to love the Daily Show... they're just so awesome.
I'd be freaked out too if an older man was hitting on me. XDD
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