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Description After it was leaked that James Corden and Jorge Garcia would be shortlisted as the new James Bond actor while it was nearly sure that Chrissy Metz would be acting as the new Moneypenny, dozends of typical American girls who had the dream to become THE new starlet of Holywood in spite of their body-own muffintops, their double chins, bingo arms and bubble buts flooted into the forecourt of EON Productions' film studios speculating on a chance to be shortlisted as a completely new type of a Bond-girl. 
Beside the problem of the higher demand of catering capacity that had to be expected at the film set EON Productions seemed like they had also trouble with the movie's title.
There were rumours of something like "From Pizzeria with love", "Plumpfinger", "Butterball", "You allways eat twice", "Lardfolds are foreever", "Live and eat pie", "The man with the golden funnel", "The spy who fed me", "For your thighs only", "A view to a fill", "The rubbing creamthighs", "License to spill", "Golden pie", "Tomorrow nothing fits", "Three X is not enough", "Get another tray", "Quantum of shapeless", "Thighsprawl", "Injector", "No space for pie"
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