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Seriously, Bioware?Subtlety Fail.
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If I put her on my squad for a mission I sometimes found myself saying out of the way bubble butt
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I saw right through this you know they did this on purpose twice in fact in ME2 and ME3
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Nice try Bioware Butt I will not cheat on my Blueberry yum yum
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I have a feeling you're right
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DAT ASS is the only reason she is in the game try to get me to cheat on Liara nice try bubble butt
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I'd stay true even if I had a real girlfriend
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I stay ture to all of my romances Liara Tali Jack Miranda and even Ashley each with a different ShepardΒ
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This part about Mianda is so damn annoying. I am a guy, but this is so⦠argh.
Miranda is far from perfect.
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She's really close to annoying though xd
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she would be perfect WITHOUt all those camera angles.
It's like "she's got a great butt; do you see it ?do you see it ?do you see it ?do you see it ?do you see it ?do you see it ?...."
Me: YES !
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I know it's so overdone
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Even though I'm a guy, this went from sexy to annoying really fast. That, and along with the whole "Perfect genes" thing.
"Do you think it's easy being perfect?"
"yes."
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Haha, I agree. It's also refreshing to see a guy who agrees. I was wary a lot of people would start with the automatic "you must be jealous" if I brought up these points. Which is really frustrating considering we're talking about a video game character.
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She claims she's the best at everything, yet she's unsuitable for the vents and will let one of you squad mates get eaten by the seekers if you have her set up the biotic field.
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Miranda: "In theory any biotic could do it..."
Shepard: "Um, no. Miranda, your entire subplot is that you AREN'T perfect after all."
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I used Samara for the seeker swarms, Legion for the vents, and Jacob and Garrus for the diversions.
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Legion for Vents, Garrus for Fireteam 1. Tali and Mordin for Squad 1.
Miranda for FT 2, Tali+Garrus for Swarm Squad, and Jack for Seeker Swarm Barrier.
Tali and Garrus for Human-Reaper fight. Mordin for crew-evac, saved everyone.
Not a single life lost.Β
Ran it all with a Colonist War Hero, Male Paragon Vanguard Shepard. Romanced Tali. Carried on into ME3 and used the MEHEM mod to keep Shepard alive for a funeral for David Anderson and a hug from Tali
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Same here, didn't lose anyone!
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That's a very good point XD
And fine, so she doesn't have to be good at everything, but a tad bit of modesty wouldn't kill her either -.-
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I was talking about her- ohhh, nevermind XDD
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Well, we now know that someone on BioWare's staff spent hours crafting that lovely behind. I think the camera knew that the best way to avoid an office shooting was to do this. That and BioWare has a thing for asses. (FemShep anyone?)
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XD FemShep has a nice ass! She works hard on that ass XD
Miranda's rear is just overkill. The greatest use it has to me is as a human shield when I have nowhere else to take cover. o_o
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That is plenty useful.
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Hell YES!
Btw, thank you for taking the time to comment! Reading them make me laugh/smile
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haha! As a gay person, I cannot say how many times I rolled my eyes at scenes like those. So funny though.
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Oh goodness! XD And yeah! See i'm a straight girl, but even in the scenes where the dialogue was resting over Jacob's chiseled abs or spandexed ass, I was rolling my eyes -_-
Shepard not impressed.
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I always love it in that scene when they put the "Investigate" dialogue option right over her buttcrack.
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Or above her chest! It's crazy how many times they do that for Miranda -___-
Like we NOTICE, okay.
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Miranda is use Singularity with her Butt, the Gravity attracts all gazes
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Ah! Now there's an explanation that actually makes sense 
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That why she never uses Singularity in Combat, it's a passive power in permanent use XD
or her Genetics include the gene for perfect Camera Angles at her
center of gravity
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I've seen superhero costumes that weren't as tight as that. Those pants would have to be specially made for that purpose in order to give such a wedgie.
I guess Bioware couldn't have an intelligent, independent, competent, driven woman without reducing her back down to the level of object. I really think Miranda is a great character, it's a shame that the camera is always around her ass.
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I absolutely agree. For such an intelligent game, it can be demeaning. Especially as a girl, it's a little insulting to see the focus being taken away from "what lies beneath" kind of quality, skill and ability, in order to focus on shallow "eye-candy". Particularly when the themes being dealt with are more mature than the average video game.
A woman should still qualify as beautiful, even if she's not in a skin-tight suit with all her 'assets' pouring out. It goes the same for males. I don't need one to be half naked an flexing his abs in order to be attracted. In fact that's a downright turn-off.
Thanks again for the insightful comment
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You're right. I think a lot of the dislike people have for Miranda has very little to do with her actual character, but just the way she is presented. She looks like a Bond girl right out of the... oh, I don't know, 70s. All she really needs is the bellbottoms. Her attire is just completely impractical for the role she plays, and the camera seems overly-eager to display her "assets." It's like someone, somewhere thought, this character is TOO competent, she might give Shepard a run for his/her money, better knock her down a notch the way we do all women in society. We can't have anyone taking her seriously, after all. >
I'm planning making my own ME comic, and I'm re-designing Miranda's costume. I'll let her outfit remain somewhat tight-ish and light (no armor) deciding her role is something more specialized than "human tank." She's a smart lady, good at uncovering conspiracies and tacking people and chasing cases. I imagine her as more of an intelligence agent of sorts, with some kick butt biotic abilities (I'm thinking Black Widow from the Avengers (the movie.) I won't give her James Vega heavy armor, but the wedgies from Hades, can go.
I think that you're ME pictures bring up really good and interesting points in clever ways, and that's worth discussion.
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I even made my brother read your comment because I think you completely nailed my irritations with the gaming industry as a whole. Needless to say, he totally agreed.
I'm glad you're redesigning Miranda for your own comic! I think it would do her much more credit.
Haha "the wedgies from Hades" - Yes! Those can definitely go -__-
Thanks again for the detailed comments! They were such a pleasure to read
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Hey, as long as you post things that spark conversation, conversation will be had.
Your brother sounds awesome. Sometimes guys (and even many women) don't really "get" what the problem is with how women are presented in games, at least partially because it's not much different from how many of us are, sadly, accustomed to seeing women portrayed in just about any media. My answer is usually to ask people to compare characters like Alyx Vance and, say, Bayonetta.
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Those are both good comparisons. You're right, I'm grateful my brother understands. He laughs at it sometimes, because he thinks it's just that ridiculous, but I know it bothers him too. In fact, he prefers female characters who are more reasonably outfitted rather than the ones who look like they could jump out of the pages of some stuck-in-the-basement male fantasy magazine. You can't really take them seriously otherwise, and that's the pity.
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I agree.
You know, Anita Sarkeesian, who you may have heard of for her series Tropes Vs Women, analyses the way women are portrayed in various media. Mostly, she stuck to movies before, but being a gamer, she's also working on a series about female characters in video games. You might find this interesting.
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Thanks for sharing! I just watched a couple of her videos during the past couple of days and found them really informative and pointed out some things in movies (ex; 'mystic pregnancies) that I hadn't even noticed.
Thank you!
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XD They totally intended it.
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