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Published: 2009-12-09 18:42:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 2008; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 108
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Liane's "I Love You' look!This is a commissioned icon of Liane for my FA account done for me by zeriara on Furocity.
Art is (c) zeriara.
Liane is (c) to me.
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You should not eat just ANY old mushroom you find growing in the forest, you know!
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She may have a heart shaped nose but I know she doesn't love me.
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Aw, maybe a little! She's got a soft spot in her heart (nose?) for all soft furry people.
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Like I'd believe a vampire
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Liane has a message just for you! It is:
Look closely into my eyes--closer--closer--yes--now you will believe all I say for I never lie and I'm always right.I love you and more importantly, you love me and will for all eternity. Now hold out your neck! *bitey bite*
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*thinks to myself* It's a good thing I showered with Holy Water and am wearing my extra strength garlic cologne. If she bites me she'll be finished
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That garlic thing is way over blown--just a mild allergic reaction--itchy time is all. And the Holy Water wont do you no good cause it loses all power as it dries.
Besides which she already got you! She's just so good you thought she was giving you a nuzzle when she actually took a goodly amount of your life's blood, and gave you a small amount of hers. Now you belong to her body and soul!!!!! *rabbit snicker*
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Fortunately for me, I don't and never did trust her so I was prepared. *rubs her body with garlic for the ultimate rash and throws a condom full of holy water in her face* My mutant blood that she sucked from me will eventually kill her.
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*She ignores the holy water, which is a joke anyway, and the blood thing---well nothing to do with blood can kill a vampire, you fool!!!! BUT --you dared to put your FILTHY PAWS on Lianes BODY!!!!!!!! That is UNFKGFORGIVABLE!!!!*
Hordes of undead bunnies gather in the darkness to avenge their goddess! The spotted cat must DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Say goodnight, Gracie!)
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Werewolf blood will kill a vampire doofus!
*summons a plague of mutant unkillable fleas to attack the bunnies*
Scratch and itch yourself to death vermin!
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Too bad, you don't know squat about wererabbit type vampires and you are 100% wrong. (well that's no surprise to anyone)
The horde of undead bunnies are vampires, rum dumb, the fleas are welcomed as fellow drinkers of blood.
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But seeing as I'm the one that summoned them, they obey me only chump!
*communicates with the fleas psionically telling them to invenomate the wererabit*
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Go back to school. Learn to spell. Envenomate-e-n-v-e-n-o-m-a-t-e per the online edition of the Merriam-Webster dictionary.
And anyway Liane told me she doesn't want any part of these arguments and crap between you and me and nothing we have been saying means a damm thing! She totally rejects the validity of and existence of any of our imagined hordes of undead rabbit or fleas.
She gave you that little bitey bite out of friendship, it was like a love bite actually. And she just wants to be your friend!
She says you and me can fight all we want cause we're guys and guys do that kind of thing. She's all about the other side of the coin.
So I guess we might as well stop, since I think we're making her mad with this stuff. Sorry, man, I'll fight with you over something else!! I really don't want her mad at me, wouldn't be a good thing at all!!!!!
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You fool! You see I intentionally misspelled it because I knew that in your foolish arrogance to prove that you're better than me (which you'll never be btw) you'd say it and spell it out and just like Pee Wee Herman's secret word when you said the word YOU would be the one to cause the fleas to release their venom in you. You've caused your own demise
*teases Liane*
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Well I guess the time has come to tell the truth! Liane is actually a being of another dimension, only visiting here to do Anthro-pology research for her doctoral monograph at IU (Interspecies University-located....well you don't need to know where) and as such is protected by devices and charms(for hers is a magical as well as scientific based society) beyond the ken of such lower functioning societies such as the one you come from.
In other words, it won't work!
And Liane Likes being teased, so she thanks you!
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Wait a minute! If she lived in a truly scientific society then magic would be deemed false and illogical. A true scientist would never believe in magic.
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Shows what you know! But then you ARE one of the backward denizens of this dimension.
They don't call it magic , we do. Anything that is not understood is magic in the eyes of primitives. We are those primitives.
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Hers is the dumbest society ever. Neanderthals would be considered Einsteins and Isaac Newtons to them.
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Says you Bozo, but you would think that to save your precious beliefs.
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I believe that if she thinks that everything that can't be explained is magic then she's been kicked once too many times in the head by a rainbow vomiting unicorn.
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You just are being obtuse. Can't explain a damm thing to you, don't know why I try! *gives up on educating the terminally braindead cat*
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*splodes you with a big cherry bomb* Talk nice to your betters next time!!!
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*regenerates from the pieces of myself on the ground and breaks all the bones in your face like this...* [link]
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Not even bruised by that pussy pat!! Try a little harder if you want me to feel it! *stands there solid as the rock of Gibraltar, just beggin for it*
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Rock of Gibraltar this!...(skip to 6:10)[link]
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Cant you reply without using youtube?? Besides boxing bores me to tears.
Think I'll just go take a nap.
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Irritating you is what gets me through the day
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sssssssssnnooooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeee
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Laugh all you want, I used to also! The ultimate revenge is that you will either die young or you will also reach that age when you need a nap in the middle of the day to get through it. Happens to all of us, sonny Jim!
And being a geezer aint as bad as you may think. There are advantages as well as the drawbacks.
*wakes up refreshed and bites your ankle as you stand there like the big dummy you are and stare stupidly at me*
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*growls* Yeah one of those drawbacks is geezers like you get senile and do crazy things like biting leopards and believing that because you're old young guys won't bite you back. *bites the back of your neck and shakes you like a ragdoll*
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*makes noise like his tongue is hitting the roof of his mouth real hard about 30 times a second---which it is* 👍: 0 ⏩: 1
*looses interest and drops you*
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Lucky for you! You would not have enjoyed what was about to happen!! 👍: 0 ⏩: 1
(it appears that I'm gaining some insight into the way your
*resumes ragdoll shakin'*
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I give you one more chance to stop that. Here's a hint about what's about to happen. Remember I said you doing this get my juices flowing? And remember what I did all over your paw when you were strangling me once that REALLY made you mad. Well connect the dots and imagine how that's gonna work with my flying all over the place held in your mouth!
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*tosses you down a well*
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*manages to get a good spray going just before being heaved over the bricks lining the well hole and falls happily having seen the thoroughly wetted fur of the cursed cats face. Nasty stinking liquid dripping from its whiskers!*
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*finds 20 cinderblocks and begins to drop one down the well* Bombs away!
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*Hits the water and immediately dives and finds a cavern leading off to the side which comes out in a cave. Hears distant splashing sounds from back up the cavern* Now to do some exploring!!!
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*pours wet cement into the well to seal you inside*
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*Finds a shaft that leads up behind you and kicks you into the well on top of the cement! A sound 1/2 thud and 1/2 splash is heard and a cat growl. Then a rabbit snicker---
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*growls and teleports out of the well* Why you...
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Repeat in a never ending cycle going faster and faster till we dopler off the possible spectrum and become particles smaller than the Large Hadron Collider is able to make!!! Then we tip over the event horizon and are known no more.
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Wow, this looks fabulous! She did a fantastic job!!
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The more I look at it the more impressed I am! AND she is the only one who obviously read the entire notes on your reference sheet and FOLLOWED THEM! Everything on there she did. And she did this and had it uploaded an hour and 20 minutes after I gave her the reference! Pretty awesome I'd say!
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Wow, and hour and 20 minutes for that! She's talented!! I did notice that she followed the reference too! Good for her, I like this girl already!
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This is her reply to my asking for the icon. [link] Do you like her better yet?
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